/lit/ - Literature

cuckolding

tickling

>>10917927
Smelling the farts of a fat woman while you sodomize her.

Having a wife you love deeply make passionate love for the purpose of creating a child with a named Jamal

incest no doubt

true love

>>10917937
>with a named Jamal
Swing and a miss

>>10917936
But...how? Your cock is in the way.

>>10917927
QT3.14 aspie waifus who are painfully shy and extremely awkward, who you emotionally support and help deal with social situations, helping in the process not only her but yourself as you both come to realize that you are lost souls who have found each other despite all odds other in this cruel desert of a world

I'm sexually aroused by a properly formatted and cited bibliography. MLA or APA. Chicago if you're nasty.

>>10917944
>It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>10917927
hatefucking jewish girls

>>10917953

You know those tomboyish lasses you find on college grounds that may make a hebephile turn a head every now and then?

Yeah

Booze-induced impotence

>>10917993
it annoys me as a fag to keep seeing lesbians i think might be cutebois bt are actual y lesbians.

>>10918005

God, this.

>>10917927
you already posted it OP

>>10917993
maybe eventually we can get it up to the point that you're automatically a sex pervert for considering any woman under 40 and 200lb and then just power our society completely off the background guilt

>>10918030
what the fuck is up with her face, she looks like a sheep

>>10918032
this post made me feel really bad. like, lost all hope bad. :(

pls don't make us men and women hate our bodies any more than we already do. a positive and healthy approach to fitness (ie not anorexia or fat acceptance) does wonders for your physical and mental health.

>>10918038
maybe she is a sheep, and you are a kissless handholdless virgin internet shepherd

>>10917927
The girl in Planescape Torment at the Brothel for Slaking Intellectual Lusts that you can share stories with.

Nothing gets me harder than sharing stories with a girl.

>>10918049
unless the guy is over 25 and heterosexual in which case lol fuck off and die

>>10917927
You've posted it. Giant khazar milkers.

>>10917953
>mfw agatha will never be mine

>>10917961
How did literacy ever recover?

>>10918057
the backlash is coming. and I can't wait

>>10918076
even when Joyce writes about dirty wet farts, it is superior to anything you'll ever do

>>10918103
>backlash, ever

yeah you wait around for that, tell me how it goes. for my part, i'm going to avoid being part of a sex scandal either by emotionally bonding with a cartoon or using plastic surgery and hormone treatments to turn myself into a male kpop star until the toxic shock kills me

jewish qts

>>10918115
i don't get why more people don't see what a triumph of literature this dirty letter is. i challenge anyone in existence to trump such a success.

>>10917927
Tall women.

La Géante

Du temps que la Nature en sa verve puissante
Concevait chaque jour des enfants monstrueux,
J'eusse aimé vivre auprès d'une jeune géante,
Comme aux pieds d'une reine un chat voluptueux.

J'eusse aimé voir son corps fleurir avec son âme
Et grandir librement dans ses terribles jeux;
Deviner si son coeur couve une sombre flamme
Aux humides brouillards qui nagent dans ses yeux;

Parcourir à loisir ses magnifiques formes;
Ramper sur le versant de ses genoux énormes,
Et parfois en été, quand les soleils malsains,

Lasse, la font s'étendre à travers la campagne,
Dormir nonchalamment à l'ombre de ses seins,
Comme un hameau paisible au pied d'une montagne.

>>10918076
U serious? The fart letter is an exemplery case of Joyce's aestheticism

>>10917927
Shy, tall blonde and blue-eyed women who are really fucking hot but get very little attention because of their height.

>>10917960
disgusting

>>10918341
Those don't exist. Tall women are never shy unless they're very ugly.

nymphets

>>10917927
4D rape of a girl at every moment of her existence.

>>10918065
>khazar milkers

The destiny of high-born man.

>>10918348
I know a cute, shy, tall girl. Not as shy as shy used to be, but still.

>>10917927
I GET OF ON IRONY USED WITH DRAMATIC EFFECT, OR THE INDULGENCE INTO THE DEATH OF VIRTUES FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE. I LIKE DEGENERACY IN WOMAN BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL OLDER AND WISER, AND THE MORE INNOCENT BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW THEIR OWN DAMNING

>>10918389
surprisingly this. however, I don't believe women are as superficial as they often pretend to be

>>10917961
shit taste of a shit writer

>>10917953
Stop....

>>10917953
I got an asspie bf who is blissful and happy all the time.

Tiles

>>10919193
post the screencap?

>>10917927
Tomboys are my only fetish.

>>10917953

You know the answer

>>10917953
Was Aristophanes was right?

>>10918367
Is that what the male gaze is? Radfem please answer.

Hotdogging, dry humping, legjob, thighjob, feet, clothed sex.
This apply especially if you read Christian/religious literature.
Also incest

>>10917953
> tfwnogfwojak.jpg

>>10917927
shy aspie four feet ten qt with baby-birthing hips and well-shaped milkers relative to her size who is insecure about her height, her looks, her anything basically, with some hobby like painting or photography who believes in your writing.

