What's the worst author photo?

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Anonymous Mon Feb 12 18:34:36 2018 No.10686550 [Reply] [Original]

What's the worst author photo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:08:31 2018 No.10687008 File: 43 KB, 416x599, Kant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You probably saw this portrait and thought "he looks pretty normal" but...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:09:35 2018 No.10687012 File: 88 KB, 620x827, Kant3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687008 oh no

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:10:27 2018 No.10687016 >>10687008 >>10687012 Not bad photos. Just a diminutive person

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:10:39 2018 No.10687017 File: 146 KB, 554x467, Kant2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687012 oh dear

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:11:11 2018 No.10687021 File: 5 KB, 188x267, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687008 hes actually one sxc man!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:11:42 2018 No.10687024 File: 80 KB, 177x238, kant1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687017 hmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:12:51 2018 No.10687035 >>10687021 Wow, Kant looks like THAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:14:05 2018 No.10687043 >>10687035 No, that is Jacobi. Kant is the one that looks like a hobgoblin

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:15:30 2018 No.10687055 >>10687043 Nah dude, when I google Kant this picture comes up labelled as Kant

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:16:31 2018 No.10687065 >>10687055 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:24:31 2018 No.10687128 >>10687012 God, I want to bully him so bad

Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:33:06 2018 No.10687197
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More often than not authors seem to be photographed exactly as represents them, intentional or no. There's also that pretty ridiculous one of Wilde with his hat and cloak but really there is none better

Anonymous Tue Feb 13 01:59:25 2018 No.10688586
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I like to think this was actually a candid photo, that Waugh really wanted a photo of him holding a giant novelty telephone and looking shocked to grace his books, but his publisher disagreed and used this one against his wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:01:54 2018 No.10688590 >>10686550 Fucking Shel made bedtime so comforting and terrifying at the same time

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:04:56 2018 No.10688596 File: 5 KB, 192x262, 132435465789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow what a beautiful lady hey, miss!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:05:59 2018 No.10688599 File: 107 KB, 1200x1200, 124356475869780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10688596

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:14:41 2018 No.10688621 File: 11 KB, 480x360, satre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All photos with Satre in them are fucking bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:23:01 2018 No.10688647 File: 70 KB, 879x1008, jacobi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687021 please, look at the penguin

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:25:43 2018 No.10688658 File: 49 KB, 632x474, 1109_AR02[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:30:29 2018 No.10688671 >>10688658 nod bad I like Ayn like my mother's friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:31:08 2018 No.10688673 File: 138 KB, 1200x1200, 1513020006557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not sure what this hairstyle is called

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:33:47 2018 No.10688677 >>10688673 the endingmyexistencebyalcoholismbeforeim50 special

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:33:49 2018 No.10688678 >>10688673 They would call it a red sea because of the miraculous parting

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:34:30 2018 No.10688681 >>10686550 Is that al-Baghdadi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:39:09 2018 No.10688690 File: 5 KB, 300x168, basilbrush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10688673 is that basil brush

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:48:13 2018 No.10688707 >>10688673 He was aesthetic in a pretty boy way for a while? Why did he purposefully just himself like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 02:59:59 2018 No.10688737 File: 7 KB, 259x195, descarga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10688599

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 03:01:02 2018 No.10688743 >>10688673 He looks luciferian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 03:02:28 2018 No.10688749 >>10688737 Lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 03:04:39 2018 No.10688753 >>10688586 >tfw you'll never hold evelyn waugh's divine hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 03:05:40 2018 No.10688758 >>10687008 dude's got a MASSIVE dome

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 03:06:57 2018 No.10688761 >>10688673 the Chad midpart

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:32:28 2018 No.10690044 File: 195 KB, 612x861, 1489784370187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:33:38 2018 No.10690053 >>10688673 The Batman

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:35:47 2018 No.10690060 >>10690044 No wonder he grew the giant mustache

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:37:34 2018 No.10690067 File: 387 KB, 1052x1312, Schopenhauer smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687008 >>10687012 >>10687017 >>10687024 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:39:47 2018 No.10690077 >>10688673 Dilettante Valley.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:40:58 2018 No.10690083 File: 150 KB, 529x692, deeeffdubya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:43:33 2018 No.10690092 >>10690083 I don't know, he looks pretty good for a dead guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:45:03 2018 No.10690098 >>10690083 I just want to bring him back to life so I can fuck his girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:45:43 2018 No.10690100 >>10688673 Count Dracula who only feeds from your arse veins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:47:43 2018 No.10690107 >>10690044 Why does he look so devilish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:48:17 2018 No.10690110 File: 9 KB, 225x225, sick fedora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10686550

