/lit/ - Literature

That isn't a real award

Anime boys in skirts

Our memes fucking suck, none of them deserves a prize

>when he wakes up he'll have a surprise lol

Literally the only /lit/ meme of 2017: bugs...

Have you guys even made new memes? Tonight is my first night back in years and it's still DFW and Greeks left and right.

>>10465307
it was good while it lasted

Is Professor Yank a meme? It's been a slow year

>>10465252
that is a sexy foot

Is this a real question?

Can there be any doubt?

MR BRAIN IS SO BIG

where did the Bugs meme come from and what does it mean?

>>10465484
>>10465544

Bugs, easy on the award winning comedy.

What about that oxford poster and that coffee blogger? They deserve a mention.

>>10465554
Google it retard

>>10465230
Seanposting

I don't think anyone over 16 ever cared about the bugs meme.

>>10465566
Goonan is our only hope
Nice digits

>>10465427
Professor Yank was the only really funny one. I say we throw it on the team

>>10465230
the last original lit meme was corn
lit died
sorry

>>10465484
what if pinecone was the original poster

>>10465602
We think you're wrong, geekboy.

>>10465655
*and anime fagboys.

>>10465317
this.

What about inoculations?

>>10465230
I liked that month when everyone posted that random books were actually written by Otto Frank with a super space pen

>>10465669
That'll holdum allwrite.

>>10465565
I did, didnt come up with anything, tell me, that is if you know. There is actually a secret meaning, multiple symbols and metaphors

>>10465307
>>10465317
>>10465484
>>10465669

>>10465307
>>10465317
>>10465484
>>10465544
>>10465669

>>10465566
digits!
and Sean doesn't use the word nigger or kike. not even once.

I witnessed the birth of bugs meme. Already then it was extremely embarrassing to observe how easily the redditors adopted and celebrated it.

>>10465823
Not publically

>>10465834
what do you think it means, the meme, who birthed it and why?

This is the true answer, bugs is reddit

>>10465844
checked again

>Not publically
what did you mean by this?

>>10465877
Tiger isn't a meme you brainlet, it's the defining piece of poetry of the 2010's

"my heads's sweaing left an rith from te expulsion of drugs into my arterias last minutes. these voics are fuckung my hearts it is far to be considered this wayhh come on tell him come on. thers deeps considerations introduced to my mands inabilities but my fungal capatieies capacitious on my farm where's there sun shining diretli ino the straws which piled up on the barns when my san didit."

That's a good start bucko. Let's try again. Concentrate on the words inside your mind. Stop with the swaying and focus directly on the task ahead of you. Write what's on your mind but do it according to the grammatical rules which structure our commmnication and allow me to understand what thou are saying to me. Ignore the electric guitars playing outside of this house with the pink sun etching shadows into the world but rather try to pull together the fragmented parts of your psyche and write word after word with sense and diligence as your guiding principles will you do that for me.

"your a mushroom head you god damn knobster"

That wasn't all too bad, kid. Not all that bad. You're learning several things from me. Number one you learned how to tie your shoes didn't you and then when you cam e with your tied shoes i noticed that you weren't wearing any other clothing but the pair of shoes which you had learned to tie only from me it was my achievement to have taught you this but you were buck nacked and that is certainly not acceptable in our time. Your argumentation on homo animalis is convincing to some degrees but no argumentation can save you from the outbursts of female hysteria that will be directed at your ecker and set of balls being displays openly so then you know what i did don't you? I got off the shoes form you, that was my second deed i didn't teaqch it to you but i did it myself and there you were in your birthday tuxedo and kicking wildly around but i said: Let's start from 0 now, let's start at the fundamental level of doubt. Forget eazverything you have ever learned i whispered sensually into your ears and touched your ass gently and then i taught you in the span of 7 days to pull on all of th eclothes required for a respectable citizen in western civilization and then i undressed you and told you to show me how to do it and you did it. you really did it for me didn't you. i was touching you then through the fabric of your clothes and whispered into your ears and you looked straightly forward into the sky didn't you but you did and now your shaking you head but you did. I taught you to tell the truth boy so you better stop lying to me with the swaying of the head of yours to the left and the right and the drugs you took don't matter to me. Kneel down now and look into the stars with your bright eyes and now lay down on your back you're doing it. That's why you're so lovely bucko i say to him

>JEZEBELS

Come to think of it, not a single good meme came out of this board this a year. A sad reflection of the kind of people who now populate this board

