/lit/ - Literature

>cute
>slovenian
sure you weren't just drunk?

Are you going to write a book about it? What is this doing here? Where am I?!

Happens to me all the time. Feels kind of like your stomach caves in, no?

You got friendzoned, move on. Also, this is not /adv/.

>>1092390
No, that's because you're a tub of lard, which is coincedentally related to the fact girls don't want to touch you.

>>1092397

Oh look, it's a tough-guy on 4chan. How cute.

>>1092403
:*

>>1092387
Are YOU drunk sir? I spent a week in Slovenia and the muff there is grade A. Fourth best on my travels behind Czech Republic and Croatia.

>>1092414
I am actually drunk because I meant third best.

>>1092417
That's cool. You're cool.

>>1092414

Its above Croatia in diversity. For some, to me unknown reason, all Croatian girls have black hair.

Oh dear god, a girl wants to be friends with you and have interesting conversations, when all you really want is to get in her pants, and you really think you're the wronged party here?

Also, this isn't /lit/ in any way. Please take this shit to /r9k/ or somewhere else where it may be relevant.

tl;dr gtfo my /lit/

I'll tell you what happened, OP - she thought you might make an interesting FRIEND. Forget getting 'friendzoned' or any shit - it didn't even get THAT far. She thought of you as a friend from the beginning and never once had any consideration of you as being anything more than that.

Seriously, is this /r9k/? A girl talks to you and suddenly it's

>she wants to fuck

Sage for an idiot who thinks that a girl wanting to 'make chit-chat' is something to get pissed about.

>>1092424

I love you, good sir.

>>1092430
I am a woman, and thank you, you're not too bad yourself

>he thinks "I have a boyfriend" means anything

>>1092436
hi

>>1092428

What this guy said.

OP just to let you know, every dude that talks to you is attracted to you as well.

Think about that next time Chad gives you a high-five. His hand is so smooth because he just wanked off to the thought of you.

I coudlnt find in any other website.

A comedy sketch about "girls with boyfriends"
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=83432876234

Also a sketch from Snuff Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

>>1092446
i fucking knew it

Did she at least give you a slice of pie? Good luck fucking up Dr. Octopus, dude

i am a boy in the process of friendzoning a girl. feels good after hearing so many anons bawwwing about it over the years. i've never been friendzoned, i guess because i don't see women as only potential sex objects. i don't know. maybe i will end up having sex with this girl, actually. c'est la vie.

>>1092445

Hi to you too.

>>1092436

Oh, I'm sorry. Then I love you, good ma'am.

>>1092469

guythatwantstofuckthefeministspotted.jpg

>>1092483

Yep, I often try to get my grip on women over the internet. Bull's eye!

>>1092468
Wassup?

Not much, pretty bored, just surfing 4chan, annoying everyone on /ic/ by samefagging a Picasso thread

I should really go to sleep though
You?

>>1092487

On an anonymous board at that :D let me just get a piece of paper to write my personal info on

>>1092454
No, watch this! if you are bored.

okey, okey... i will go to my corner :(

>pic semirelated
So, once you will not be willing to continue under the old conditions with her not being able to provide any further concessions her means of production will be seized in a violent upheaval?

>>1092530
was to
>>1092490

>>1092542
share the link

>>1092532

What? So I really have put my grip on you? I MUST be a wizzard.

[spoil]inb4 idiots[//spoil]

>>1092553

either sarcasm doesn't work on the internet, or I'm just desperate. But that's for me to know and for you to obsess over.

Also, I highly doubt anyone on this board is even from the same country as I am

>>1092563

I also was being sarcastic lol. That's what my failed spoiler meant.

Also, I'm not an English speaker, so pardon me, but I didn't get what that : « But that's for me to know and for you to obsess over » meant.

I'm so glad this thread was dismantled and deconstructed in exactly the way it should have been. I thought this board had gone down the drain a bit, but apparently not. Most other boards would have come up with "lol trolld hard" or "yeah me too OP that sux lol" but /lit/ replied as it should have and called OP out on his crap. Thank you.

>>1092570

What language do you speak?

>>1092581

French and Spanish.

>33 posts omitted. Click Reply to view
>Why am I in /r9k/?
>Am I in /r9k/?
>Why is this in my /lit/?
Hmm.

>>1092596

Read the thread lazy fucker.

>>1092591
Meh, I speak a little French (I'm Belgian) but not too fluently.

It means c'est a moi de saver, et a vous de plus hanter, or something to that effect, I had to babelfish 'to obsess', sorry.

>>1092599
I still don't get it.

>>1092454

What show is the first clip from?

