/lit/ - Literature

>>10213810
my diary desu

The Bible.

The Bible.

The Bible.

ignore this pls

An entire generation believes that love is indulgence and the highest form of indulgence is cum. Lonely men desire true friends. But between true friends is love, and, if love, then cum. What then? No friends, but a girlfriend. One whose qualities sit well with me, how I think, how I feel--I feel that I could be that one. And after all I make me cum.

>>10213846

Rolling

Whatever she likes as long as there is some crossover in what we read

philosophy and lit theory shit because im not very familiar with that

I don't want a partner. What I want is to be rich.

Nabokov, Proust, Rimbaud

I dated a girl that had read the entire oeuvre of Vonnegut. She was OK. Dated another girl that enjoyed young adult fiction. She was shit.

>>10213873
I wonder if a girl like that exists :\

>>10213810
Some cooking books
European and Near Eastern Myth books
Some Gardening Stuff
Books about child care

Magic realism, surrealism, Russian classics, post modern and sharing my weakness of fantasy literature.

>>10213810
>2nd rate jared leto reverse trap
No thanks.

And pic related.

>>10213943
>weakness of fantasy literature
Stop being pretentious.

Hesse, Rilke, Hemingway, Tolstoy, and the sweet-but-melancholy Japanese bunch.

It'd be nice if she listened to Grouper as well.

I can be demanding and childish because I'm not planning on even sparking conversation with a girl any time in the next five years. Brooding over exes provides me all the affection I need.

Mein Kampf

ooh some English lit like... by those ladies. Fuck I forgot what they're called Pride and Prejudice ya. Also stuff like Jane Eyre. It'd be cute to be with a girl who liked that kinda stuff...social, feminine. Good counterpoint to the autistically masculine stuff I like

>>10213966
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>>10213835
it sounds like your interested in a man

>>10213953
>can't stop if you haven't started

>>10213969
>he hasn't understood that homosexuality is the ideal

>>10213969
not them but nah senpai there is nothing more attractive than a woman with brains. she doesn't need to be watched or repeated to or helped, and she can hold up her end of a conversation. you can keep your instathots from miami, anon. give me a 6/10 who is smarter than me.

>>10213971
>he is a faggot

>>10213973
What? That has nothing to do with my post

At this point, anything. It's hard to meet girls who read when you're not in college; most girls I meet at bars/parties just end up boring me after I realize they don't have any interesting thoughts/we share no common interests.
can you sense my virginity yet?

Whatever I'm into, minus a few pieces, and then some material that I haven't read.

>>10213973
yesterday i met a cute bespectacled 18 year old who was really excited about the basis of morality and in conversation said "that's what's great about Jazz" like a complete dork and i don't even listen to jazz but i t thought it was adorable and now I can't stop thinking about her
unfortunately I'm an awkward sperg who would disappoint her

Lolita

>>10213971
I almost wish I was a faggot.

>>10214006
no shit you are an awkward sperg who disappointed her; you can't look past all her flaws and rescue her from her loneliness.

she's over there right now thinking she's an awkward sperg who would disappoint you with her pseudiness.

RESCUE HER ANON.

It doesn't really matter what books she's into, it's more important in which way she like them. I want a girl who actually reads because she likes reading, and can appreciate the books and have interested conversations about them. Not a phony who pretends to like something so she can fit in some imaginary social clique.

>>10214013
It seems like it would make life simpler in a lot of ways.

>>10213810
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ®

Literally or next to none, OP.

>>10213973
I feel for you.

Winnie the Pooh and Nancy Drew

>>10213823
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>>10213937
>>10213966

That's absolutely disgusting. Kill yourself, scum.

>>10213810
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Victor Hugo
Herman Melville
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Raymond Carver
Marilynne Robinson
Flannery O’Connor
Ernest Hemingway
William Shakespeare
George Eliot
Dante Alighieri
John Milton
Geoffrey Chaucer
Vergil
Homer

>>10214140
cuck

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
suit me up

>>10213882
anya taylor joy

>>10213846
AUHROLLO NGAFTHA KAKAKA

None. She should be there to look pretty, be a good wife, and not have any thoughts of her own.

