/lit/ - Literature

>my face when Jogo never got the 1000000 get

Iooks like I get some bonus points.

Not a virgin / think Sci-Fi is a crime against humanity.

What do I win?

non virgin, dark tower series ftw, also leslie is hot

Not a virgin.

Favorite book is Ender's Game.

Not a virgin. Consistent regular sex life.

Favorite book right now is The Reality Dysfunction by Peter F. Hamilton.

I've also enjoyed Infected and Contagious by Scott Sigler recently.

>>1066021
>Not a virgin.

>Favorite book is Ender's Game.

Pick one.

Virgin

Favorite Book: The Trial.

>mfw I get laid every day and I'm willing to bet Stagolee almost never gets poon despite my favorite novel being SF-ish.

My virginity is reserved for by boyfriend.

Not a virgin

Read every sci-fi novel by E E Knight

>>1066029
I picked both ;D

That being said, it has been a good few months since I've gotten laid.

Not a virgin, good sex life, favorite book probably 1984. Simply because of the concepts. That and Brave New World are about the only Sci-Fi I've ever read.

I got laid, like, an hour ago.
And no, not for the first time.

I'm a big fan of sci-fi, primarily Philip K. Dick, William Gibson, and H.G. Wells.

To be fair, though, my favorite author is Franz Kafka. Decidedly not sci-fi.

Still Technically a virgin, don't like sci-fi though so I guess I have no excuse, besides being a incurable hipster.

Virgin here.

Favorite book is Animal Farm.

Not a virgin. Favourite book would be either The Stranger or Journey to the End of the Night.

does a blowjob count?

Wait Mr.stagolee, did you fuck that scene chick and now just bragging about it?

Virgin, have made no effort to have sex because it's not something I want.

Favourite books are the Culture series.

>>1066071
Why not my friend?

>>1066084
Your question is like asking me why I don't feel like getting up and doing a handstand, or tapping the shift key three times.

>>1065995

Im a virgin, and Im choosing to wait until marriage.
My favorite book currently is A Clockwork Orange, House of Leaves is slowly claiming the title of favorite, but I have not finished it yet.

>>1066097
You should take a test drive before you commit to buying.

ya'll posting in a stagolee thread.

For nonvirgins can you show me how to lose my virginity?

>>1066104
No thank you, Im 21 actually. I have already decided, I decided a long time ago as a matter of fact. It is also due to the fact that Im a devout Christian as well.

>>1066120
I highly doubt an omnipresent, omnipotent entity concerns himself with what you individually do with your genitalia.

>>1066130
Well sir he asked, I answered

I'm a virgin. Favorite book is The Bell Jar.

I'm pretty much resigned to a life as a virgin. I'm okay with it.

>>1066097
I lol'd

>>1066171
Are you a female?

It's amazing how much people hate me when I make threads about myself but when I make threads where others can talk about themselves nobody minds.

>>1066184

Everyone always asks that when they find out I like The Bell Jar ._.

No, I am not.

>>1066189
Why do you say you are doomed to a life of virginity?

>>1066195

I'm permanently socially awkward because of 18 years of homeschooling.

>>1066200
There is no way you are more socially awkrward then I am, I pray for you anon.

>>1066200
I'm starting on Sertraline tomorrow, fuck yeah!

Anyone else tryed it before?

>>1066200
>18 years of homeschooling
Me too. That bullshit should be illegal.
Anyway, work at a bar, man. That's what rehabilitated my formerly nonexistent social skills.

Virgin here. Too be honest, I haven't even fapped 6 months. I tend to only do it to cope with depression, not for sexual stimulation.

I do wish I had a boyfriend, though. All the men I fall for are straight.

>>1066216

I've never been able to land a job. I get way nervous and blow the interview.

>>1066221
You should try hooking up with StagoLee

>>1066221
What country?

>>1066238
North America as of now.

>>1066226
Well, if you're willing to do shit work at a shit place for shit money, like wait or even bus tables at some hole in the wall, it's kinda hard NOT to get hired.
A fairly significant period of job-hopping followed by a few months of unemployment preceded the start of my one-year stint at a sleazy bar & grill. No one else was willing to hire me - not even fast food restaurants - but the bar didn't give a shit.

>>1066230
I'm not really into attention whores

>>1066240
A shame.

>>1066180
Can I ask you sir what's so funny? It would appear as though you are the only one laughing

>>1066242

>Well, if you're willing to do shit work at a shit place for shit money, like wait or even bus tables at some hole in the wall, it's kinda hard NOT to get hired.

You'd be surprised. I've been turned down by such prestigious institutions as McDonald's, Publix, CVS, and Burger King.

I gave up trying for now. Just focusing on school, trying to hang on to a 4.0.

>>1066259
>McDonalds
>Burger King
>prestigious

>>1066254
Sorry, I meant to quote this post >>1066095 above.

>>1066264
lrn2sarcasm

>>1066264

Sarcasm, Stag. That was sarcasm.

>>1066264
Its called irony.

You're all faggots anyways enjoy being socially awkward

>>1066249
Yeah, I live in a suburban area saturated with hipsters. I troll them every now-and-then; telling them I heard their music on a commercial and what not.

>>1066280

lmao

Virgin and my favorite book is Slaughterhouse-Five.
(I guess you could count that as sci-fi if you wanted to)
I've never read other sci-fi though.

I've had gay sex, didn't like it. I was horny one day so I thought about fucking a dude, I was offered the chance, so I did it. But I didn't like it.
I guess I'm still a virgin, heterosexually speaking.

>>1065995
darn, no bonus :<

>>1066274
why so butthurt?

Even on /lit/, the den of pretention, everybody turns out to be a ronery tard. Sort of disappoint

>>1066318
We are on 4chan you know...

>>1066320
Yes, but I'd always thought this terribly aloof bunch would be beyong the point of caring. Oh well

Not a virgin. Boyfriend asked me what my favorite flowers are, and I told him to please get me a book instead.

When he brought me a book, I let him do shit I don't normally like to do.

Book wasn't even that good.

I'm a virgin because I don't actively try to get into relationships. I'm not the type to seek out women, I let them come to me if they think I'm worth the trouble. WORKED OUT REAL GREAT SO FAR. ;_; so ronery.

That's not to say I've been close before. I could have probably had sex with 3 different girls by now but I've all let them slip away one way or another.

I see no loving relationship on the horizon. Doesn't help that the majority of females in my classes are either married with kids or are already taken. Fuck.

/virgin rant

I'm not a virgin, AND I like science fiction! But also other things. Although, I didn't lose my virginity till I was 18, which I guess is kind of late these days.

>>1066573
>18
>which I guess is kind of late these days.

>>1066577
whoaaaa that was the wrong one i meant to just post the face itself

>>1066579
Well, it's rather easy for girls. And generally they've lost it by 13.

>>1066585