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alright /lit/ i need your help. i currently have writers block and while i absolutley hate having to do this, i need some ideas. it can be a short story or a novel i dont care but i will give credit where credit is due. now i dont need a whole summary just a basic starting point that i cant spring board off of. thank you in advance

pic related, its how i feel having to ask for ideas.

>> No.1074860
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1074860

Write about Walker and how he told me I have aids.

>> No.1074863

A story depicting OP being a whiny snobish faggot.

>> No.1074864

A man.

>> No.1074867

In a forest

>> No.1074877

listening to shitting bears.

>> No.1074881

Been there, done that, messed around; I'm having fun don't put me down, I'll never let you sweep me off my feet. This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof.

>> No.1074895

>I would like to thank "Anonymous" for the story idea

Good job thinking that through OP

>> No.1074900

>>1074895
well i was hoping you would leave your name if you had a legitimate story idea.

>> No.1074908

Basic starting point here: have a protagonist.

My name is Anon. Most people call me Anon for short.

>> No.1074913

The rock teachers a bunch of kids how to play hockey. they all die except the rock and the captain. They win the Stanley Cup.

the end.

they call me dmoney

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>>1074855
A melancholy man eats lunch with himself.

>> No.1074939

>>1074855
Charlie Kaufman eats Nicholas Cage. The baby is a boy named Booth.

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>>1074936
I'm fairly convinced the sad Keanu routine is a deliberate attempt to defame the poor grot. Seriously, cut the bugger some slack

>> No.1074961

Ideas are the only thing I'm good at. And I'm not giving any of them to you!!

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>>1074947
I don't mind Keanu at all, and don't see how Sad Keanu is defamatory. I mean, Everyone as Nic Cage was only vaguely defamatory, and Sad Keanu is way classier than that.

>> No.1074986

Sleep over it. Take a walk. Dodge a few knives at a carnival miles away close to an airport and just by a polluted lake. Don't, however, wait around your desk, looking for inspiration. It appears mainly upon chance, and can be barely found on demand.

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1074989

I'm no author. I love cars. If wrote a book it would be inspired by what I know and love.