/lit/ - Literature

based

>>10946306
>What should I do?
you should fuck off to >>>/adv/

>>10946306
scream 'QUIET DOWN YOU FATFUCKS'

>>10946306
Get on your knees and suck his dick while he plays vidya

>>10946341
It clearly has to do with /lit/ because I'm trying to read. I'm reading the Brothers Karamazov, if you're at all curious.
>Pleb, that's entry tier literature
I am reading it as the final book in my project of reading every Dostoevsky novel in chronological order

>>10946306
If i need to read over loud noise I listen to something. Not music because that is a distraction itself, but something of a white or environmental noise. Waves/waterfall, rain, or space sounds.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3YdANo_hlh8

>>10946380
Dostoevsky is GOAT fuck the nihilist

Noise cancelling headphones.

Go out and play a game with the normies, maybe you'll have fun. Or get your own place if it's that bad. Why would you move in with a neckbeard gamer in the first place?

>>10946412
So I should have to pay 1000 dollars because my bastard of a roommate, who I remind you is fat, can't stop being a video game playing manchild? He always tells me his story's of things he's done on Dungeons and Dragon's campaigns as though I should be impressed by them. "Then I killed the dragon, and I pretty much stole all the treasure from the villagers and I used my trickery to get the prince to give me his gold," as though I should be impressed, and for his sake I should pay 1000 dollars?

>>10946466
youre the real manchild you need books to seem superior which is even more childish than nourishing your body and playing fun games with friends. Why do people want to hang around him instead of you?

>>10946466
D&D is traditionally a table top pen and paper game. I'd go to a session and if it isn't unbearable spergs, join in. It's super fun with a good group/competent DM and a great way to work on your storytelling

>>10946438
One time I returned from the grocery store and was putting groceries in my fridge, when he and his friends started making fun of me and saying I was an alcoholic because earlier they had seen me recycle some beer bottles, a six-pack I had drunk over the course of a week. I just smiled and nodded like an abused house wife. No, I won't play video games with them. I don't even like video games. I'm bad at them.

>>10946485
>fatties are well nourished
oh hunnie

>>10946485
they're both manchildren

>>10946485
>Nourishing your body
His diet consists of buffalo wings and pizza, and I am not exaggerating, those two foods are what he eats every single night.

I try to eat a balanced diet of vegetables, bread, and cereal, and even if I am underweight, I am trying to correct that with food and exercise. I admit my body is bad, but at least I'm making an effort

>>10946466
Okay, go down to your local hardware shop and buy a pack of earplugs for 5 bucks.

>>10946540
Okay fine, I will

>>10946380
Who's in charge of these fucking covers?

>>10946601
a person with a beautiful soul

>>10946601
Wordsworth, finest publisher's in America

>>10946497
>can't handle even the slightest amount of banter
>too autistic to realize they were only making conversation and trying to befriend you
You disgust me

>>10946640
>>10946380
Damn I want these copies now

>>10946539
i was b8ing sorry senpai keep up the good fight. Weight might be the biggest way of money at least here in burgerland. Tbqh im a bmi or 2 over rn but trying to get back down

>>10946306
/ourguy/ is fat.

>>10946640
holy shit these covers are fucking meme material.