/lit/ - Literature

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>>10870185
irredeemable.

>>10870184
>still copped a 61%

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>>10870197
what's irredeemable?

>>10870042
>screenshotting your own (you)s
pathetic

>>10870211
the game is the game

>>10870215
fuck you mongrel

>>10870220
lol you mad

>>10870224
I'm not mad cunt fuck you

>>10870220
eat my shorts

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>>10870252
never screenshot my posts again piece of shit

>>10870276
this is gonna be a great thread

>>10870042

You think this is funny, don't you? How clever not to reply to me directly, and post your little passive aggressive screen shot from the safety of your armchair. Well guess what, two can play at that game you fucking pissant. You aren't anything. I can just imagine you, cleft chins akimbo, chortling thickly to yourself through layers of mucous behind patchy half-beard, wiping the grease and filth from your sloped forehead as you type the hundredth captcha of the day. You fucking troglodyte. Fuck you.

>>10870348
i wasn't laughing but i am now, nice prose

>>10870348
ugh, so prosaic

>>10870306
kek

>>10870188
Was that a premeditated samefagging, or spontaneous, two-minded art?

>>10870615
we will never know. that's what makes it beautiful.

>>10870194
gave me a serious giggle mate

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>>10870621
not really, it's beautiful in its own right
just really well written and fucking hilarious, probably the best thing this board has produced

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>>10870239
you're both noumenal niggers as kant liked to say

>>10870880
based

>>10871322
kekked harder than i should

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>>10871395
I dont get it...

>>10871405
newfag friendly version

>>10871322
same as ^, this is my favorite

>>10871322
>I only play Pharaoh 1999

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>>10871577
>lit humor
Where is it?

>>10871516
>i want you to perform the transaction now
i understand intellectually how that conversation is funny to you normies but my autistic heart feels that it's logical and reasonable and should be perfectly acceptable

>>10870203
Made me laugh in the library. Damn you.

>>10871601
(mask of confusion)
>>10871598
(mask of confusion)

>>10870306
Kekked.

gotta know your foundational classics

>>/lit/thread/S9774657#p9774669

>>10871804
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bugs thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgustingNEETthat you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Bugs guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking cartoon bunny. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became aNEET. A pathetic BugsfagNEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “Bugs.. easy on the carrots” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>10871804
/lit/.. easy on the humor

>>10870042
Miserable

>>10870168
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
MY SIDES

>>10871804
I still don't get why people freak out over this

>>10870184
Fuckinig lost it

>>10870184
holy shit my sides

>>10870168
>sides ruptured
>laughter endless

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>61%
he liked it more than disliked it.

>>10870184
Kek

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>>10871998
>disrespecting a great national classic that's captured the subconscious imagination of so many
for shame anons, you may as well be talking shit about Moby-Dick

>>10872421
ahab.. easy on the spermaceti

Small dump incoming

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>>10872477
Whoops fucked up

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>>10870184
Masterpiece

>>10872007
Fuck you faggot I was gonna start reading it next week

>>10872560
>caring about spoilers
you'll never make it

>>10870203
This will never not be absolutely hilarious

>>10872560
this is like being angry at someone for spoiling the death of Jesus for you, didn't you watch Troy or learn about the Iliad in school?

>>10872584
No that's why I was gonna read it.

>>10872610
it doesn't matter, you don't read it for the plot

>>10870184
stale old reddit meme, clearly fake, the red ink isnt even real it's photoshop brush tool on 2 px diameter

>>10871322
Good post

>>10871804
Moldbugs.... Easy on the city states

>>10871516
top kek

>>10872466
Oh hey I started that thread

>>10872644
doesn't make it any less funny, it's well made

>>10870203
lost

>>10870199
>ignoramuses and not ignorami

>>10870184
61%, My English teacher failed me because I laughed at the word "beaver" in her gay ass native american story. English teachers are weird, man.

>>10871598
it's not funny. no one here is funny because the layers of irony broke so we are stuck with shitty honest humor. the only good shitty humor is ironic humor.

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>> baby born black

>>10873403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs

>>10872560
>>10872610

The chapter name spoils it anyway retadrd

>>10870168
this never fails to crack me up

>>10870168
This is why I browse /lit/

>>10872560
no you weren't

>>10872560
>story was made 2800 years ago
>oh gee spoilers please!
mfw

>>10875065
KEK
I also remeber that someone here on /lit/ called the Divina Commedia a "Bible's fanfiction" and Dante a cuck who wrote about Beatrice while she was fucked by Chads

>>10872493
>hamilton groupon
kek

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>>10874359
BTFO

>>10871927
Truly, we are Les Miserables

>>10870168
>(not shocking)

everytime

>>10875388

By the standards of today that isn't far off the mark. A good portion of ancient and medieval literature would be considered fanfiction at best, or plagiarism at worst. In uni today they say "Shakespeare is great but don't write like him," meanwhile entire literary cultures have revolved around emulating a famous poet and the like.

>>10872488
This is great

>>10870184
>61%

>>10872560
the ancient greeks all knew the story before they heard it performed, the point of the Iliad is its language not its plot

>>10870184
>ANALize
i cant stop laughing, i forgot how funny this was

>>10870168
>I am a 29 year old NEET and bring nothing but suffering to them yet they claim new life is worth it?
This is fantastic thanks

>>10870194
Still makes me sad. Where can I find her archived vids?

>>10870348
>cleft chins akimbo
Next lvl kek

>>10876000
i don't know about archives but she does have a new channel

>>10870194
I remember reading this image one time, absolutely infuriating.

>>10876531
ỳeees... yeeesss...

>>10870880
Sadler with the sick bantz

>>10876531
That's not humor you philistine, it's poetry

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>>10876531
/lit/ as fuck

>>10872519
Holy shit, underrated.
This had to be 100 post anon.

>>10871445
Sad

>>10871445
>2016
No way, feels like it happened much further back

>>10870168
>birth video leaked to a porn website
Fucking hell, I lasted until the end, and then that shit gets me

>>10870168
>(not shocking)
oh fuck my sides