/lit/ - Literature

And then John was a zombie.

>>1043384
can't top that

>>1043384

Finally, he fucked his dream girl.

Thomas Covenant raped a young girl.

Go back to the first word

Glenn Beck, anal raped in jail.

Hitled was like kill the jews.

>>1043393
Oh shit, I can't stop! HELP!

This post is spin-off fan fiction of that post. You just read fan fiction, you sad faggot!

Incomplete: The unfinished story about the

they all died and god retired

inb4 Hemingway

Thankfully, it was all a dream.

I was like then was like.

He grabbed his gun and left.

The sun rose and she cried.

Meteor coming...HOLY SHIT!!! Everyone dies.

You didn't wear a fucking condom?!?!

>>1043414

Nobel

eichmanns are the brevity and soul

"We're going to have to amputate."

Morons on /Lit/ today.

Again.

Dammit.

Ridding Hood and her grandmother escaped.

>>1043429
There'll be one less without you.

The horde gathered. Smoke rose; blood fell.

Happily, she returned home that evening

Anon provided sage for OP's journey

>>1043433
>Durp.

Hordes gathered. Smoke rose; blood fell.

Jam toast again? I hate breakfast.

My vagina died. Just anal now.

But, the phone would never ring.

Greasy snob or Begchan? Choices, choices . . .

And just like that everyone died.

Fat people run. Wolves are faster.

She left. Alone again. Thank God.

She passed out. Obviously wants me.

For Sale: Madden 2011, played twice.

By sword, I live, and die.

I am a huge Orson Welles.

Cancer exists. It's yours.

Darkness. Headlights. Footsteps. Knocking. Hide bodies.

Stupid people are not able to count.

Break the alibi, catch the killer.

They ate her. BURN ALL WITCHES!

What is this I don't even

It was the best of times.

And they lived happily ever after.

The cake is a lie, bitch.

You're gonna fucking die.

You are going to fucking die.

The captcha "sufficiently fistman" inspired me.

>>1043529
>>1043526
We are both going to die.

>>1043533
I knew /lit/ would end me.

For sale: my dick, never used.

We all ate pie that night.

Theological paradox: God is an agnostic.

Erika. Cold. Cough. Throat. Rest. Death.

The billboards are all leering

For sale: cadaver's anus, never used.

My favourite from an archived thread of these:

Birds, the melancholy ghost of eggs.

One question. Just tell me: Why?!

>>1043570
That is brilliant.

The turd would end all days.

A spent cigarette between arthritic fingers.

bumping for epic six word thread

Olbermann and Maddow, finally getting married.

oy vey, this sucks, said alice.

blind in eye, deaf of ear

The rain washed away his soul.

Don't run, hide. They are coming.

Heavy rain falls lighter with ale.

Someone left the cake out. Rained.

I'd rather freeze to death. Again.

>>1043623

>>1043570

I love this.

I can still feel it kicking.

>>1043644
Fuck, that's good.

No one wanted a fucking Raichu.

>>1043703
I'd fucking love my own Raichu.

Hard liquor? I hardly know her!

Dancing on a porchlit chair, tired.

Occupation, you ask? Smoke weed everyday.

Microfiction is for talentless hacks, /lit/.

>>1044207
Yeah, most people here write well.

amidoinitrite?

>>1044191
Poker round back; Liquor round front.
>My story

>>1044218
Bro, do it right.

Liquor up front; poker in back

Every day I kick internet ass.

>>1043575
Of pain and passion he squeezed.

All I do is win, win.

>>1044223
I am doing it right. It was one of the quotes Stephen Fry used to close an episode of QI.

Cemetery fire alarm worked dead right.

Things were, then the things ended.

Hard out here for a pimp.

Chauncy choked! Check out the chassis!

>>1044242

You must be very intelligent, sir!

QI? Stephen Fry? Fuck me now!

Go back to your hole, faggot.

Rats in the walls, Nigger-man.

Rebellion crushed, he sold the gun.

Uncle Ben had the magic touch.

>>1044253
lol'd.

>>1044251
What is the reason for all of this anger? In fact, why did you (and I use this word liberally) correct me in the first place?

Why did not you shut up?

life was short. he never smoked.

>>1044265

4chan visitors are so socially inept.

They can't recognize a fucking joke.

>>1044272
Guess he missed the fuck out.