If anything maybe this >>10465927

writing lines into my book while sitting on my chair in my room looking outside of the window and seeing gloden bright lights dancing in the bushes surrounding the surroundings of the outside world while i drink coffee i walk into the toilet and wash my face quickly and without evaporation forming in the glass windows surrounding the open gaps in the room the gaps which you open with the glass when you need fresh air and i sit down on the table in the kitchen while scurbbing my teeth what to do now i think and walk outside of my house on the street where theres fog of explosions from the billions of firecrackers that have gone off in world history i don't care about the people walking through the fog i conclude and decisively erase all anxiety from the hardware of minee time to fly i say. time to die i think self-anxiously in my think and sit down on the floor outside next to a yellow car with black stripes and inside the car sits a man from western germany with short hair somewhat ugly i precipitate and look him sternly into the face to which he says something in german which i can't comphreend and flies away with his car into the seven skies of heavenly kingdom i smirk. I wrote a book while i was sitting on my chair in my room gazing outside of the window at the blidning golden lights dancing around the green clover bushes surrounding the surroundings and n this i reflect while sitting on the floor next to the yellow car with the german inside it who speaks the german tongue at me i smirk. The book is about you, i say to him and shake his hand in a professional and trained manner. I had worked on this skill half my life the steadyness and firmness of my grip showed confidence and self-assurance, making it a painful and submissive experience for the other part of the handshakingtransaction for in my firmness and his lack of firmness his masculinity his capability to impose himself on the surroundings or rather his lack of such a capability was privately exposed to me directly marking him as aan inferior beta male in relation to my own status of superiority. the german was not so tought and "germanic" anymore and flew with his car into the seven heavens of heavenly kingdom while i was walking through bureaucracy and many people there wore tuxedos on their head and nodded non-commitetly at my physical presence "but in my mind i am distant, far away from you" i was thinking at them which landed me a dozen of hostile very hostilce glances so that quickly my status of alpha male made me the number one public enemy in bureaucracy and i laboured myself through dozens of tunnels which surrounded the other bureaucracies with this one and everywhere stood people on the side line and gazed at me with malicious hostility and saying: we will castrate you to me withj their eyes and my eyes were wavering running out as melted liquids out of my eye sockets symbolically while i stumbled forward blindly or to express it differently while labouring myself blindly

does anyone have screencaps of that NEET journalfag?

>>10465566
goonan's been here before 2017

>>10465834
>>10465733
>>10465669
>>10465655
>>10465544
>>10465484
>>10465317
WHERE DID THE BUGS MEME COME FROM? WHO MADE IT?
WHY?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>10466008
It was born of nowhere and means nothing.

>>10466008
>WHO MADE IT?

>>10465992
Seanposting is new

>>10465723
Its just a meme anon, stop analyzing it

>>10466019
>It was born of nowhere and means nothing.
thats what you think, or know?

>>10466037
How could you ever be certain?

>>10466036
>Its just a meme
most memes have meaning and purpose. I know the true meaning of it, I am just seeing if anyone else has figured it out.

>>10466039
The people who started it, because of their believed symbolic meanings, I am certain, are certain why they did so: either you know them, are them, or know of them, or do not:

In which case the latter meaning: You asserted something as if you knew, when you actually did not know at all

This was pretty popular for a while there.

>>10466008
It's a fucking political propaganda piece (P.P.P) that is problematic at worst and quirky at beast.

>>10466051
that was a funny thread

>>10466033
t. Sean

>>10466051

>>10466051
I screencapped most of the actual text posted.

https://imgur.com/a/fAUqV

>>10465484
>>10465877
Either one of these.

>>10465484
Holy...

>>10466052
explain it

>>10466218
>>10466051
The writer would be a best seller but also maybe banned from the country or need to be placed in witness protection

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE BUGS MEME MEANSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>10466440
Bugs is a fucking fatass and needs to go on a diet.

>>10466459
DO YOU KNOW WHYYYYYY THE MEME IS USED, WHAT IS MEANT BY IT, THE SYMBOLS BEHIND IT?

by what you said, it seems you are one who knows

>>10466440
>>10466492
Just leave the fat nigga alone.

>>10465427
I could swear that's older than 2017.

>>10465317
Bugs...

>>10466008
what did he mean by this

>>10465230
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol

>>10465877
No.

>>10466008
Anon.. easy on the replies.

>>10466008
>>10466440
>>10466492
enough caps lock already

>>/lit/thread/S9774657

>>10466052
>problematic
fuck off tumblr go to your containment board.

>>10466756
Goddamn it I swear it was working a few minutes ago. Does anyone know of another /lit/ archive?

>>10466218
>https://imgur.com/a/fAUqV
I can't breth

i have enjoyed the cliffposting and sadlerposting.

>>10466218
The writing is good too i was surprised he just needs to find more words other than nigger you gotta sprinkle your niggers in like salt.

