/lit/ - Literature

Probably Babyfucker or something like that

>>10161672
theres no interest, fuck off

>>10161679
post it? don't want that on my search history. But by edgy I am mean hatred for every human who ever lived and something that really says "fuck people, all their motivations are terrible. die"

>>10161686
Edginess is next to godliness.

>>10161672

>>10161687

Blood Meridian if you're talking misanthropy with some sort of artistic merit. Otherwise just find some torture porn online written by a pervert who gets off to raping babies or something.

>>10161708
BM is on my bookshelf. Perhaps I should take a gander.

>>10161672
Lets see it, why are you holding if youre so edgy, just post it already

>>10161679
>>10161687
For sale. Baby. Never fucked.

>>10161830
What are you but coiled maggots, consuming carcasses with contorted countenances? Your precious God has given you 80 miserable years to rot on this shitball which orbits a flickering light destined to extinguish. Just about enough time to see the light, that light being the indisputable nature of the darkness which fills the universe and your hearts. There is no ocean deeper than, no philosophy truer than, and no court of law as just as my hatred for you. You may snigger at me. You may call me an edgelord. You may even realise the seriousness of my words and feel a primal, sobering fear. But you will NEVER understand what got me to this point or where exactly this point even is. It lies on no axis you operate according to the rules of. I am the spirit of the void.

Dead eyes and a mind alive with suffering, for that is all dead eyes are symptomatic of, I walk your streets and watch the vermin. The human sludge that feeds off its own shit and piss. Grand ideals and high-minded philosophy rattling around vacuous heads, heads desperate to find meaning where there is none to be found. You toil in vain. You love not what you create but what you destroy. In this life you will be ground to dust, crushed by the weight of your own sins. Satan’s throne is cold with malice. His trident is red with the blood of righteousness. There will be no mercy for you.

>>10161838
this is very bad

>>10161823
Damn. Reading some quotes from this. Guy was an edgy genius. He makes me feel so dumb. He is expressing what I feel better than I can.

>>10161838
Run of the mill /b/ copypasta is edgier than that

>>10161838
>anime villain fanfiction tier edge

>>10161672
"Dirty" Dan " The man with the plan to get her in the van. Thick as a beer can. Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed. Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand? I can tell you're fan. I am a legend on 4chan. Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan." "Rough rider. Large hardon collider. Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter. If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider

>>10161838
>babby's first edge from someone who just watched taxi driver
Sad.
Second paragraph is less bad though

>>10161866
lol

>>10161838
Burst out laughing within the first 10 words. You should be a comedian, anon.

OP here.

I want to get into Satanism. I'm not some edgy teenager. I am merely observing reality and drawing conclusions; conclusions without the need to cower behind lofty pretensions of intellectual enlightenment. How do I join a church of Satan?

>>10161866
Don't call me that

bump

>>10161879
Ask your dad so he can disown you for being a homo and a pseud.

>>10161908
>implying i have a dad
>implying homo is bad
>implying anyone who isn't a satanist is akin to a giggling schoolgirl or psued

>>10161918
*isn't akin

OP here

I laugh at your replies. Everything you think makes you better than me is actually what makes you inferior to me.

>>10161930
I am Satan. Ama.

>>10161879
The Church of Scientology will set you right.

>>10161930
edgy

>>10161672
the words on this magic the gathering trading card

this is an unjustifiably funny thread

>>10161672
>edgiest thing ever written

Vagina Monologs

>>10162333
no it isn't

>>10161838
Go back to /r9k/, you massive loser

>>10161838
What are your thoughts on the season finale of rick and morty?

>>10161879
Read this

>I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep. You may have heard of me.

>>10162379
k-k-kvothe?

>>10162426
*blows in behind you*
*unsheathes lute*
psshhh... nothing personnel... kid...

>>10161836
top kek

>>10162368
Is this satanism for ants?

>>10162451
Just google the phrase at the top, dummy
That's the 95 theses
Best way for a quick guide into satanism

>>10161838
I hope this ends up as a pasta

>>10161672

How about AM from I have no Mouth and I must Scream?

>>10161879
>I want to get into Satanism.
>I'm not some edgy teenager.

What are you but coiled pasta, consuming ravioli with zigzag edges? Your precious Salsa has given you 4 spicy condiments to flavour this meatball which orbits a glistening fork destined to satiate. Just about enough time to see the mouth, that mouth being the indisputable entry to the stomach which is filled with the pasta and your secret recipy. There is no ocean deeper than, no philosophy truer than, and no court of law as just as my hunger for you. You may give me a napkin. You may call me a hungry boy. You may even realise the seriousness of my words and feel a primal, sobering giggle. But you will NEVER understand what got me to this restaurant or where exactly this restaurant even is. It lies on no street you normally drive on. I am the spirit of the munchies.

Pumpkin pies and a turkey filled with stuffing, for that is all pumpkin pies are symptomatic of, I walk your streets and watch the dinner tables. The beef stew that floats on its own juice and gravy. Carrot cakes and high-fructuose gravy sloshing around vacuous throats, tongues desperate to find filling where there is none to be found. You ask for seconds in vain. You love not what you cook but what you devour. In this life you will be diabetic, crushed by the weight of your own calves. The cook's kitchen is warm with ovens. His wooden spoon is red with the sauce of deliciousness. There will be no desert for you.

>>10164204
>desert
it was almost perfect, anon. almost perfect.

>>10161838
I liked it.

>>10161672
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/2/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I once wrote Rick and Morty anal vore fan fiction ironically

The 120 Days of Sodom is the quintessential edgelord work.

>>10164353
kek

>>10162355
was shit

>>10161838
liked the first paragraph. really hits that rick n morty feel.