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Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:41:35 2017 No.10397210 [DELETED]

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Hey lit.. so I really want a boyfriend and I was thinking about posting here because I believe the characters many of you possess is what I'm looking for..
>pretentious
>ironically pretentious
>mysognisic
I'm not a /lit/bitch myself, but I'm a self aware pleb. Some say I'm a natural born DFW :)

Anyways if you wanna hmu, throawyyaya@mail.com
Please no death threats and also this is serious. I'm 20 yr old skinny girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:42:16 2017 No.10397212 >>10397210 Characteristics*

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:42:57 2017 No.10397215 >>10397210 Were against women here, sweety. We like masculine, conservative white men, not inferiors like you. Go back to plebbit, this board is for REAL men

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:43:13 2017 No.10397216 >>10397210 No way this is real

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:44:36 2017 No.10397221 >>10397216 exactly I'd request a timestamp and a girly hand, but again, there's no way this shit is real

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:44:37 2017 No.10397222 >>10397216 Thanks for letting us know, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:45:01 2017 No.10397225 >>10397210 >>>/mu/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:45:41 2017 No.10397226 >>10397210 My name is Robert and i like red vines

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:45:53 2017 No.10397229 >>10397216 >>10397221 "zomg THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. an ACTUAL women???? XDDDDD on my internet board who wants a fat, disgusting boyfriend like me??? Surely it can't be, but I'm gonna respond anyways, because I'm that despserate! :D"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:46:13 2017 No.10397231 File: 58 KB, 546x561, IMG_1365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397222 You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:47:17 2017 No.10397237 File: 808 KB, 699x867, IMG_1504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397226 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:47:41 2017 No.10397238 File: 654 KB, 2576x1932, IMG_1853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397221 >>10397216 I heard you guys like this book

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:47:56 2017 No.10397239 >>10397231 You're fucking ugly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:50:08 2017 No.10397242 >>10397231 hello, virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:50:36 2017 No.10397246 >I'm a natural born DFW :) go ahead and carry that to its logical conclusion :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:50:43 2017 No.10397247 File: 622 KB, 640x1136, IMG_1162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397239 That ain't me boi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:53:01 2017 No.10397254 >>10397246 What does it even mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:53:44 2017 No.10397260 File: 59 KB, 492x449, IMG_0775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397238 >tfw I really am so desperate that I'm struggling to resist taking this b8

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:54:02 2017 No.10397261 File: 52 KB, 700x700, 421609f6a3f0cd65afa889e9bfab0f5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397238 >female writes time instead of date

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:54:20 2017 No.10397264 >>10397260 Just one email away anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:54:24 2017 No.10397265 >>10397254 play tennis

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:54:47 2017 No.10397266 >>10397238 What is /LIT/ holy shit lurk moar and show feminine penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:55:26 2017 No.10397268 >>10397261 >please react to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:55:56 2017 No.10397270 >>10397266 I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:57:06 2017 No.10397274 >>10397268 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:57:12 2017 No.10397275 >>10397210 Sorry but this is a gay board, maybe you can find butterfly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:57:44 2017 No.10397277 >>10397270 d r o p p e d

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:58:47 2017 No.10397279 >>10397238 Dover thrift edition makes me want to punch you

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:59:09 2017 No.10397281 File: 20 KB, 276x276, 300x300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be interested in a Persian man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:59:22 2017 No.10397282 >>10397274 I reacted and gave you some female attention for once. You can stop replying now, it's getting desperate and sad :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:59:45 2017 No.10397285 File: 167 KB, 480x480, 1513080551696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397210 >>10397238 Good start, but we need time and date as >>10397261 suggested. I'll shoot you an e-mail after that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:03:03 2017 No.10397300 File: 1.80 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_1855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397285 Yes I know my skin is translucent

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:04:29 2017 No.10397305 File: 67 KB, 344x233, 344_evola_pic11_late_portrait_-_leans_on_his_hand_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397300 Baron Evola told me to avoid women who imitate men by browsing on image boards made for men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:04:36 2017 No.10397306 >>10397300 Fuck off, you ugly tranny. This isn't /soc/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:05:09 2017 No.10397309 >>10397305 How am I imitating men? I said from the start I'm a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:05:26 2017 No.10397311 Please leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:06:11 2017 No.10397315 >>10397281 Sure >>10397306 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:07:51 2017 No.10397321 >>10397300 that's a MAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:08:14 2017 No.10397326 >>10397300 Is that you rebel absurdity?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:08:40 2017 No.10397327 >>10397311 I promise I'll leave once I get a bf

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:09:52 2017 No.10397331

>>10397300
>male handwriting
And just like that my desire to go on about my vastly superior /lit/ gf (who besides being able to read critically, offer me insight on various works, and recite lengthy Shakespeare passages from memory, who besides all that used to browse 4chan) and brag about how happy I am with her, just like that the desire vanishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:09:52 2017 No.10397332 >>10397300 that's one manly hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:11:06 2017 No.10397336 >>10397327 No, now. Please, you should be able to delete your OP. If you can, please do so. You can find a boyfriend through plenty of other means, this is not one of them. So please leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:12:34 2017 No.10397339 >>10397327 Do you just want an internet bf? I'd take that bullet for /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:13:31 2017 No.10397341 >>10397339 Yes and shuttup you aren't doing it for lit you virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:15:28 2017 No.10397352 >>10397341 I'm pretty far from a virgin, but honestly reading My Twisted World convinced me to break up with my actual gf today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:15:49 2017 No.10397356 >>10397300 Perfect, going to make a tribute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:15:56 2017 No.10397358 >>10397331 He also cropped his male nails out of the picture. As if this weren't so obviously bait, anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:18:03 2017 No.10397365 File: 92 KB, 718x718, 1512343340804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, I just made a throwaway email yesterday myself, so I'll take the bait. I'll report back to you guys. I'm hoping whatever OP sends me is at least funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:20:27 2017 No.10397370 File: 293 KB, 455x455, 1511117603927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397300 Just sent you an e-mail. Let's see where this goes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:22:10 2017 No.10397375 File: 73 KB, 602x904, main-qimg-1a536fa3cd39cb7b745f4a802dcf5127-c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397370 >>10397365 yall niggas gonna end up dead in some dumpster, dumb ass lil niggas don't know how to spot a trap from miles away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:22:31 2017 No.10397376 >>10397358 >>10397331 Ur paranoid

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:23:29 2017 No.10397380 File: 360 KB, 2048x2048, 23926310_1975887529318401_1581255053883141935_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397375 >implying I don't have a death wish

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:23:40 2017 No.10397381 File: 125 KB, 567x756, 1511727627655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10397376 I'm scared /lit/? Why is this women invading my sss..saa.a..feffee..e spaa..cce...ee.e.e.e.e.e.e.

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Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:29:31 2017 No.10397401

>>10397246
lmaooo, savage

as for OP, which I did hope won't get any attention: this is a literature board. it's dedicated to discussing literature. and you're way better off looking for some non-long distance RS irl than anything this thread could offer you
>>10397311
>>10397311
>>10397311

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:30:08 2017 No.10397403 >>10397386 >OPs fantasy

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:35:24 2017 No.10397426 I'll be a good boy and sleuth this for y'all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:35:52 2017 No.10397427 Made a discord for anyone who wants to get updates on this after the thread is inevitably deleted: https://discord.gg/kCZTqh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:37:10 2017 No.10397433 >>10397216 It's real you fucking idiot

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