BUT WHAT DOES THE BUGS MEME MEAN?????? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTT???? WHAT'Z IT MEMMMMEEEE ?????

>>10466756
>>10466787
Never mind. I forgot about archived.moe

https://archived.moe/lit/thread/9774657/#9774657

>>10465230
WHAT DOES THE BUGS MEME MEAN
WHERE DID IT COME FROM
WHERE DID IT GO

>>10466851
>>10466982
you have to guess, though I am assuming from your typing style you know. There are multiple metaphors and play on words involved

>>10467017
This, it's a very delicate meme and requires some deep intelligence.

>>10467035
I dont think you understand mannnn.... unless you are one of the ones who does.. But there are actually people who think "lolXDDD le bugss meme... its just like... a funny bunny... right,,, heheeh".....

NOOOOOO, there IS more to it.

>>10466852
those archive sites dont work for me, can you post some of the posts?

>>10467048
Unfortunately the thread is massive so I can only post some of the replies.

>>10467067
I'll try pick the posts with the most (you)s.

>>10467074

>>10467085

>>10467089

>>10467117

>>10467144

>>10466503
yeah what the fuck

>>10466051
this was shit and forced

>>10466008
some anon made a retarded joke and a bunch of redditors picked it up.

>>10467150
>>10467144
ok... but I think bugs was being posted before that. thanks for your effort though bud, much appreciated

>>10467150

I am a Citizen of the Reich. I went to Hitler Youth meetings. I've read Nietzsche. I've read Mien Kampf. I've read the Volkischer Beobachter. I've been to Bavaria. I've been to Czechoslovakia. I speak Czech. I've been to Poland. I've been to German East Africa. I've been to Congo. I've been to Japan. I backpacked across the Austrian Alps. I prefer beer to wine. I've been to Greece. I love Greek sea access. I'm a member of the party. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to hold a rally. Sometimes I go to beer halls and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of prime genetics. I love my Aryan heritage. But I also love my National Socialism, because it has the word "national", meaning German. I drive an ancient volkswagen that barely starts. The Weimar Republic and November Criminals were the first scandals in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I heil, no big deal. I think conventional greeting rules are stodgy, archaic. To gain some living room you must first realize there is none left here. Think outside the box. Dominate. Dominate and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Russia" and "Prussia"... You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Berlin wall.

>>10467170

>>10465230

>>10467172
And here's the end of the thread. I tried to pick the funnier posts, but there are so many replies I'm sure I missed a few good ones.

>>10467189
Last one. I missed this little gem because it did not reply to the main event; it's confirmed that it is original.

J

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>>10467067
i laughed until tears came out

>>10465877
The chad tiger vs the virgin bunny

Z

E (again)

B

E (one more time)

L

S

JEZEBELS!

What is the male equivalent of a jezebel?

Or kneechee, or ligotti, or the most beloved American prose author herr Gass, or pinecone, or land, or JBP.

>>10466756
>4th reply says "put me in the screencap"
H-how did he know?

>>10467340
these are borderline grotesque

>>10467379
pls to stop hating women's bodies itt (jealous roastie)

>people seriously think 'jezebels' is from 2017

>>10467388
>implying meme of the year has to be new or original

>>10465561
Yeah, Oxfordanon was good fun. Damn shame about the mods.

>>10466052
>problematic at worst
kek. I vote this as new meme.

>>10466052
HAHA HE SAID "P.P" HAHAHAHAHA

>>10465309
The Greeks aren't a meme John!!!

>>10465230
.../pol/, regrettably.

my diary desu

>>10467419
I do like not knowing whether people are typing desu and having it autocorrected to desu, or actually typing out desu.

>>10466756
>>10466852
Here's links to some of the other /lit/ meme threads:

surprise lol:

>>/lit/thread/S9974068
https://archived.moe/lit/thread/9974068

professor yank:

>>/lit/thread/S9485221
https://archived.moe/lit/thread/9485221

11,986 results:

>>/lit/thread/S10249418
https://archived.moe/lit/thread/10249418

OILY

>>10467314
100% this

>>10465230

One of the most depressing books ive ever read. Took me a while to get through it.

Has to be that parody of Hilary’s book

>>10467420
typing desu desu

>>10467420
I'm a purist, so I type out desu and have it autocorrected to desu desu
also as a bonus here's the first my diary desu ever which is pretty amusing as the one guy seems worried about it dying

>>10467376
it was set up, im telling you mann..

