/lit/ - Literature

>>10807437
Do the eat-honey-in-a-hole-till-you-mumify-yourself-alive-thing.

>>10807443
Optional: Hand a sign around your neck saying "safe the bees".

>>10807443
I guess that's sort of poetic, but what's the guarantee that in a 100 years somebody will remember about my mummy and use it to cure cancer?

>>10807437
Dont do it anon. Please.

>>10807456
Last time a monk did the honey think was over 100 years ago. We're still speaking aout it. If I remember rightly he got cast in gold afterwards. Gold can heal AIDS. Enjoy saving the NiBBa continent from their ficki-ficki.

>>10807480
heh

Shotgun helmet, rig a helmet with shotgun shells all around it so it makes your head explode in the messiest way possible.
Make sure you do it in public

>>10807437
Its all about location, do it in front of the Whitehouse or at a big event

>>10807508
what are all the colors?

>>10807508
so statistically i'm only going to get more sad and hopeless for the next 30 years

>>10807534
read the text above the graph
kinda embarrassing that I have to say that on a board supposedly about literature

>>10807520
Holy shit do this during a house party, it'd take weeks to clean up the remains of your head, and you'd effectively traumatize everyone there

>>10807437
OK this is a slightly gruesome thread but I'll play along.

I wonder if any religious fanatic has ever tried to commit suicide by self-crucifixion? Would be hard to arrange without accomplice(s), I guess.

>>10807544
You could just ask the west baptist church to help, 100% sure they'd go along with it

>>10807544
maybe one could do it with the help of a nailgun or two

>>10807543
Loser

>>10807544
You could glue Nails head-down in the right positions onto the 20-30cm high wooden blocks, build amassively heavy cross which fits, tie a rope around the top end, build a small fixture which makes sure it can only fall straight down, lie down comfy, take end of the rope between your teeth, placing your feet and hands on those naily blocks to finally push the rope so that the cross falls onto you. Due to the 20-30cm place left due to the blocks you will not be killed, only pierced.

Enjoy. :)

>>10807437
Drowning in perfume.

>>10807576
won't you still be laying with the cross and whatever ugly contraption you have build, on the ground?

not very aesthetically pleasing, and I don't think it will even kill you that way, unless from starvation
if I recall correctly, it's the handing from a cross which slowly suffocates you or something like that

>>10807605
You don't serve dying like Gsus.

>>10807437
You want to slash your arms from elbow to wrist otherwise you won't get the job done.

There really is no way to be remembered. To give example Omar Mateen has already disappeared from public memory. The public remembers the even of the World Trade Centers falling but not the actual honest to god perpetrators. Anything less than that, some artsy small-scale thing probably would never make it into more than a few local online rags unless it could be spun into a clickbait headline. You are better off aspiring to do something spectacular in your living so maybe at least one person at your funeral will truly care in your passing.

>>10807437
>setting yourself on fire? feels like it's been done to death
no it hasn't. self-immolation is a very rare suicide method

and I intend to do it soon. I plan on dousing myself with gasoline in the backseat of my car. but where should I park to do it? I need somewhere secluded, I'm not looking to traumatize anyone. Any suggestions for a good location?

>>10807615
well, of course, but why die emulating crucifixion but badly instead?

>>10807437
Get help

>>10807617
why would you do it in the backseat of a car? I'd do it on a mountain top, more scenic that way

>>10807617
I remember a few instances in the news of people going to gas stations, dousing themselves, and lighting a match. In addition to suicide, there's the whole property damage angle, harm being done to innocent bystanders, and the question could this have been stopped? Really stands out. Especially in the context of having someone from my hometown/county jump in front of the MTA at least once a year.

>>10807437
>done to death

Kekkerino.

>>10807443
This is new to me. the fugg? How does it work?

Disappear into tropical lowland or mountane rainforest bring a write in the rain journal so you can leave behind something.
Take a few tanks of nitrox down over a nice reef, relax, and when you run out of air, switch to pure nitrous oxide stolen from the dentist.

>>10807913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man

>>10807913
Ah, mixed it up. :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

>>10807508
So basically you’re saying it’s all downhill from here until I’m basically too old to do anything useful and should just die anyway

>>10808036
life is a fucking meme, yes

>>10807616
What about Elliot Rodger?

>>10808062
>tfw you'll never achieve immortality through being a 4chan lolcow

>>10807437
Here, read this and realize that nobody would give a shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herostratus

>>10808096
and here we are, 2374 years later, still remembering his name
trolled hard

>>10807437
A good, old-fashioned spectacle will do the job. Wrap yourself up in your country's flag, set yourself on fire and jump off a high building once you've got a crowd.