>>10213846
roll :^))

>>10214011
you got yourself your girl right here hmu

>>10213846
COME OAN SNEK PENIS. DONT STEP ON ME REEE

>>10213810
That's clearly a guy.

Preferably Aristophanes, but I guess I'd take Sophocles as well if they're not light-hearted enough.

>>10214006
She ever heard of lip balm? Is she constantly sucking on salt rocks or something?

>>10214006
>dat dry hair
>dry skin
>dry lips

white people need to learn about lotions

>>10213846
>Serious Love
>Weenie-Mancer
Top tier.

>>10214338
Most white people don't need to dip themselves in a barrel of Vaseline twice a day to avoid taking their skin apart. This leads us to forget about it, out of sight out of mind I guess.

>>10213846
>>10213810

>>10214357
That's why white people age so poorly. Black don't crack!

>>10214361
Then explain why hispanics age faster than whites and asians slower than blacks

>>10213810

>>10213846
I am loved

>>10214391
>hispanics

You don't know what you're talking about. Salma is 49 in this pic.

>>10213832
lol
>>10213846
rollan

doujin

>>10214404
>what is shitloads of facial reconstruction surgery and make-up

I'm talking about the average latinx

she'd be illiterate

science fiction, fantasy, comicbooks, a bit of literature here and there

>>10214006
>those chapped lips
ew

>>10214361
You also seem to be forgetting the large amounts of Black people who get murdered doing dumb hoodrat shit. That definitely helps keep the average population younger.

>>10214410
Unironically this

>>10214393
>>10214415
whats the deal with girls and Lovecraft

>>10214459
They secretly desire the redpill

>>10213846
rolling

>>10213846
rollin

>>10213810
hegel, marx, joyce, sade, sacher-masoch, old testament, new testament, zizek, deleuze, kafka, any number of obscure novelists, whomever

>>10213846
Rollino

>>10213952
>>2nd rate jared leto reverse trap
So, I have finally discovered what pure, undilluted autism is, and it was literally this post.

A word of advice: If your potential girlfriend is into Plath, you need to fucking make like a tree and fuck off immediately.

>>10213810
>"partner"
This isn't doubles tennis, you fag.

>>10213810
Proust, Eliot, Hardy. She wouldn't look anything like that girl, though. Never been fond of girls who try to look bookish.

>>10213846
I must know

>>10213846
ey rollin

>>10214512
bro you are harshing my vibe

>>10214517
Love Audrey. Good choice my man. Now get away from my waifu.

>>10213846
rolli

>>10213873
>im a boy and Im into those three heavily

Am I girl?

>>10213873
/thread

>>10214538
>bro you are harshing my vibe
I am going to make your ass vibrate

>>10213810
notes from the underground

>>10213846
Roll

>>10213846
ok...

>>10213873
I can't imagine you not being a pedophile.

Nietzsche.

>>10214703
why is this elfen-capped nothingburger considered a qt? she's an id-pol brute and a brainlet. /lit/ taste has failed again.

>>10214617
don't threaten me with a good time anon

>>10214300
>>10214338
>>10214361
>>10214427
Would ya still smooch her

>>10214707
>why is this elfen-capped nothingburger considered a qt?

She is a qt faggot

>>10214723
Got a harsh slav jaw though but thats UNIQUE

>>10213846
Roll

>>10213846
roll

>>10213810
Some great ones I haven't read or even heard about.

>>10213846
...

>>10214690
Nabokov wrote stuff other than Lolita you know

>>10213846
:-)

>>10213810
my future bitch better don't read, i don't want to hear her say anything.
i like my woman stupid

>>10214288
come to Miami, I'll show you a good time

>>10214459
because it's nerdy
just show them he was a bigot and had a cat named nigger ans see them cringed

>>10214517
If you can't relate to Sylvia Plath in some way you aren't human. Plus liking something doesn't mean you have to be like the author.

