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1080214 No.1080214 [Reply] [Original]

You can fuck one writer, /lit/. Who is it?

Pic unrelated. I'd fuck Mary Shelley.

>> No.1080219
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No contest.

>> No.1080223

Jhumpa Lahiri. Hands. Down.

>> No.1080228

Byron. I've grown tired of living, you see.

>> No.1080226

>>1080219

A man after my own heart.

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And afterwards I'd insist he finish the fucking book.

>> No.1080233

I cannot think of any pretty female writers, anyone suggestions.

>> No.1080235

>>1080233
Just one and I refuse to class her as an author.

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>> No.1080238
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Zadie Smith

>> No.1080240

Anne Sexton
Sylvia's pretty fine too

>> No.1080241

Ray Bradbury

>> No.1080248

Oscar Wilde or a foursome with the Brontë sisters.

>> No.1080249

>>1080238
Hell yeah

I'm trying to think of male literary heartthrobs who really transcend "author-hot" and coming up empty

>> No.1080251

Tess Gerritsen

>> No.1080263

>>1080248
>a foursome with the Brontë sisters.
I'll take one of these please.

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>>1080214
Why would you want to fuck such a whiny bitch OP?

>> No.1080273

Neil Gaiman, even if I'm male and straight.

>> No.1080281
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REST OF THE WRITERS, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

>> No.1080282

>>1080267
I figure I'd catch her on the rebound from that altercation and give her a good seeing to.

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This thing.

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>>1080281
This one's a bit more classy

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Plath.

Wouldn't it be all around disturbing if I made her call me 'daddy'?

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>> No.1080299

>>1080249
I know right? Zadie (snarl).

Speaking as a man: I wouldn't mind looking like a young Hesse. But even that's a stretch.

>> No.1080304

>>1080295
It would be even more disturbing if you fucked her with her head in the oven.

>> No.1080309

>>1080304
touché

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>> No.1080325

Stephanie Meyer. But that's only because I'd like to infect her with my genital herpes.

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I'm a guy, but I find him incredibly attractive.

>> No.1080336

>>1080331
He looks like a sea sponge.

>> No.1080341

>>1080336

do you even know who he is?

>> No.1080342

>>1080323
Those are some awesome sideburns. I wonder if I'll ever be able to pull off muttonchops like that...

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Damn you, automobile

>> No.1080344

>>1080341
...His name is right there, so yes.

>> No.1080348

R.L. Stein

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I'd annex her Po-land any day.

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>>1080374

>> No.1080395

>>1080281

who is that?

>> No.1080396

>>1080393

Why yes, he would goosestep all up in that ass.

>> No.1080399

I'm gonna go with hate fucking J.K. Rowling

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>>1080267
Speaking of authors I'd like to fuck...

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his wife.

>> No.1080407

>>1080404
What has Tom Hanks wrote?

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>>1080406

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>>1080404
>>1080407
Hahaha, oh wow.

>> No.1080416

>>1080395
Patricia Highsmith

>> No.1080777

>>1080297
Yup tender Virginia Woolf sex. Or hate sex orgy with J.K. Rowling and that stupid Twilight woman.

>> No.1080798

>>1080292
>>1080292
>>1080281

dood youre making me want to finger tom ripley sooooo bad rite now

>> No.1080899

hatefuck young Hitch

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Sivy.

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<- check this out op!

>> No.1080996

Ginsburg.

>> No.1081542

>>1080982
>Jane his wife
>cues up Jetsons theme