/lit/ - Literature

thats fuckin GAY dude

>>10334243
holed in my room reading

>>10334243
>hang out at mildly overpriced coffee shop
>wait

where are you looking?

>>10334243
Please be a woman

>>10334267
i am. i’m 18

>>10334262
thats where i am right now

>>10334265
everywhere

>>10334280
Be my E-gf, NOW

1.Download Tinder
2.Say "looking for a guy who reads" in your bio
3.????
4.Profit

Now get off my board

>>10334287
i’m down.

>>10334299
no.
1. u help me
or
2. u get off MY board

>>10334243
>>10334280
stfu soprano

>>10334301
I'm not alone any more

>>10334280
Oh lordy

>>10334324
no <3

>>10334243
Tits and we'll rate

>>10334340
send me naked picture

>>10334299
T H I S
H
I
S

And if you're masquerading as a woman, you'd be better served elsewhere

this is me guys

>>10334299
I would honestly be surprised if any /lit/ type guys bothered with tinder. The odds aren't in our favor, so it's just a huge time sink. If anything a girl with this bio will just attract frat boys drooling over Marcus Aurelius or quoting Harry Potter.

>>10334262
This is probably the better idea. Even easier if it's a cafe that turns into a bar in the evening. With that said I read a lot at cafes and don't ever talk to girls there, whether they're reading or otherwise, so maybe ignore my advice.

>>10334365
my e-GF is so pretty, I am so blessed

>>10334365
o shit nigga that's not a picture of tits what are you doin
you fucked up

>>10334391
im a good girl go away

>>10334391
and please dont swear i have disney ears

>>10334407
post ear pics

>>10334280
L O N D O N

>>10334243
not falling for this bait so here's a better question:

any of you guys in/been in a book club or a writing club?

>>10334418
ive been in a poetry club

>>10334418
I don't leave my room or interact with people

>>10334418
when I was very young. we read Hoot and I had a good time

>>10334418
The only use I have for books is to do lines of methcathinone on them. Sad, but true.

>>10334418
I have some friends that have a book club, but they only read gigantic fantasy novels and/or Brandon Sanderson novels and I'm just not a big fantasy book fan.

>>10334448
>not reading Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere
oof!

>>10334451
I'm sure it's fine, but 90% of what they seem to read is only Sanderson. They won't even consider non-fantasy books because that's all they read outside of their book club as well.

I'm going to make another club with other coworkers because there is a wide variety of reading taste their.

>>10334307
>>10334365

Go read a book

>>10334418
The book club at my university is actually pretty chill. Not too many annoying YA chicks and we've read some pretty good stuff so far.

>larping being a woman

>>10334368
post pic

>>10334588
>>10334365
here you go

>>10334540
i will i just need to heat up my beans first

>>10334243
>be me
>fall in love with "/lit/" boi who reads Jeffrey Archer and Skulduggery Pleasant
>tfw he becomes student president and becomes super popular
Don't trust guys who read reee

Why dont women realize when they objectify men?

>>10334243
Quit putting their heads on punji sticks for starters.

>>10334365
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>>10334365
how does the rant go? STOP TAUNTING ME WITH THESE JEZEBELS. I'M A SUB-HUMAN TOTALLY INCAPABLE TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE BECAUSE OF THE MILD LIBIDO STIRRED BY A FEW INTERNET DEPICTION OF FEMALE BODIEEES.

Anyway, nice /lit/-related thread! Let's hang out sometimes! Are you for real?!?!?

>>10334307
18 years old claiming lit... hmm kiddo

>>10334365
Do you live in Amsterdam? You look familiar.

>>10334365
You should stay away from books and embrace your real purpose as a vessel for birthing strong male children, which will in turn, inherit the unbroken character and mental capacities of their fathers and actually explore the intellectual heritage of mankind and maybe even add to it. Nothing roasties could ever possibly hope to achieve.

>>10334280
50k gold and mithril if u b my gf ty

>>10335239
yes

>>10335662
sounds good to me

>>10335485
arizona

you all can email me
kjnicoll@asu.edu

>>10335936
>you all can email me

>>10335941
don’t worry i respond to autists too not just the cool kids!

Currently reading

Frankenstein
Dubliners
Less Than Nothing
Divine Comedy
Reverence For Life
Paramenides

Looking for /lit/ chick to read to, cry on, and suck my dick

>>10335945
Kek
<3 u anon

>>10335950
i respond to patricians, plebs, cucks, keks, even..the blacks

>>10334418
Yeah and it was fucking terrible so I started a Latin reading club and only 2 people joined but we actually did something of merit. The book club solely consisted of girls that did well in school but weren't actually that smart that willingly chose to consume trash. There are definitely good book clubs out there but my experience was not one I enjoyed.

