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10339892 No.10339892 [Reply] [Original]

I will venture to say, on the presumption that someone, somewhere should desire my opinion on the matter of Austen, whose works have hitherto passed my notice but whom recently came to my attention, that the writer (named above) should do better if she were to take onboard the following advice: JUST FUCKING SPIT IT OUT, YOU MARDY BINT.

>> No.10339952

>>10339892
I wish that smart literary women really existed. there would be nothing more beautiful to me. but they simply dont.

>> No.10340099
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>>10339892
This kind of writting is so feminine it makes my dick hard, to be honest with you famalam.
I wish I could find hardcore porn transcripts written by Jane Austen.
I worked on that kind of shit myself, but I'm just not up to the task.
It is also a truth universally acknowledged that a an erection cause a decrement in the rate of blood flow to the brain and therefore hinders the thought process.

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>>10339892
I got cast in a uni performance of pic related but have never read it, send help

>> No.10340105

>>10339952
Who cares?
They can cosplay that shit all the same.
My penis can't tell the difference anyway.
It turns me on even more when they just pretend.

>> No.10340107

>>10339952
>t-this is why I don't have a gf

>> No.10340109

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

“The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.”

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>>10340099
I hadn't thought of it that way, anon

>> No.10340159

>>10340110
nice gif

>> No.10340287

>>10340159
Thanks!

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bump that shit motherfuckerz