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:48:27 2018 No.10690111 >>10690107 Autism

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:49:26 2018 No.10690114 >>10690107 Asperger's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:49:32 2018 No.10690115 File: 221 KB, 682x900, democritus-bc-bc-engraving-ancient-greek-philosopher-most-influental-pre-ocratic-his-atomic-theory-may-be-regarded-as-32340964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:50:52 2018 No.10690121 File: 98 KB, 1416x944, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10690115 What IQ is this? Ascended?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 09:54:03 2018 No.10690130 >>10690115 >10690107 its over 9000

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 10:00:37 2018 No.10690151 >>10690121 >maxheadefault thats messed up, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 10:11:35 2018 No.10690192 >>10690083 Looks like the guy from how I met your motehr....

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 10:17:42 2018 No.10690210 >>10690192 I know right, the resemblence is uncanny

Anonymous Tue Feb 13 10:41:05 2018 No.10690265

>had a short story published in a small anthology
>they asked for a photograph so I took one with my webcam
>depressed and overate in the months leading to it
>turned up at the launch event
>people took tons of photograph
>heard one girl saying "god I hope that's not his tinder photo"
>left immediately and walked 7 miles home

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 11:07:27 2018 No.10690351 >>10688621 He's a cool fella though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 11:09:02 2018 No.10690359 >>10690192 Holy shit was just thinking this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 12:34:56 2018 No.10690643 File: 1.38 MB, 2200x3037, 1518524076295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:36:55 2018 No.10690868 >>10690643 Hey, sport. Do you mind deleting this? I'm kinda tired of seeing it. Get back to me as soon as you can. Chiao!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:39:27 2018 No.10690879 >>10687021 Not him

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:47:53 2018 No.10690911 File: 814 KB, 1478x2000, lvM6VZ_sartre22-05-2012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10688621 bruh

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:50:29 2018 No.10690918 File: 82 KB, 600x901, french_goblin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:53:38 2018 No.10690931 >>10690918 How do you get your hair to be that shitty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:38:52 2018 No.10691367 >>10690044 he looks like he only has two settings >maximum bant >maximum autismo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:45:31 2018 No.10691390 File: 161 KB, 747x1120, BAB4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10687008 BIG CRANIUM

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:48:46 2018 No.10691404 File: 180 KB, 425x314, 56867799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10690192

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:50:42 2018 No.10691416 >>10690151 I feel like shit for lol'ing at that

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:50:57 2018 No.10691417 >>10690868 [Welcome to the internet.]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:51:45 2018 No.10691422 >>10690911 Wtf is wrong with his teeth

>>	DEGENERATIONSTATION Tue Feb 13 16:01:34 2018 No.10691463 >>10688621 one eye on the tiddies, one eye on the Nothingness

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 16:06:41 2018 No.10691491 >>10691390 PHENOTYPE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 16:29:41 2018 No.10691584 >>10690192 Mote her? I hardly know'er HATCHA CHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 16:38:35 2018 No.10691615 >>10691422 oh god I wish I hadn't looked

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 17:14:44 2018 No.10691841 >>10690083 John Green is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 17:43:25 2018 No.10692009 >>10691422 >Being French is one heluva drug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 18:02:00 2018 No.10692140 >>10690931 That's what happens when people who are balding let their hair grow out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:37:31 2018 No.10692832 >>10690643 yeah well its the only one we got so you better appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:41:38 2018 No.10692858 >>10690083 This isn't really DFW, it's Jason Seagal playing DFW in "End of the Tour"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:43:35 2018 No.10692870 >>10692858 No, it's dfw. I'm looking at an author photo of him now in my copy of Brief Interviews and it's that same pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 20:04:31 2018 No.10693037 >>10690192 dunno if its ironic or not...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 23:44:18 2018 No.10693963 >>10687012 didn't he invent peanut butter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 23:53:18 2018 No.10693990 >>10687008 WHY DID THE ARTIST CHOOSE TO PAINT IT FROM THE ANGLE WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING OHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD THIS HAS BOTHERED ME FOR YEARS

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 23:55:46 2018 No.10693997 >>10691584 >>10690083 >>10690192 Jesus christ this board is blessed with the funniest posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 23:58:37 2018 No.10694007 File: 19 KB, 206x240, 6071-guy-sajer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 01:11:18 2018 No.10694258 File: 3.83 MB, 3888x2592, img_0764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 01:20:03 2018 No.10694274 >>10692832 for some reason this made me laugh more than anything else in this thread

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