>>10214803
>could you fucking not .jpg

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
roll

Mann
Proust
Cortazar
Bolaño
Rulfo
Rimbaud
Stendhal
And whoever it was that wrote my diary desu

That she would be "into books" generally, provided by "books" she does not mean "YA garbage," would be enough for me. If she had read "The Ego and Its Own," and didn't merely claim to have read it, I would consider that an overwhelmingly positive characteristic, but if she hadn't I wouldn't hold it against her.

Although I find that the specter of an "ideal partner" only serves one function, and that is to stop one from procuring a material partner.

>>10213846
let us see

>>10214803
I've had three girlfriends that each had Plath on their top 5 lists: One hang herself; the other ran away from home and me, presumably to Bermuda; and the last was interred not too long ago into a loony bin.

There's something fucky with Plath's work, and I can attest to that fact, after having read The Bell Jar myself.

>>10213846
Absurd

>>10213873
We can always dream

>>10215010
hoes need dusty, not palth

>>10215010
Is this an attempt at irony?

>>10213846
Rell

>>10213846
Role

It's less about what she reads than what she gets out of the books she reads. I could hate all the shit she likes to read but if it gives her context for great discussion, then that's fine.

>>10215087
Everything we fuckers say on /lit/ is practically copypasta fodder.

>>10214723
who dat

I just wanna meet someone who fucking at least tries to look interested on what I have to say about Morrowind and Murakami.

>>10213810
50 Shades of Gray and cookbooks. a bitch who wants to get slapped around and then make some good meals

>>10213846
mmm

>>10213846
last time i responded to these I got b&

>>10213846
Let's do this

If she can read Tropic of Cancer without getting annoyed and actually finds it funny, then she can be my qt gf. Hendersen the Rain King by Saul Bellow maybe.

>>10213846
sasasa

>>10213846
Roll from my phone

>>10213810
Can you stop posting pictures of whores for hire, please?

>Cortazar
>Jung
>Deleuze
>Lacan
>Hegel
>Woolf
>Mccullers
>Gogol

>>10215465
who the fuck is Hengel?

>>10215465
Your ideal ho is too good for you. Except for the Deleuze and Lacan, sure signs of a poser.

>>10215471
What makes you think that my ideal partner has the same interests as me? I chose some of these writers simply because it would be in interesting contrast to me. Barring some ex. Jung, Gogol, Mccullers, Cortazar, Hegel

>>10214459
He's the oldest author that appears in the normie mind. If you pretend you read and enjoy lovecraft then you might attract a smart sensitive guy unlike your ex who was such a fucking idiot piece of shit.

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
Rolling

>>10214360
Damn b what is this

Sounds like everyone in this thread wants gf's that are 75+ years old

>>10213823
>>10213830

- "Fanny Hill" Cleland
- "The Feynman Lectures" Feynman et al
- "Essays in Humanism" Einstein

>>10215536
whose qt is that

>>10215517
Yeah, pretty much. I would actually date a 70 year old just because they read Hegel

>>10215541
Audrey Hepburn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn

The Quran

>>10213846
hello roll

>>10213846
Rick rollerino

Evola

>>10213846
hmmm

>>10213846
I refuse

>>10213846
I'm above this.

>>10215541
You can't be serious

>>10213823
>>10213830
this to be honest family

>>10213846
ravioli

>>10215884
FUCK

>>10213846
K

my gf enjoys dumb stuff like bukowski, but shes also a photographer and an artist and intelligent in her own right, and I would rather have complimentary asymmetry in a relationship than perfect symmetry. she likes visual art, I play instruments, we both only dabble in literature, I enjoy philosophy and classics, she likes poetry and novels I suppose. it works

>>10213846
roll. hoping for bee wizard desu

>>10213846
roll

>>10214299
how is that clearly a guy

>>10214459
HP Lovecraft is the "OG spooky evil Cthulhu author" and feigning interest in Lovecraft helps them maintain their self-perception of being esoteric and interesting, and thus desirable.

I fell for this meme, and because my girlfriend said she liked Lovecraft in highschool I bought her a pretty nice leather bound Lovecraft Collection. I've seen her open it once, and she sure as hell didn't read all 1200 pages or however much it was. Not upset, but it showed me how surface level her, and by extension, many peoples interests are in books (which is fine I guess, there are plenty of things I have only a passing casual interest/knowledge of).