>>10334243
>retard on /lit/ tries to use other retards on /lit/ as his personal any to harass some bird who undoubtedly turned him down

>>10335972
i’m a lady

How do girls find it so hard to find a bf?
Boys find it hard to find a gf so how can that be?

>>10335985
beauty is difficult... the plain ground
precedes the colour

>>10335936
yooooo asu what's up

>>10334367
>mfw too intelligent for Tinder
>a slayer can only be a fratboy/jock

you'll see, life changes quite a bit after pubertyi, you don't have to live it as a walking high-school sitcom meme

>>10334243
if you're a fag I don't care at all. If you're a girl, stop being a whore and pay attention to men who look like they won't cheat and aren't psychopaths, don't date fats or ugly people tho. Please I don't need anymore ugly or fat families to ignore

>>10335930
i know a nice autistic poet at ASU hmu sweatie u can take his cherry and everything.

/lit/ boy here

would never date a girl who goes on 4chan.

>>10334365
post 23&me u crypto wog u

>>10334365
attention seeking and prudish, disingenuous looking face, inauspicious sclera, sunken eyes, large forehead, thin, short and unhealthy hair. Brown eyes so I have no idea if you cheated without paternity test. I don't want you, i want you to stop posting on this board

>>10334243

This picture is a poor bastardization of the much funnier genuine article. Not less than four local bookstores have a reproduction of this somewhere in their shops:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bookworm_(painting)

>>10335930
Oh shit. I live in Tuscon, Arizona. Who are your favorite authors?
My top 4=Hemingway, banks, E. Dickinson, Nietzsche.

>>10337015
my hair is super thick, i’m armenian so its impossible for me to have thin hair. my hair is super healthy, never once in my life have i used heat on it. never curl or blow dry. my eyes are far from sunken, they are bright and a beautiful brown color. i don’t want you either, and i’m never going to stop posting on here so get ur repulsive beta presence off MY board

>>10336924
more info pls

>>10337218
>state school kids

Go fuck a fat manlet pseud you dumb bitch

>>10337070
flannery o’connor, baldwin, dickens, nietzsche

>>10337226
nice. i’m sure you’re highly intelligent.

>>10335950
nice instagram pic there

>>10337228
Tf, I really hope this isnt a troll
anon77743110@gmail
Shoot me a message

>>10334365
come to brasil

>>10334365
post height and goodreads

>>10337234
I'd like to think so. I guess you'll find out

>>10335930
I'm at UofA, but my senpai is in Phoenix. If you like Garcia Marquez and Dostoevsky, hit me up.

>>10337270
Dostoevsky is the GOAT. Im@uofa rn as well. Wanna meet up and talk /lit/?

>>10337259
i am this summer for study abroad

>>10337264
5’7

>>10334243
be a cute girl, ride around on public transportation and, after establishing eye contact, talk to someone you see reading a book

why the fuck do you think i am reading on the train in the first place

>>10337209

it seems Armenian Occupied Government saw the success of the khazar milkers meme. tell ur masters i will shill for them in exchange for one armenian qt gf plz ok thx

>>10337274
What's your email?

>>10334365
what's wrong with chad

>>10334365
i can already feel a good week of tfw no gf depression coming on i hope ur happy gonna h8 lift rn then cry

>>10334280
what ur major

>>10337218
follow @PrometheanShade on twitter dot com i better be invited to ur wedding

>>10337464
english secondary education

>>10337423
This one right here>>10337257

>>10337274
Meet outside of Yavapai dorm steps around 4:30?

>>10337588
Fasho man. Im in a green jacket, beige shorts, hair almost in my eyes. You?

>>10337591
grey v neck, jeans, boots.

>>10334307
Fuck off newfag, we don't owe you shit.

>>10334418
I was president of my university's writing club. It was comfy. I would always do a pleb filter exercise in the first few weeks so I wouldn't have to deal with obnoxious people who have never read a book.
Personal favorite pleb filter activity:
>Give your name, your year, your major, and your favorite book. But let's keep this imteresting, nobody can repeat someone else's favorite book, so you have to come up with another.
I would always get Harry Potter in the first 4 people, and then at least 10 would blank and never come to another meeting.

>>10337624
why would people who don't like books come to the book club?

>>10335936
>google ur email
>second link is a presentation about 4chan
lol

>>10337735
what the fuck am i even looking at

also there's a phone number at the end

>>10334287
reminder that I (me) was the first to claim her.

who can compete?

>>10337735
you’re a fucking creep and i’m reporting you. all my personal info was on those presentations so why would you expose them to the board like that? youre the lowest scum on this Earth

>>10337735
you’re a fucking creep for that and for exposing all my personal info since it was on those documents hopefully i’ll get you banned here soon. please kill yourself