/lit/ - Literature

Hogwarts is one giant special ed school.

This is the funniest shit ever. OP should write this as a sketch and send it in to a television producer. Think about how they would be casting spells randomly and causing endless mayhem that could quickly turn into plot scenarios, I smell a bad sitcom.

Isn't that what Hufflepuff was supposed to be?

>>1078089
You bet your ass.

>>1078081
Actually, I got stoned 2 hours ago while writing new stand-up material and I found that sentence scribbled in the margins. I don't know if I should pursue the premise

>>1078093
do it faggot

shit has potential

also talk about how JK Rowling only has sympathy for Mulatto children

>>1078093
You totally should. I laughed just reading the premise.

>>1078051

Yeah they even have their own special train

>>1078642

This one

I feel some MS Paint coming on

lmao at "short train"

I agree, it has potential. Seems to be a hit with /lit/ards

>>1078670
Like maybe they only a magical street car instead of a train.

What do you think they feed to the acromantulas?

have a retard try to summon a basilisk with a flinstones push pop

>>1078051
I suppose it would depend on whether Hogwarts is public or private. I am pretty sure that while you don't have to pay tuition, you have to shell out for books and outfits. Presumably, such trappings of luxury as an owl and a broomstick are non-mandatory but somewhere on the order of a cell phone and a baseball glove. Wait, what were we talking about?

If Hogwarts is a public school, they'd have to offer special ed, one would think. If it's private, it's up to them. There might be a private special ed counterpart tucked away somewhere else in England.

"What would the Hogwart's special ed teacher yell at his students?"

>>1078114
>>1078093
In Britain, you would get into such a shitstorm for making any light of disabled people. At least if you had any level of famousness (= on TV, solo tour.)

Hogwarts has a board of governors ... does that mean it's private? I wonder what the relationship to the ministry of magic is?

>>1079932

>In Britain a lot of people would say 'it's PC gone mad!', you'd get a lot of free publicity, and jokeless shit like this would go down very well

changed what you said to be more accurate for ya, bro

The...entirety of hogwarts in fact is viewed through the eyes of a retarded child. There is no magic -- that's just what he's thinking is happening, and apparently every one of the retards there think the same thing.

ITT: squibs

>>1080015

I should add that the professors themselves apparently know this and go along with it.