>>10213969
sounds like your not interested in grammar

>>10213846

>>10213846
ROLL LOL

>>10215979
You must be new here

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
rolling +3

>>10213813
Are you kidding me? This would be a fucking nightmare desu.

>>10214295
1) are u grill?
2) If so, where have you been all my life?

>>10213971
>>10214013
>>10214078
But pussies are cool. They self lubricate. Not like an asshole.

what makes you think my ideal partner would be into books?

>Cute /lit/ girl at my uni
>Shes being orbited by 100 guys

Not even worth it

>>10216884
Esta es una argentina trola. Está lleno.

>>10216950
This. Every time.

>>10213823
>>10213830
good shit

>>10216950
The chances of her literary aspirations being sincere are as abysmally low as the chances of any Chad's literary aspirations exhibiting a like quality. Her "passion" is likely a mere lukewarm interest she has adapted as a sexual ploy.

You will look back on your decision as an excellent one.

>>10216950

>she only responds to chads

>>10216975
At face value, she seems like a smart and interesting person. She reads and plays the piano, but I don't find it attractive when she just hangs out with a bunch of guys and cockteases all of them. With every passing day I realize more and more that Schopenhauer was right.

>>10216950
It's so depressing how do you have to be a turbo Chad to manage to get even the 6 or 7/10 cute girls.

>>10216989
Well, my point was more that both sexes use apparent literary interest as a means to display "intellectual depth" in a shamelessly materialistic manner. In my experience, men are more guilty of this than women. But the effect of this in a woman is certainly magnified when she acquires many "orbiters."

>>10216989
>she just hangs out with a bunch of guys and cockteases all of them

jesus...

>>10213846
sorry

>>10213810
mine

>>10213846
Checkum

>>10213810
Shakespeare, Dante, Cervantes

Non-philosophical, non-fiction. Highly cognitive fiction (classics, poetics, dfw and pynchon and hesse style (post)modernists).
Not Harry Potter. Not Fifty Shades of Grey. Not Ready Player One. No cutcopypaste romance novels and other such babble bullshit

>>10217190
Why is her consumption of "non-philosophical non-fiction" paramount, and what exactly do you mean by this phrase?

>>10213810
the confessions of saint augustine

>>10217190
>dfw and pynchon and hesse
ahahah those aren't even good writers, you can't even be pseud right. That. Terse. Definitive. Period placement isn't enough, should of known from the
>>10217190
>Non-philosophical

>>10217190
>dfw and pynchon and hesse
ahahah those aren't good writers, you can't even be pseud right. That. Terse. Definitive. Period placement isn't enough, should of known from the
>>10217190
>Non-philosophical

>>10217191
No Nietzsche, no Plato, no etc., you only need the gist of certain philosophies which pertain to your self, not to be well read in them

>>10217214
If you can tell me when I said they're good writers I'll agree to whatever point it is you're trying to make. I'm reading ishiguro right now and he's much smoother than them to read, yet I didn't state him. So was Melville, but yet he's contained within the classics. It's my preference, go tickle your own ass and stop trying to poke at mine

>>10217224
>No Nietzsche, no Plato, no etc., you only need the gist of certain philosophies which pertain to your self, not to be well read in them

>>10217235
You're right, I'll get so wrapped up in philosophy that the only other people I can even remotely discuss my psyche and personality with are other people utterly wrapped in philosophical blankets.

Anon, it's why aphorisms exist. All lives are rinse wash repeat, no need to literally walk the line of another thoughts when I can generalize my agreement with them. Have fun being -patrician-

>>10217190
>>10217252
confirmed: fiction is for children

>>10217252
>Anon, it's why aphorisms exist. All lives are rinse wash repeat

The truism to end all truisms: all truisms are true. This is actually a brilliantly perverse line of thinking. Have you considered writing a self-help book?

