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The woman is very close to the classical beauty, but her curves are still too jagged.

One of the key differences between classical and modern beauty is that modern emphasises sharp angles and exaggerated features, whereas classical prefers soft curves and harmonious features.

>>10576237
Friendly reminder that the Greeks, and most archaic societies, found being overweight a point of attractiveness.
The bust on the right clearly has swollen cheeks that sag against her jawline and the lips of an American 35 year old single mom.

I used to be very sexually attracted to statues
I wish I were trolling.

>>10576245
Nope, it's not overweight but perfect weight evidencing perfect healthiness. Her cheeks don't sag, they are perfectly full without being overly full.
It's just that moderns like exaggerated features, e.g. gaunt cheeks, pointed cheekbones.

>>10576245

They liked them thick did they?

>>10576285
who doesn't like them T H I C C

>>10576249
Are you my hs art teacher? He used to compliment classical sculptures over their ability to sculpt perfect asses all the time.

>>10576300
*sculptors

How does this make you feel?

>>10576300
nah but when I was in middle school/hs I wrote a bunch of poems about how much I wanted to fuck them. and he is not wrong tbqh

this is some grade A shit I unironically wrote when I was around 12 or so

funny enough when I actually got to see some of the shit I was obsessed with when I went to Florence for the first time I just straight up fucking cried like a beta bitch, it was too beautiful and I just felt unworthy

I like this description a lot (Lucian (Amores 13-14))

greek humor was so much more sophisticated
>inb4 'not a tragedy'

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>>10576325
wish i was there to see it

>>10576249
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>>10576369
>I told you that one day I wrote my name in pencil on the backside of the Venus of Praxiteles in the Museum. Was that not desire?

The Romans were better

>>10576249
There is a dutch book where some artstudent fucks a plastercast of a venus statue.

>>10576379
kekkeke

>>10576369
Don't think you're supposed to talk about Goddess bums.

>>10576497
name and author por favor?

>>10576510
it's venus's bum so it's ok

>>10576510
Aphrodite/Venus wants you to talk about her bums

>>10576520
Kort Amerikaans by Jan Wolkers
Of course not the entire book resolves around it.

>>10576565
*revolves
sorry im retarded.

>>10576565
>doesn't seem like it's translated into english
I hate it.

>>10576600
maybe you can watch the movie with english subtitles somewhere

Who is the pretty lady on the left, OP?

>>10576630
angie karantoni

>>10576647
Thanks
But well she looks like a thot in the other pics

>>10576647
unironically love it when people have those really androgynous faces I just wanna shove my dicks in their mouths
one dude from my hs had this perfect-ass Mediterranean heart-shaped face and dsl with freckles all over his cheeks.... literally one of the cutest fucking faces I'd ever seen, and I mean that in the gayest way possible

>>10576362
> me on the far right

>>10576686
The butthurt theatremask?

I'm going to leave this here for you guys

>>10576325
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>>10576699
reminder that greeks would jerk to this
>inb4 'GREEKS DIDNT JACK OFF'

>>10576300
hmmn they were into cankles too?

>>10576217
I wish I could watch a good performance as well

>>10576285
thick but without access to excercise so they were just doughballs

>>10576249
Pygmalion detected

>>10576369
>we decided to see the whole of the goddess

was this intentional

>>10576249
watch Boxing Helena

>>10576245
Then why did the bodies they carve have abs and protruding muscles?

let's get back to talking about having a harem of beautiful greek women (virgins) and youths and fucking all of them

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>>10576249
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you're welcome

>>10579062
is that by the same lady who makes classical-looking sculptures with huge fucking tits and cocks?
I remember her statue of Priapus had a massive fucking meaty schlong on a display pedestal lmao
would fuck
>>10579056
..... how the fuck though? that's so much detail and effort, she's so fucking beautiful
>>10579051
pic related
seriously how did those sculptors manage to make it look like that? she looks so soft and warm like if I reached out and touched her her clothes would get disturbed and if I poked her I could push her skin
I know I sound like a soyboy but I could seriously cry thinking about how beautiful this art is

This statue looks like a girl I know, sometimes I just stare at this picture thinking...

>>10579089
u want more???

hot n' horny single lady statues looking to get fucked IN YOUR AREA