>>10917927
Actually falling for traps.

>>10917927
young boys would be the objective answer looking at literary history but it's also immoral

The repression of any fetishes

>>10917953
>>10917993
>>10919564

These girls are nightmares which I guess fits pretty well in /lit/'s death drive. I had an ex who was a tomboyish college girl unsure of herself who was a closet lesbian and acted out her days procrastinating like she lived inside a bad French movie. And she wasn't even a protagonist. She sucked the life out of everything surrounding her existence until it all became a representation of nostalgic things she never lived, full of lonesome inertia and cheap studio Ghibli flicks. I'd rather have some Khazar milkers thank you very much.

>>10917927
Training a girl from youth to embody your ideal women.

>>10917934
This

>>10919745

>>10919745
Studio Ghibli is great though. Way to invalidate the rest of your post.

Pure degeneracy.

>>10917993
>>10919209
based

>tfw no qt jewish gf

>>10917927
A naked woman asphyxiating in a glass box

finding a girl who doesn't understand feminine identity and who can't seem to complete and unite her inner self and its drives and impulses with her exterior persona in a way that makes her feel authentic without somehow sacrificing one side of the equation to the other, offering yourself up to her as an unconditional friend and sounding board around whom she can truly relax and discover her real whole self, without being hemmed in by social constraints or undermined by other perhaps well-meaning but ultimately uncomprehending friends who have always fitted better into life than she has, and then eating her ass while she reads "The Sandman" by hoffman

>>10919702
>objective answer
Pardon my ignorance, but are you implying all authors are into pederasty? Why would this be the case?

>>10919976
I feel your feels

>>10919801
>I watch cute children's animations about fantastical escapes from reality to distract myself from reality

>Anon let's watch spirited away again, rawr :3
You eventually become an adult anon you'll get there

>>10919801

Oh no I do like Ghibli. What I don't like the childish faux nostalgic attitude she had towards it and how dreamy she was all the time about everything. It was not a real experience to her, just another escape from reality into what she thought was a better representation of reality.

I urge you all here to consider just how much suffering there is in day to day life with someone who is functionally unable to have a day to day life

>>10917927
cheating on girlfriends with cute boys

Armpits are an analogy.

>>10920110
who is this weenie genie

femdom

>>10917927
repressed homo

>>10920110

Who is this obtuse muse? This howling moll? This menorah to tip my fedora? Who is this meretricious minx? This pixie dicksie? Who is this Buchenwald camp follower?

>>10920371
lol while I appreciate your gumption, I question your devotion

>>10919218
this

Androgynous cute males with curly, shoulder-length hair who wear casual clothes and have a deep masculine voice while being submissive in sexual situations.
This describes literally all my gay dates and I can't get enough of them, but I'm also totally non-attracted to everyday males and females. Why is my sexuality so fucking weird?

>>10920385
because ur a fag

>>10918005
Booze gets me horny though

>>10920110
who is this Galilean Galatea
who is this Semitic Sappho
who is this Hebrew Helen
who is this Judaic Juno
who is this Davidian Daphne
who is this Israeli Io
who is this Beatrice of Bethlehem
who is this Ashkenazi Aspasia

Being dumped for failing to make her cum even after the first few times she smiled and said “it’s fine honestly”

Either a masculine brownish girl with an interest in science or a feminine white boy who likes literature

>>10917927
Incest obviously

>>10920548
>feminine white boy who likes literature
it me

>>10920741
post bussy

>>10917993
Patrician.

I'm surprised yet amused by how much the faggotry percentage has lowered on this site.

lust for cross-eyed women

>>10920887
we're all too busy posting on /int/

>>10917953
Delete this

>>10920745

>>10920915

I'd hit it so hard that people would cite the Bhagavad Gita when referring to such event

>>10917953
Literally my actual situation

>>10917953
sounds like a lot of work desu, give me a normie gf over that any day

>>10920915
mein gott

>>10920915
now the uncensored one

>>10917953
no they have fucked up physiognomy
cute gril autism is not highly prevalent

>>10917927
Gloomy girls, abuse/sadism, and excretion.

>>10919745
>And she wasn't even a protagonist.
kek'd a bit to be frank

>>10919745
>>10920132
Sounds exactly like me. I would appreciate your girlfriend, fag, pass her over

>>10920981
Your funny

>>10921044
i was serious

>>10920092
start with the greeks

>>10920915
pls be in london

>>10921078
Here's the original, then.
>>10921103
If you read Infinite Jest i'll tell you where i live

so THIS is the power of /lit/

>>10921177
oe q lo q es ah?

>>10921103
Londonfrog...

>>10921177
well i guess nobody on /lit/ is getting some qt trap tonight
motherfuckers act like they forgot about dave

>>10921260
I don't post more than one pic for the most part, only to bring attention to myself and give me my dose of (you)s. Who's Dave?

