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ITT: books that got you hard

>> No.10805634

>>10805615
a part of Elementary Particles where he talks about fingering some hot French piece of ass's anus made me rock hard

>> No.10805654

>>10805615
The Ending of A Scanner Darkly. Mostly because 90% of the book is you wondering what is going on and if there is a story at all, then when it all comes together you're left there in shock at what they did to the guy.

>> No.10805663

>>10805615
The ending of Blood Meridian, because you can only imagine what sexy things the Judge did to the kid in the outhouse, probably fucked his tight little asshole with his huge beercan dick of justice. I'm getting hard just typing this.......

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>>10805615
L...lo...lita

>> No.10805673

>>10805654
wait you meant it in the sexual sense shit

>> No.10805678
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>>10805615
this

>>10805663
also this

>> No.10805781
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>> No.10805782

Demons - At Tikhon's

>> No.10805793

>>10805678
kek

>> No.10805798

LOL THE BIBLE?! GTFO

>> No.10805799

the blowjob scene in Looking For Alaska

>> No.10805827

>>10805799
oh yeah has the internal illness alaska suicide guy gone yet?

>> No.10805835

>>10805799
tfw you'll never be Crest Complete

>> No.10805850
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>> No.10805851

sex scene in 1984

>> No.10805854

Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

>> No.10805858

>>10805615
Lolita
In Praise of the Stepmother

>> No.10805881

The Japanese chapter in If On a Winter's Night a Traveler

>> No.10805899

Fathers and Sons, when Turgenev is describing the women, Anna Odintsova and her sister, Katya Lokteva.

>> No.10805979

>>10805615

My first formal encounter with Houellebecq, "Whatever", occurred about a year ago. It was precipitated by a general awareness via 4chan and alt-right blogs. I read the book in a windowless, musicless break room at the grocery store where I am employed, over three or four days. I am thirty-three and I have never had sex with a woman.

Let's just say that it got me hard.

>> No.10806022

>>10805798
>>10805781
the part about lot and his daughters makes me rock hard.

>> No.10806028

Norwegian wood. The part with the student seducing the music teacher.

>> No.10806085

>>10805665
this

>> No.10806254

>>10806028
this but moreso kafka on the shore

>> No.10806276

Story of the Eye

>> No.10806285

>>10805615
Lord of the flies

>> No.10806301

The Last Kingdom when a priest rapes a 10 year old. It made me hard because I'm a priest too.

>> No.10806309

>>10806285
didnt mention what in that book sorry. the part with the pigs head

>> No.10806320

>>10805835
I hate that I completely understood and chuckled at this joke.

Should I just kms tbqh senpai

>> No.10806334

the 120 days of sodom.

>> No.10806425

>>10805615
A wild sheep chase when he was fucking the chick and all Murakami was describing was her perfect ears or some wacky shit.

>> No.10806589

Diary of Anne Frank

>> No.10806745

>>10806589
>>>/b/ circa 2008

>> No.10806842

>>10805615
Naked lunch

>> No.10806860

The Gay Science and Ecce Homo tbqh

>> No.10806865

I honestly got a boner reading American Psycho the parts where he fucks hookers.

>> No.10806917

>>10805615
The Queen's Thief #1
caretaking is a fetish of mine, and like the entire first half of the book was caretaking, especially since the MC was a little shit the whole time about it, which made it even better. Hot. So fucking hot.

>> No.10806959

>>10806745
Have you even read it? The uncensored editions have Anne exploring her body and describing her urethra in detail, not even memeing.

>> No.10807171

>>10806254
Kafka on the shore's sexual scenes were fucking shite. I wish I could unread the whole book.

>> No.10807180

>>10805615

my diary

>> No.10807195
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Confessions of a Mask
The Confusions of Young Törless
Kafka's diaries
Another thing: Is it strange I didn't get a boner from The Story of the Eye at all? But I was in some kind of weird sensual ecstasy at the psychic richness of the descriptions, at least for the first half. Contorting and moaning, spreading and splaying out across the couch... without physical sexual arousal. Quasi-erotic...

