/lit/ - Literature

>>10460434
>admitting you're american
you should know you're scum

This is soap.

How did you get here? This was supposed to be a safe place

>>10460434
It's about an underage junkie attention whore. Can you guess the tittle?

>>10460434
"uh.. well, it's... like the title says.. it's about.. uhm.. pigs.. yeah. the main character is a, uh, a pig! named 'Hogg'. yeah. that's it. talking pig who doesn't talk. just .. can i go now?"

> why are you sweating, anon?

>>10460434
Wait do they even sell books at Target?

She looks disgusting

It's about how mothers who name their daughter Ciara should be euthanized

Is that a boy or a girl?

also this is not literature

>>10460434
You're a dude, right?

>>10460434
Love, like all books.

WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME!?

It... its about an ophthalmologist

It’s obviously a girl, you can tell by the chin

Who is this heaven-sent gent?

>>10460507
Does it really matter?

>>10460507
you've been on 4chan too long

"Just a collection of poems. I know this is strange but after you're off tonight would you wanna come read some with me at the park?"

>>10460546
"Sorry anon but I have a boyfriend"

>>10460551
>"fuxking roastiess and a BeTA SOYBOYKEK everyones a degenrate except me

>>10460434
She's not cute. She looks poor and I bet her pussy stinks.

>>10460442
Wow, a Ponge reference. Never thought I'd see one here.

>>10460434
>>10460434
>>10460434
>buying books at Target
>buying the type of reproachable, female-written, non-literary books they sell at Target
>even going to target in the first place without a female companion/girlfriend/wife in tow
my god, what stupefying post

>>10460546
This warmed my heart

>>10460560
That's what is so realistically delightful about her, that's what makes her cute. She seems like the type of girl too cuddle all day but wouldn't get mad at me to relieve her of her embrace when I step out for a cigarette, In fact she would smile. A cozy smile.

>>10460494
m-my diary...
desu?

>>10460441
This
>being non-white

>>10460584
gay

>implying the books I read can be bought in stores

>>10460598
Post more pictures of this cutie

>>10460496
They sell genre fiction and mom-core

It's the drug fueled machinations of some guy before he went full retard.

>>10460671
>leftists still think Land was one of them

>>10460678
> Right wingers still think Land is one of them.
You can't deny Land went full retard after all that meth. I like his current articles on Jacobite though.

>>10460685
>>10460678
>>10460671
>implying land fits into a simple left/right continuum

>>10460691
That's what I was implying.

>>10460691
Yeah he's just a silly sci-fi writer. He's not sophisticated enough to be called political

>>10460434
>attention whore tripfag who peruses various boards on 4chan, mainly r9k, spreading her unimportant opinions over anyone who'll listen

>regularly does drugs with her boyfriend

>gets hooked on benzos after a bad LSD trip

> posts nudes on /r9k/ and /b/

> begins to attend a ghetto school with >50% blacks and >20% mentally retarded students ((is bullied and lost all her IRL contacts following the 2015 incident))

> braces are removed, her teeth are revealed to be thoroughly rotten

> ((fails tenth grade))

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Ciara

>>10460685
this doesn’t line up with >>10460693 and you know it you fucking nigger >>10460694
you all need to be careful, he serves the Basilisk

>>10460441
Wow an unfunny eurofag and/or catholic and/or shitskin trying to force a joke that doesn't even make sense

How the fuck am I supposed to know what it's about if I'm here buying it right now, you stupid roastie.

>>10460716
Just ignore the silly third worlders

>>10460716
>>10460773

It's about a whale

>>10460434

Why would I buy books from a supermarket? They sell nothing but shitty crime novels that are all the same and Stephen King.

>>10460434
i know where she works and im going to see her
she will be my gf and when she has matured we shall be lawfully wed

>>10460567
Well at least in my opinion, Target is the better alternative to Wal-Mart because it's not packed full of asshats, no loud advertisements and PA announcements over the speakers, and everything is color-organized. Yet, I have to agree about the books they have there, almost as bad as Wal-Mart's books.

>>10460691
>implying he doesn't
>implying republicans are right wing in burgerland

>>10460442

No Anon. This is Water.

>>10460434
>Y-y-you T-too.

It's called "On the path to rebirth". It's a political book by the Syrian writer Michel Aflaq. It basically lays down the foundation for Arabian Baathism. You should read it if you like books about political ideologies

>Oh, heh, well it's about a girl bonding with her stepfather after her mother died by going on a road trip across the United States.

"oh lots of things."

It's about a bunch of kids who get stranded on an island and descend into complete cult madness. Murders, too. Why?

>>10460434
>she's never heard of Romeo & Juliet

>>10460434
How would I know? I haven't read it yet.

>>10460528
>T. Cliff

>>10460434
>>>>>>buying books at Target

It's about a superior jew girl

>>10460441
Careful with all that edge. Might be confused with a knife which are illegal in your country

>>10460560
Of course she's poor. She's working at Target, fer chis' sake.

Fuck she is so ugly why do you autists like her

its about a boy and a telepathic dog in a post-apocalyptic setting. the boy finds food for the dog and the dog finds girls for the boy to....uh...rape......so yeah.......

>>10461854
what is this? asking for a friend

>>10461804
Whew I'm stealing this

>>10461843
take it back she's everything to me eveything to me

>>10461843
the only reason you and other people say this is because you hope she is reading. Its a common thing people like you do

>>10461892
a boy and his dog by Harlan Ellison. found in the compilation book called "the beast that shouted love at the heart of the world"

>>10460434
funniest thing i've ever seen on the net.