Im so lonely lads

>>10217224
>No Nietzsche, no Plato, no etc., you only need the gist of certain philosophies which pertain to your self
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about

>>10217274
judging from your taste you are almost gay anyway, so just get a bf its easier

>>10217190
you have shit taste

>>10217277
my tastes vary from tall skinny model type girls to thicc jewish girls like pic related, lad. don't judge me based on one pic

whips and chains excite me

my ideal woman reads whatever she's into

>>10217224
Ishiguro is contemporary garbage and Melville is an overrated American who doesn't make it near the top 15 of the western canon. Poets are considered writers anon, and they embarrass most novelists

>>10217283
>dose eyes
>dose hips
>dat manly chin that would be passed to my male progeny

>>10217274
You'd better be tall if you're gonna post some giraffe lady

>>10213846
Rollololol hahahehe

>>10217283
>that
>thick

There are millions of skinny tall twinks that would fit your bill

>>10217302
I'm 6'0 which isn't exactly tall but not short either and have hooked up with a girls who were 5'11" as well as a girl who was 6'1 who was skinny af. Thank god for all the tall hot chicks in NYC.

>>10217295
Her insta is @clairegeist shes so damn hot. It's funny I actually have seen her in person a while ago at a Mac Demarco concert

>>10217315
i don't like men/twinks. You do you nigga

>>10213846
ok

tfw no athletic aryan gf to BLACK.

>>10217321
No, I like women who look like women

>>10217331
>fake ass
>fake tits
>dyed hair
>makeup
actually it looks like you like women who look like realdolls

>>10217331
oops I posted one with a fucked up face, this one is better

>>10217333
You never seen a big ass and titties before anon? Those are only medium sized anyway.

I feel sorry for you senpai

>>10217343
>didn't even confront the fact that they're fake
you're plugged into the simulacra
no hope for you senpai
HIDE PLUGGED-IN THREADS
REPORT PLUGGED-IN POSTERS
DELETE PLUGGED-IN POSTS

>>10217275
How's your life going?

>>10217326
only athletic men can be attractive. it is literally impossible for a man to be attracted to an athletic woman

>>10217270
Only for the clinically depressed to not commit suicide and instead spend their lives helping others

>>10217331
>REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE HOW I LIKE THEM

k den.

>>10217349
Fake butts arent even a thing, are you one of those 4chan schizoids?

You think these are fake too?

And these >>10217336 ?

>>10217355
cool very wrong opinion. Not my fault you're a weak bitch who can't handle an athletic female

>>10217359
That thing literally looks like a trap on its first round of hormones

>>10217364
Cool opinion. Not my fault you have shit taste in women and books.

>>10217370
Very nice lips

>>10217370
I can tell you are upset lol

>>10217290
Wow, it's like, I don't fucking care what you think; and you're still objectively wrong considering /pol/ is the infowars of lesser social media

>>10217336
my ideal woman. it's too bad i'm too ugly and too much of a loser to ever be with someone like that.

>>10217362
no you are the fag here. let me give you a rundown:
>athletic males have literally perfect bodies (not gay, it's just the objective truth.) perfect jawlines, perfect abs, perfect ass. everything about them signals a healthy mate. it's still gay to like them if you're a dude, but at least you're not sexually confused.
>unathletic males have subpar bodies. no one is attracted to them unless they're a pedo or mentally ill. literally everything about them, from their pale skin to their weak backs, is naturally unattractive to humans.
>unathletic females have perfect bodies. males are naturally attracted to underweight females because it means their babies won't have to travel through a lot of fat in pregnancy.
>athletic females are a mishmash of male characteristics and female characteristics. dudes who like them are probably gay and don't know it

>>10217377
Im the total opposite. Im in laying bed listening to a podcast shitposting on /lit/ with my peers.

>>10217386
stop reading at
>no you

I ain't reading all that shit nigga. Im attracted to athletic girls.

Suck my dick from the back bitch boy

>>10217358
The devil take the serious character of these people! That they understand no more of IRONY, than this-

>>10217396
lol okay bro I'm going LOCAD

>>10217396
why are niggers so aggressively stupid? Unlike the aboriginal australian, philipino and indian the negroe is proud of his own idiocy

or maybe you are a wigger which is even worse

>>10217396
>stop reading at
>>no you

A wise decision, I read it and it's just a lengthy projection of his own physical insecurities. He is, indeed, "probably the gay one."