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>>10805858
>lolita

>> No.10807268

>>10805615
Dhalgren is pretty much Mad Max but instead of cars just wall-to-wall orgies. So many boners.

>> No.10807284

>>10807268
Is it more, uhm, pleasing than Hogg.....

>> No.10807290

>>10805979
it must suck to be you
tell me where you went wrong so I know what to avoid

>> No.10807347

>>10805615
Child of God with the necrophilia part

>> No.10807410

Decameron
The Saragossa Manuscript
The Trial (Fräulein Bürstner)
The Golden Ass
Little Birds
Les liaisons dangereuses
Onze mille verges
>>10805881
Oh, yes.
>>10807195
"Le lait est pour la chatte."

>> No.10807499

>>10807195
>kafka's diaries
I was meaning to read that, mind elaborating?

>> No.10808023

>>10805615
This is kinda embarrassing but the first time I came it was to the audiobook of Dan Brown's Angels and Demons. It was the last chapter where the protagonist finally fugs the love interest. I was like 11 and I didn't know how to get my hands on porn yet.

>> No.10808031

>>10805615

I jacked it to the sex scenes in Birdsong when I was 12-13

probably still would desu

>> No.10808038

>>10808023
You don't need porn to orgasm wtf are you on about.

>> No.10808054

the prozess of civilisation by norbert elias. de sade, 120 days, but i was young in those days. baudrillard got me at least a half the way.

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Every other page made me rock hard.

>> No.10808140

Houellebecq usually does

>> No.10808649

>>10805634
wat

>> No.10808656

Frog and Toad

>> No.10808657

Lolita. Granted, I was 13 when I read it.

>> No.10808717

>>10805881
That was so unexpected. I actually jacked off to that.

>> No.10808774

>>10805781
True there's some fucked up shit in old testament that made me wonder why incest porn is only a recent thing

>> No.10808776

This novel my older sister had which had pretty graphic descriptions of sex that I'm sure she used to get off that I stole when I was in my early teens.

I no longer remember the name or much that goes on within it other than a single moment. I'm sure it'd never live up to what I remember if I ever came across it again but damn it was something.

>> No.10808894

>>10805851
this
holy fuck i imagined julia so hot, even though i knew she wasnt supposed to be in the book that way, but who fucking cares

>> No.10810118

the bible
lolita
american psycho

>> No.10810206

lolita

>> No.10810234

Please name specific books in the bible. I don’t want to try to jack it to a list of names.

But yeah, Lolita and American Psycho got me uncomfortably erect.

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>>10810234

>> No.10810270

>>10805615
The sex scene in Mario Puzo's The Godfather literally made me cum my pants

>> No.10810280

>>10810234
>plebian: uncomfortably erect
>patrician: comfortably erect and actively masturbating

>> No.10810317

The Year Of Magical Thinking

>> No.10810362

All the Peter F. Hamilton books, some naughty, naughty stuff in there.
'That bit' in IT
Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn
The Godfather (the uneccesary side story about the girl Sonny fucks at the wedding at the beginning and has ABSOLUTELY NO BEARING on any of the rest of the book at least has some good dirty bits).

>> No.10810365

>>10806028
I like where the main character fucks the milf near the end and accidentally creampies her.

>> No.10810404

>>10810365
This is a book I'm missing out on/

>> No.10810418

Kafka on the Shore. pretty hot not gonna lie

>> No.10810440

Philosophie dans le boudoir
Fanny Hill
Diary of a Beatnik
lots of poems from the Greek Anthology (mostly homosexual in focus)

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>>10805850
Not sure how to feel about this

>> No.10810614

Summer of '42
Flyy Girl
maybe 1984
maybe Typee
Stephen King has a tendency to write about sex, it's possible one of his stories did it to me

>> No.10810677

>Hera getting sexy in the Iliad
>All the talk if godesses feet abd fine ankles

>> No.10811372

>>10806959
I've actually only read the censored version back in school. May have to give the uncensored version a shot. My apologies mang.

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East of Eden when it talks about Cathy's inverted nipples and being an evil slut

Gravity's Rainbow

The opening to The Picture of Dorian Gray

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>>10805678
jesus christ