>>1092611
hantez de plus? J'sais pas.

I wish my French was better, best I can do is order a pack of cigarettes.

>>1092454

Personne veut voir mon lien, j'ai devenu triste et puis mon Français est terrible!

>>1092620

I wish your grammar was better faggot nigger.

>>1092618
Oh, you watched it!!! Sadly, I dont know neither.

>>1092611

Guy who didn't get it at first. Still don't get it. At all :D

This is now a hookup thread.

guess what buddy... if you thought that she is "cute and intelligent", you probably weren't the only one to think that.

>>1092381
looks like its game time trying to get a girl that already has a boyfriend is a great hoby for me just think of it as a chess game

shes the queen hes the king and youre the white or black king pick one

and use every pawn at youre disposal while eliminating those fucking bishops that come out of nowhere

>>1092643
okay

F/18/Brussels
go

M/19/Montreal

Go

>>1092643
>making a shitty thread more shitty

>>1092658

I think it was the point.

>>1092649
>>1092655

Cling cling cling! Hookup possible.

>>1092648
Nah, it is a football game (or soccer for USA). The goal keeper is the boyfriend, the net is the pussy, the ball is the dick and the forward player is you!

>>1092665

> thinks Montreal is in Europe
> whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>1092668
It is in Canada, right?

>>1092649

Wanna exchange contact info, so I get my grip on you over the internet :p

>>1092655 = me

>>1092675

yep

>>1092679
>>1092679
>so I get my grip on you over the internet :p

>>1092679
How? I've never been to Canada and I can't afford to go overseas any time soon

>>1092688

Sir. I am trying to get in contact with a funny lady using humor. Would you please leave me alone.

Truely yours,
X

>>1092703
That wasn't funny that was just creepy. Seriously I made a really disgusted face when I saw that

>>1092700

I meant email. Now I know you're trolling.

>>1092706

It was an inside joke. You'll get it by reading the thread.

Still truely yours,
X

c'omen people, let's not be a cock blocker here.

give him your email, give him your email. you both go and set up a very quick temp. fake emails so you guys can exchange real emails in private.

>>1092717

No cock is being blocked here bro. Guy lives in Canada, girl in Belgium.

Belgian girl here.

I am so enjoying this.

I'd actually like to exchange some intelligent emails with you dashing young men, but, you know, this is 4chan.

>>1092709
sorry, I don't chat in private with strange guys.

>>1092726

You make my heart sad.

>>1092727

You're the one who's losing ;)

>>1092726
currently setting up false email, anyone still want it?

So much trolling in here.

>>1092735

Yup. I'll use a fake one too, cause you know, this is 4chan.

>>1092733
HAHWHAOHOA OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>IMPLYING ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BE MISSING OUT WITH A CHANCE WITH A 4CHANNER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm a Belgian girl too and I have bigger boobs, anon pick me!

No, I'm the real Belgian girl!

>>1092741
No. I am Belgian girl.

Hahahahahaha I am amused

have fun guise, I going to bed soon, it's 2 am here.

belgian.literate@gmail.com

>>1092739

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY

>>1092752
It really is funny how you neckbeards think you're attractive

>>1092752
interesting fact: stag is actually in the right in this thread

signed, a belgian girl

>>1092739

I'm new here but I already heard of you. I just don't understand your reputation. It's so obvious that you suck cocks. Or at least that you wish to. How did you manage to get that reputation? I'll detrone you in no time, amateur.

Hi, I'm a Belgian girl interested in lesbian literature.

Are there any lesbian girls here?

I wish I were the real Belgian girl, It could be fun to have a vagina.

C'omen where is the 80s movies farries to make us exchange bodies!

>>1092758
holy shit, shut the fuck up, you're already more annoying than stag

>>1092758
jelly detected

>>1092764

Well Stagolee's mom is just behind him, being sure he doesn't watch bestiality again. I think she's a lesbian.

>>1092773
but is she B E L G I A N?

>>1092770

That's the point, fuckface.

12/M/What is this

>>1092778
what

>>1092781

who?

>>1092783
third base

>>1092788
LOL WHAT A REFERENCE

/lit/
the only good board

>>1092788

Aaron Boone?

Fucking archieve this shit.

>>1092791
what can i say, i like the classics

what a dumb thread

OP here

I put this in /lit/ because I met this girl in a /lit/erature class and we talk about /lit/ together

>>1092875

Legendaring an already legendary thread

She used you OP. Consider yourself friendzoned for life

can't beleev this thread got sooooo long

We're all Belgian girls.

>>1092875

http://yearoftheowl.ytmnd.com/