>>1044274
That was a very queer joke.
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

You never learn, - he said, panting.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy?! Martin van Buren!

Jinxed you are, said the damn gypsy

>>1044285
>7 words

>>1044285
shit, that was 7

>>1044277

I wonder if someone told Stephen Fry.

The joke response was self-same caliber.

Lost my list of ships. Homer

Birth, bullying, playstation, sex, work, death.

"Books are for nerds," she mocked.

Need help getting the ark out.

To be or not to be

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Alone, he kept the thread alive.

Remove your robe and wizard hat.

>>1044315

YES

Nabokov called Faulkner a bourgeous buffoon.

Fat guy stole my baby shoes.

>>1044326

i lol'd

>>1044326
bravo

To find meaning in life, you

six words is simply not enough

Dark, missing leg, last seen yesterday

he looked behind and saw himself

this our toast to modernity stop

Let the truth devour all

The meaning of life is over.

Seguros lishecto Sellin. wirested nowney [320]

Supplies running low, thread slowly deteriorating

"Pretty women make us buy beer.

Ugly women make us drink beer."

-- Al "Six Touchdowns in Game" Bundy

A faint cry for help went unheard

Found hills in them thar gold.

I told them I was hardcore.

How shall Telemachos know his father?

>>1044395
I told you I was freaky.

When's a man, not a man?

Surprisingly enough, it was a penis.

the antagonist dies at the end

>>1044382
That's 7 words, dummy

Lord of the rings:
Small guys finish what they start.

Harry Potter:
Scarface Lennon and his little friends.

Song of Ice and Fire:
People die, yo. And then some.

The Bible:
Psycho dad fathers a hippie son.

And they lived happily ever after

Tragedy of the saint, Hilary Duff

Morbo did not work that way.

It's Arma- god damn, mother fucking -geddon

Lit major on street playing guitar

>>1044295

Haha shit this guy >>1044423 was me as well

I just kept clicking that button.

One more time: How many ninjas?

POOP AND PEE EVERYWHERE, MY GOD

The rich man read Ayn Rand

I want it bad. Bad romance.

i killed him and he died

>>1043706
>>1043703
But I would prefer a bulbasaur.

Woke.
Spoke.
Wrote.
Loved.
Wept.
Slept.

Smoking in bed. What happened here?

She enjoys my penis with marmalade.

I could have been someone better.

Didn't someone tell me that before?

>>1044424
Those are more summaries than they are stories. Just saying.

Envy bicyclists; my feet have blisters.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt [transmission terminated]

The languid conversation. Drink tea. Lovely.

Zombies in space hammer fighting dinosaurs

"Oh promised land, oh wicked ground
Build a dream; tear it down;"
-- Natalie Merchant, "San Andreas Fault." (Tigerlily)

>>1044795
THAT'S TWELVE WORDS, YOU USELESS WOMAN.

>>1044795
Seriously, get the fuck out.
Go post song lyrics on your facebook page.

>>1044814
No, it's thee lines; each line contains exactly six words, even the last line. BTW I'm a bro.

>>1044841
I can take liberties. I've posted half a dozen of these things.

>>1044844
I'm afraid you mistook my joke.

>>1044852
Clever boy. My cap is tipped.

Sour milk. I love fresh yogurt.

I nudged, and up it went.

Small-town girl. Lonely world. Hepatitis C.

i love you.

Rebecca is offline

>>1045125
very nicely done.

The night sky never looked better.

But plastic won't rot so soon.

sale: babys shoes, one previous owner.

I came, I saw, I came.

nigger raped my little baby girl

Set off. There we stood, kings.

Bedtime, but first, one more bump.

>>1045146
i came, i saw, she conquered.

"I'm lost, but I'm not home."

I hope contractions don't count as cheating.

>>1045447
What?

There's no contradiction there.

He claimed he could fly- RIP.

Life began--then it was aborted.

she said, come fly with me.

For Sale: PlayStation 3, no games.

>>1045451
>contraction
>contradiction

during the plague we began living

>>1045506
Redundant. Everyone knows Ps3 lacks games

>>1045526
>>1045506
and few lulz were had, samefag.

>>1045506
I throughly enjoyed that, on so many levels

Armageddon doesn't live up to expectations.

The apocalypse knocked, but nobody answered.

ALT VERSION:

Apocalypse knocked, but nobody was home.

Thousands dead, and none were injured.