>>10217386
>males are naturally attracted to underweight females because it means their babies won't have to travel through a lot of fat in pregnancy.
????????????????????????????????

>>10217405
>>10217413
wypipo get so easily butthurt on this website. yall lil niggas are so autistic lmao. Adam Lanza headass.

come get ur chicken tendies faggot

>>10217360
>>10217359
>>10217396
we posting qts now

>>10217422
It's a known fact. Fat chicks also have fattier milk and it's harder to suck through the fat nipples.

>>10217424
yep its a wigger


Dont you feel ashamed, you should know that pretending to be a nigger online is actually very bad for your psyche and not worth a few laughs

>>10217427
Reading Goethe's writing I was a little disappointed

>>10217418
see you a real nigga thats why. That nigga is so upset I enjoy a slightly different version of female form LMAo

>>10217428
Go to ethiopia to pick up some malnourished women

>>10217427
you like neotenized girls? Pleb

>>10217435
He seems to be more of a historical figure than good novelist or poet

>>10217439
I would be easy to amongst all that BBC. It's well known women subconsciously hate big penis because the sperms have to travel through all that cock to reach the bagina.

>>10214140
Faggot

>>10217440
Both Holderlin and Schiller were better poets no doubt, and Goethe is completely outmatched relative to the philosophy of his era

I have goons in Bayridge faggot, where you live @ you flyover state ass nerd.

You probably read John Green you melt

>>10217439
>you like neotenized girls?
Keep your biology words to yourself would you

>>10217449
do you really expect us to believe that a "gangsta" browses a literature board on 4chan at 1am?

>>10217450
Its pleb tier, could create good peasant stock for my kids to command though

actually, some of your pics look like legit 13 year olds....

>>10217457
bruh, we in 2017 fuck you mean. I'll fuck you til you love me faggot

>>10217398
The new irony is being genuine

>>10217457
>actually, some of your pics look like legit 13 year olds
Oh no- you know girls these days with their makeup and what have you, besides it's an idealized aesthetic, what's there to phenomenal representation really. That's why 2d is better than three, more freedom of form, you just lose a human component that grounds the figure, but that can be a good thing if it abstracts it even more, like distilling the beauty

>>10213846
rolling

>>10217493
Dude, you are too far gone. Put down your books, get away from your screens, spend a year living out of your comfort zone. Then try and come back. I'd say you'd laugh at yourself, but at this point you'd probably just be embarrassed

>>10217502
No thanks I like it here, comfy all tucked away

>>10217511
Time turns all minds against themselves or inside out. In an odd way the discomfort of a life filled with chance grows to comfort through a sense of progression whereas your regression will calcify your bones to a painful dysfunction of lock-joint stillness

>>10213810
The Greeks. Nabokov. The Tale of Genji. Dostoevsky. Cervantes.
Basically anything that's not YA or magazines or James Patterson tier. Unfortunately, I live in Australia and all the men who read are SJWs, and even they are an extreme minority in a anti-intellectual shit hole country.

>>10213810
Kundera
Beckett
Celine
Sylvia Plath
Borges

>>10217540
Heya how's the litracy goin' mate? Heard ya hoverin' at 48%. Can't read a medicine bottl. Bad, innit mate?

>>10213810
My ideal partner would be interested in economics, intelligence theory, augmented reality, and ethics with regard to human augmentation in the workplace. Previous partners were interested in: 1) Yaoi and 2) Lonely Planet and veganism and 3) Queer/women's lit. Only 2 was marriage material.

>>10217642
>Heya how's the litracy goin' mate? Heard ya hoverin' at 48%. Can't read a medicine bottl. Bad, innit mate?
Close, but you should definitely say 'G'day' if you want to really twist the knife.

>>10213846
r-r-r-rolling

>>10217650
Knife? G'Day ain't a knoife...?

THIS IS A KNOIFE.

