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1054629 No.1054629 [Reply] [Original]

>my face when in Stephen King's IT, there is a scene where all the boys fuck the only girl in their crew and King narrates in detail how they feel about prematurely ejaculating and how great it feels

>my face when I saw the movie expecting this only to have it end just before they go into the sewers and do it

>> No.1054639
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>mfw you wanted to see little children fuck each other and had the temerity to be disappointed when your sick lust was thwarted

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>my face when I don't read Stephen King

>> No.1054648
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>>1054639
>my face when I was 12 when I read that book and when I imagined the girl, I pictured her as my crush at the time

>> No.1054659

>>1054629
what page? :OOO

>> No.1054694

>>1054659
I don't remember.

>> No.1054701
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King of trolls

>> No.1054702
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>>1054629

>my face when

(there are jew letters in my captcha! fuck!)

>> No.1054731

>>1054702
>>1054701
It happened you faggots. The kids were even all like "some sticky syrup came out of my penis and was on her thigh" etc. etc.

>> No.1054735

>>1054731
Pancakes!

>> No.1054741

>>1054735
You know what, I think they may have brought pancakes down into that sewer for no reason at all.

Yeah, disregaurd my whole post, it was about pancakes.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu
dense motherfucker!

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>>1054731
I read the book, brosef. It was hilarious, only a master troll could come up with a scenario like that.

>> No.1054758

>After Belch and Victor leave, Patrick (who in a back-story, is revealed to have murdered his baby brother), masturbates Henry, and offers him oral sex.

>As the Losers panic in the dark, their mystical bond begins to fray. In order to restore the bond so that they may return to the surface, Beverly has sexual intercourse with each of the boys.

wtffffff

>> No.1054761

>>1054758

Yeah.

King dedicated the book to his kids.

>> No.1054763

>>1054741
Just hungry bro

yea pretty fucked up but what you gonna do it is King after all

>> No.1054773

Stephen King is a horrible write that needs to write in some form of incest/pedophilia/gaysex, into all his books.

>> No.1055014

>>1054773


writer*

>> No.1056484

oh god wat

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MFW this thread comes back from well deserved obscurity.

>> No.1056554

wat

>> No.1056556

Can someone link me to these passages ?!

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>my face when nobody has posted an excerpt of this scene on the internet yet

>> No.1056773

ewwww

>> No.1056903

Ugh Gross