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Every Reddit prompt is as generic as the last. Let's see if /lit/ has any good ones to pull

>> No.10674136

>>10674120
Write a story that would make your parents ashamed.

>> No.10674146
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>>10674120
Toes don't exist.

>> No.10674174

>>10674120
Just write like Hemingway is gonna drunkenly smash a bottle over your head if you stop.

>> No.10674229
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>A learned professor, a man of stoic sensibilities. The gentle giant, as he was known by many. But tonight, Dr. Sadler had had enough. He felt such a deep, burning rage, so great that not even he could quell it. He opened up his mahogany cupboard and reached for his Glock. He took a final sip from his Johnnie Walker (Black Label) and headed for the front door.

Finish it.

>> No.10674259

>>10674229
Stopped. Looked out into the empty hallway of his apartment complex, before returnibg to his room ashamed, where he masturbates to pictures of his ex-wife he saved. He imagines her new boyfriend. He pictures his cock pounding his wife. She is screaming in ecstasy. He blows the images out of his head and paints them in red against the beige, textured wall.

>> No.10675913

>>10674259
The end.

>> No.10676728

>>10674120
Write a sequel to your favorite book. If it already has a sequel write a better one.

>> No.10676870

>>10674120
You shit out pages detailing your next day events, eventually you shit out your obituary

>> No.10676873

Illiad but this time in space with modern metaphysics

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>>10674120
you are a humain being facing the hardships of your condition as such

>> No.10677005

>>10674120
You have been granted control of technological secrets which, if applied, would make you a god over men. the power to fling the earth into the sun, carve a goatse into the face of the moon, to kill anyone whose name starts with a J.

what do you do with this power?

>> No.10677038

>>10676728
>Glorified fanfiction writing
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