>>10213846
Give it to me mommy

>>10216989
Schopenhauer and Turgenev

>>10216989
>She reads and plays the piano

I've honestly never met a remotely attractive white girl who can play the piano well

You can learn to read sheet music and play fur elise in a fortnight, that's a meme

None honestly. Id hate for my sex demon to read

I would despise her for saying “who?” when i say Stirner. I would hate the fact she only has heard of The Stranger (“by that Cam Us guy right”) because her friend was forced to read it in english lit.

Women have shit taste in books 9/10 times, id rather her focus on things that matter like how little she fights when i choke her rather than omg Fifty Shades of Gray was hot babe we should totally do this

Bitch what the fuck do you think I do when you’re getting choked and beaten?

>>10217717
That's a wee bit edgy lad.

>>10213846
Rollo

>>10217703
I kek'd hard.

>>10213846
>>10213846
>>10213846
Rolo™

>>10217192
fag

facebook

>>10213846

I want her to be smart, but not to make me feel like a complete th king idiot. A good book recommendation every so often would be great

>>10213846
roll

Classical poetry and graduate level texts on proof theory.

>>10213873
This seems like one of the more realistic ones in this thread. Why are people saying it's unlikely? My gf likes 2 of the 3.

Why would your gf need to share your taste in lit? That sounds narcissistic, like you want to fuck yourself in a pretty dress. I only care that she reads and reads stuff written before the 20th century.

>>10213846
im a sucker for these

>>10217336
i'm normally into emaciated white girls but god damn

>>10217336

get thee behind me, temptress.

>>10213823
>>10213830
Christ. Orthodoxy. Bible. Chastity. Motherhood. Veils.

harry potter

foucault

>>10213846
Rolla

>>10213846
Rollio

>>10213846
rolln

>>10213846
reelin

>>10213846
better not be cat

I know too many /lit/ girls but nobody enjoys books about christian mysticism or obscure futurist writers.

>>10217360
Fake butts are real you idiot

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
ok

>>10218293
Sometimes I wish I was a faggot.

>>10218361
By definition they are not.

>>10213810
analytic philosophy
epistemology books
math textbooks
physics textbooks
chemistry and engineering textbooks
russian lit

>>10213823
THIS
Honestly give me a woman that hasn't indulged in the perversion, exhibitionist and degeneracy that this generation encourages and taints the human soul with

>>10213846
roll

>>10218485
Sweet Mary, Mother of God, Conceived Immaculate: I am so glad I have ceased interacting with any persons in my own, or in the younger, generation. This is the kind of thing that I have nightmares about

Why are you fuckers always into little girls or, at best, childlike women? Genuine question, why is this such a prevalent preference for 'intellectuals' and for 4chan types?

>>10213846
Roll

>>10218998
How the fuck should we know? Do you know why you're attracted to who you are? No, it's an innate part of you. Anyway, ask /tv/, they're full on pedos.

>>10213846
Roll

>>10218998
I like older women, but they themselves prefer older men.

>>10218998
Female beauty peaks at 18

>>10213846
this ones for the butter

>>10218485
>>10218976

If you're the kind of uber-faggot who would send those texts, you'd 100% deserve it.

>>10218131
you 'n' me both m8

>childlike women
What do you even mean?

I don't like whales or old hags, that's for sure.

>>10213846
rolling lol

>>10213846
Siiiiiigh

>>10213846
rolling

>>10213856
roll

>>10213810
Something with large dense pages so she doesn't have to move too much while I'm using her back as a table for reading lewd comics.

>>10219034
minus 3

>>10213846
ROLLANDO

>>10213846
tador

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
roll 4 fun

>>10218998
It's the perfect feminine aesthetic anon I wouldn't expect some mongrel dictated by sensuous lust to understand what it means to appreciate such a delicate and transient form

obscure shit I don't know about but would be interesting to discover thanks to her, and would lend me a little hand into her innermost self.

>>10213846
roll

>>10213846
roll

>>10217336
>Persian princess
Are all Iranians/Persians really fucking hot? Went to school with pic related, she grew massive tits after school, which I barely knew of til now.

>>10220674
>nose ring
DROPPED. bitch you ain't xerxes

>>10220679
Thanks for reminding me of that ahistorical soft gay porn

>>10220686
no problem my free greek