/lit/ - Literature

very carefully

basically like I write men except with more vowels and fewer trochaic inversions

in the nude

I think of a meme, and I take away dankness and shitpostability.

>>10943609

>>10943580
As emotional subhuman being

>>10943679

>>10943580
Pretty much as I write men except with the cunning of the meek.

>>10943580
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability

>>10943643
>women
>emotions

>>10943580
I usually write about ladyboys, desu.

>>10943580
I write them like one of my french girls, if you know what i mean

>>10943756
My nigga

>>10943679
>>10943688
>>10943580
I am lmao in class

>>10943580
my entire oeuvre takes place in a futuristic gay utopia where women are extinct and men produce offspring by jizzing into a genetically engineered womb-plant

>>10943580
Ask your SO everytime.

"Hey babe, what would a woman think if she found herself attracted to her spaceship commander's evil twin brother?"

>>10943580
It depends on the women I'm writing.

i think of a boy, and i take away beauty and purity

I think of a man, and take away penis and testes.

i think of a man, and i masturbate.

>>10943580
Just text her "hey"
Ask her some shitty small talk questions. Pick up ques and suggest some activity together based on that.

>>10943580
Like Edward in Twilght or Christian Gray in 50 shades of Gray.
Only with big tits and a tight hot cunny.

You ask them if it's cool that you do and then you use some kind of ink that rolls easily but stays in place. Regular pens or sharpies work perfectly, but pencils not so much.

>>10944086
*tight hot AROMATIC cunny

Write a man, but change names and pronouns to that of a woman.

>>10943594
exactly

>>10943688
how is achewood so consistently great

>>10943845
I see someone is ripping of Ethan of Athos

>>10943699
Cute answer. But that's just one type of woman. I guess this works if you're writing a period piece that doesn't even focus of females.

>>10943580
If your piece calls for details of character, invent plausible backstories for them that shape them. Why is the woman this way or that? So indeed, the same way you ought to write a male character.

>>10943710
Men are notorious for their despising of emotions. No woman in her right mind becomes a stoic, for instance.

>>10944316
agreed w all of this

>>10944316
>dem vulcan nips

>>10944316
>No woman in her right mind becomes a stoic, for instance.
because womens' lives are immensely easier and they don't need to be stoic

>>10944490
You don't see many stoic children either. Maybe there's a connection there.

>>10944316
>Men are notorious for their despising of emotions. No woman in her right mind becomes a stoic, for instance.

Men are more capable of understanding and thus controlling their emotions. It doesn't mean they have none.

And women get ran over by the slightest wind of misfortune, they cannot grasp it, therefore they are thrown about by their emotions.

>>10943589
fpbp

>>10943780
Care to extrapolate ?

>>10943580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

>>10946278
Kek

>>10943580
With a W

>>10943580
what kind of fan fiction level writing is this, i write erotica of this level for giggles