>>10465286
This

>tfw no /lit/ gf

>/lit/ memes
oh boy, I like these threads!

my diary desu

>>10468035
haha—DINSDALE

>>10468035
retarded old /lit/ memes were GOAT

>>10465252
I'm a foot fag and that is one of the most cute soles I've seen

>>10465230
my diary desu

>>10465230

>>10465230
>>10465230

>>10465230
>>10465230
>>10465230
What a meme one, Mr. Pynch:
Can he even really feel?
His work's a stranger to itself, and it lacks mainstream appeal, Mr. Pynch
Like a phallic banana with a greasy black peel!

What a paranoid, Mr. Pynch
Your heart's an adenoid
Your brain is full of slothrops, you take cough drops and read Freud, Mr. Pynch
Plus you avoid ever staying employed!

You're a foul mouth, Mr. Pynch
You have shit-streaks in your smile
You wrote a coprophagic treatise 'bout a greasy pedophile, Mr. Pynch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the greasy pedophile!

You've got dumb songs, Mr. Pynch
You're the 60s 4chan kid
You've got a closet full of more than sixty skeletons, Mr. Pynch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Bongs! Songs! Dongs"!

You're a soyboy, Mr. Pynch
You're the king of leftist ploys
You think's a weed's a hearty breakfast, you were racist as a boy, Mr. Pynch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

>>10465230
(pbuh)

>>10467376
It's a meme, you dip. You're obviously new here

>>10468086
His prose is heady, themes bleak, bombs are steady
Please get the awards ready, this author ain’t deady
He’s furthest, from the pop-culture armageddon
He's a recluse with a purpose and you're far from gettin'
What he wrote down, the whole sky screams so loud
He opens his mouth but the turd won’t go down
He’s chokin’ now, the whole book’s broken now
His cock’s gone up, take cover, explosion - Pow!
Snap back to hilarity, oh, there’s goes gravity
Oh, there’s goes Pynchon, he’s dope, he’s so rad but he
won’t give up irony, nope, he’s old-fashioned, he knows
that David Wallace destroyed his whole faction, he smokes
He’s high daily, it shows, he’s so batshit, he trolls
The /lit/ board as his games download patches
It goes, he plays Crysis on Ult with no crashes
He better go pick up a pen and write ‘fore he passes

>>10468131
I wish /his/ would die.

>>10468065

>>10465286
yeah

>>10468119
you make me so proud
:')

I liked the /fitlit/ memes desu.

It's very difficult to tell if londonfrog's pathetic shitposting is genuinely him now or turned into a meme where others write in his style. I doubt that someone who actually felt that way would constantly slip in ways to tell it was the same guy posting (always referencing London and Tinder), but he was also such a fucking loser when it was definitely him posting that maybe he would.

>>10465286
this

>>10468393

>>10468750
>agnostic
Come join the conversation in ten years when you've finally become a deist, Chad my boy.

I think the destruction of three book tubes inn one year deserves mention. Carli Claire and ontologicool and seraphina mcclemont

>>10468883
maybe I will

>>10466042
GOOGLE /lit/ bugs meme ITS PRETTY FUCKING EASY TO SEE THE ORIGIN NIGGER

lol

I am the biggest meme

>>10468040
>>10468061
>newfaggots

>>10467157
you were shit and forced (thro' your mother's anus)

>>10466051
that text was rich with gems:
>I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no nigger had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world
>At night the niggers come out, brave in the absence of light.
>wrapped in the nigger temples and nigger traditions that her hot niggerblood inherently had and knew, this world-not-nigger came to this nigger who received it as all niggers receive their portion of that which is existent — with arrogant niggerness.
beautiful, 10/10 masterpiece. i wish he would hurry up and self-publish

>>10469287
What looney tunes short (name/year) is this from
I can't ever find it

>>10469704
>>At night the niggers come out, brave in the absence of light.
That one was my favorite

O I L Y S M A R T S
I
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S
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>>10469714
They never actually released it because it was banned by the censors.

>>10467172
hey thats me who posted that simpsons pic

>>10465230
>and the /lit/ meme of the year award goes to

WE

>>10470018
does anyone have the original Oily Smarts post?
I remember it being quite good

>>10470595
Lysidike took her ability to read his mind as a matter of course, but his converse power was still unsettling. Time was only Anaximander ever gleaned what she thought with any proficiency; but he deduced her nature from what his oily smarts told him was the nature of a person, and only sardonically hinted at his mastery. Tlexictli didn’t even have to puzzle to catch her straight away, so the privacy she took for a metaphysical given in her youth broke up, and she felt her disagreements with her husband as dumb sensory pressures, like heat or cold. Their cross-purposes weren’t any easier for their transparency, but there was nothing to worry over – they’d conducted business together before becoming sentimental.

>>10465230
my diary desu

WUZ

>>10470620
thanks mate

>>10465484
Tfw was in the original thread to witness the birth of this mem

>>10468055
this was a golden one

>>10465317
/thread