"I'm on the pill," she lied.

The land withered and angels wept.

She wrapped her tentacles around him.

"BUT WHO WAS PHONE?" I gasped.

This is a six word sentence.

So here is a short story.

Tom Swifties thread please.

"It's a joke about an egg," Tom cracked.

Then there was no more goats.

Living shortly, I saw no forevers.

Then they all died very painfully.

>>1043466
Jerked it to my dog again.

My grandpa died of chickenpox, mate.

"Stop fucking the dog!"
Tom barked.

"Rectum? Nearly killed him!" he ejaculated.

But the dingoes ate my baby!

Suddenly the end grew very near.

you have just lost the game

Every story needs a proper beginning.

The ship sailed; good cake though.

They lived happily ever after. Kidding.

Said one to the other "Drat!"

"What a waste. I loved her."

>>1043381

By far the best one here.

we should archive this

4 requests

LOST AND BLANK WANDERED THRU NIGHTS.

The night was dark, I farted.

The black man was killed today

The last jew passed away. Cheers

>>1046226
I did nothing to stop it

Consequences will never be the same.

>>1046237
but everything to speed it along

I traveled to mexico with drugs.

HE CONVULSED IN OBLITERATED BRAIN SEQUENCE.

>>1043381
I see what you did there.

Awoke from bed, thread still here. :D

I am worn down. I endure.

O Lord, is it over already?

When testimony my fierce will and tenacity, I are never let inability to count or sentence right. with the sunset under we, always

I am out of this thread.

She ran, just like all the others.

I am a rain dog too.

IN AWE WATCHES HIMSELF PUKE COFFEE.

That's it. It's over.

And that was all he wrote.

A simple thread confounds the Labyrinth

I leik turtles (I really do).

Then he was raped, stabbed & tortured.

Listing many names doesn't prove popularity.

It was over, except it wasn't.

We ended with a full stop.

Brains...... BRains..... BRAins.... BRAIns... BRAINs.. BRAINS!!!

She eventually cheated with someone else.

scrub scrub you'll never be clean

I came. I saw. I left.

AND AGAIN RESUCITATED THE UNDYING CORPSE.

Archive this thread

It was another gray Monday morning.

>>1047547
Only two requests?! What a crime!

Archive this thread at http://4chanarchive.org/ today!

[Look on the left hand side, under "Special Features," click "Request Interface" and follow the instuctions.]

Justin Bieber: Elf or masquerading lesbian?

Just once more, she eagerly pleaded.

A singe fuck was given today.

>>1047869
>A singed fuck was given today.

The spicy sex of years' past.

And the angst was upon us

>>1047869
>A signed fuck was given today.

UPS man here, got your package.

Without a name, she ate breakfast

The days fell through our fingers.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

They were killed by Nazi submarines.

Turns out prison is very lonely,

Indescribable things happened to OP's anus.

And the penis never was again.

And then he was finally phone.

I have a world to win.

i am reading a book lol

Once upon a time nothing happened.

Memories fly, then so could I.

>>1048002
Sadly, Tourette's is an untreatable disorder.

:(

Memories flew, then so could I.

Ayn Rand lives in Ayn Land

As he looked up, he saw.

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" - said the doctor. Nobody smiled.

my arms wrapped again; creepyness ensued

and they lived happily ever after

No one can buy another childhood.

Once I loved, but no longer.

A breast exploded, tears were dropped.

Niggers love me... I was racist.

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I shat bricks - future's building blocks.

I'll fuck you with a rake

Rake in my ass - leaves, blood.

The dead bolt couldn't stop him.

Twice more into rectum, snorkeling cock

They kept on as phagus do

Freedom, a lie chased in life.

>>1048135
Oh you're fucking hilarious

I made my fortune in Afghanistan

He thought of fucking; she lied.

Her copy sobbed, and she knew.

One of the twins died sadly.

Fuck, I can't think of anything!

>>1049149

Ooh micro-sci-fi?

Birth, followed by a comedic life.

>>1049150
>>1049149

hivemind?

"Killer-sun still at large", said vampire.

PLEASE LET ME FALL INTO AFTERMATH.

The end came crashing upon us.

i used ee cummings literary style

Traveling to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, we discussed pi.

The chicken dance brought us closer

Back we came from page fifteen.

Mba Kayere: I am passed over.

>>1050739
Bumping from page fifteen an impossibility?