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10903786 No.10903786 [Reply] [Original]

I´m making a novel series, and within these criterias, I need a name for the main character.


What´s more marketeable/memorable between Chillberg, Chillsberg, Carlsberg or Kettleberg?

The name should exude professionality, confidence and realiability.

Protip: Screencap this, it´ll pay off guys.

>> No.10903791

Cuntorious Johnson

>> No.10903796

Bergberg

>> No.10903809

Carlsberg is easily the most dignified and memorable and marketable name. Chillberg and Chillsberg sound limp, and Kettleberg sounds like a parody of a duke. Carlsberg 100%.

>> No.10903824

>>10903786
Go with Chillsperg.

>> No.10903827

>>10903791
>>10903796
Demetrious Johnson's last fight was against Ray Borg. The similarity is tangential, but it's still pretty weird.

>>10903786
Chillsberg if you're going for those qualities. Definitely not Kettleberg, which sounds like a man with the opposite characteristics.
Why are you ending the names with berg?
Is this his complete or last name?

>> No.10903838

>>10903786
Chillkettle Carlsberg. the third.

>> No.10904159

>>10903827
It´s the last name. The name ends with berg because he´s Danish, but in wall street people mistake him for being jewish, the berg thing is a part of that.

So you say Chillsberg, other guy is absolute certain of Carlsberg being a better fit?

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>>10903786

i have never read any of these desu

fiction is a waste of time. Real intellectuals only read non-fiction

>> No.10905086
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>> No.10905136

>>10905086
I know about that brand, is IT a problem?

>> No.10905157

>>10905136
Not really. Just made me think of the beer. It's also the only Danish sounding name out of the 4.

>> No.10905778

>>10905157
That's not too important, the name just has to be memorable and respected.

>> No.10905795

>>10904159
Blomberg?

>> No.10905808

Quindavious Washington IV

>> No.10905827

Leopold Bloom

>> No.10906201

>>10903786
Lumberg
Herrberg

>> No.10907117

>>10903786
Goldberg

>> No.10907149

>>10903786
>(((Chillberg))), (((Chillsberg))), (((Carlsberg))) or (((Kettleberg)))
>>10904159
bost excerpts

>> No.10907417

schlongberg-sachs

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>>10903786
Here's your (you)