>>10921331
>Who's Dave?

>>10920111
One can watch anime on occasion without becoming a weeb you know.

>>10921354
>shortening David for Dave
ew

>>10920915
>/lit/ delivers qt traps on request
you faggots take not reading to an art

>>10921435
tbf you have to start with the greeks to truly appreciate boipucci

>>10921445
i'll read you cavafy poems if you post feet in those socks qt

>>10921435
Excuse me finishing my second book of the week tyvm

>>10921456
stop trying to impress my qt trap future ex wife

>>10921462
But it's me i'm the trap, i just read some political book on the future of automized labour and cooling off with a Horus Heresy book to get comfy.

>>10920526
good post

>>10921472
>no pics
>british/american english mixture
>STEM undercurrents
I smell LARPer not trap.

so where exactly does a person meet qt traps desu
no homo

>ITT: retards post their own fetish rather than answering the OP

>>10921498
>match with a qt trap on tinder
>as in didn't even realize it was a trap until we matched and i read the bio
>decide to message anyway
>talking a lot
>actually pretty good conversation
>says haha you should text me ;)
>say i will
>pussy out
kinda regret it honest

watching BBC porn

>>10921484
can feminine boys not be interested in economic phisosophy and science fiction with huge daddies in big manly armours?

>>10921508
Then tell us, anon, what IS the most literary fetish?

>>10921523
post benis

>>10917927
probably skinny tall women with very slightly androgynous faces, sharp cheekbones, short hair (not tomboy), blood red lips, blue-green eyes, cigarette, windswept, fading aura, falling away from you even as you bring her face into union with yours. Something frivolous and empty, totally modernist relationship, something like that

>>10920915
>>10921523
Guys I think I'm love.

>>10921540
my ego is well fed for the day

Is femdom but the dom is a femboy considered /lit/ fetish? Asking for a fren.

>>10921523
moar

Hansel and Gretel (and witch) suicide pact orgiastic cultism.

>>10918287
my nigga, I love tall women. shits my kryptonite

>>10921539
Pedophilia and bondage obviously.

>>10921628
i'll post more for one (1) Bitcoin
>>10921569
u double gay

>>10919745

This. Turning gay is unironically the best way to go.

>>10921542
How would you define a frivolous, empty, modernist relationship exactly? Examples of how this would manifest?

>>10921616
>Yes. It's unironically the second most /lit/ fetish possible. The only way it could be any more /lit/ is if feet were involved.

>>10921616
a very /lit/ fetish indeed

>>10921523
they can be interested in economic philosophy (obvi) but tone down the genre fic. (also suck that tummy in and shoulders back chest out, if negging you for pics works)

>>10921873
>also suck that tummy in
don't listen to this anon

>>10921895
>wanting traps to not trap
fuck off homo get a twink

>>10921843
>still trying to get my feet pics
So your saying giving a footjob while browsing my phone and acting annoyed is /lit/?
>>10921873
>tone down the genre fic
make me

>>10921905
>make me
[[reading the first sentence of Earthly Powers intensifies]]
post feet bby

>>10921523
uunnf

>>10921649
>reminding me of Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby
how did you know i was high enough to want to go through that again? are you me and i was just that high an hour ago?

>>10921905
>So your saying giving a footjob while browsing my phone and acting annoyed is /lit/?
Being on the receiving end is more /lit/ but a cute femboy (like you) giving it is also fairly /lit/

>>10921909
no wrinkledicks allowed!
>>10921933
What about ballbusting then? Or what about degradation?

>>10921964
>no wrinkledicks allowed!
i'd read you the wanting seed but it has implications too and won't teach you history
>What about
what about posting those qt toeses, moses?

>>10921964
>!
God that's cute

>What about ballbusting then? Or what about degradation?
Both are /lit/ in the same vein as femdom and I really wish you subjected me to them

also post feet

Gore

>>10917933
this

Pegging

>>10921978
>>10921999
for the trips

>>10920888
Fucking this

>>10922128
best girl(male)

>>10922128
Thank you

>>10920730
Wew lad
Moar?

Enough traps, they are merely mimicking tumblrinas who themselves are a dime a dozen and usually mentally ill. Post Jewish women with powerful gaping wide vageen.

>>10922183
>Enough traps
no such thing, bro

>>10917953
faggots

>>10918287
Tres bien.

>>10922183
>past the age of reproduction
no thanks, what a turnoff

>>10922183
jewesses>>>>>>

>>10920110
I dont get it, it's a tranny?

>>10917953
Stop

>>10917927
Young (16-18) virgin traditionalist girls

>>10917933
*interracial cuckolding

celibacy

>>10917927
Fucking muscular (but small) twinks in the ass (no gay fart stuff involved) after lifting weights and reading books in the amphitheater all day with your bros before you relax in the public bath house. After this, go home and fuck your wife for the sole purpose of procreation so your wife can finally birth your seventh son.

Virtue also rubbing your dick between underage boy thighs