/lit/ - Literature

>>10161253
Dreams.

Like last night. I dreamt that we were trying to break someone out of prison (a holding cell in the sheriff's office), so we attached a cable to the grate on the window to a car outside, but some cops came and wouldn't fucking cut with the chatter. Just talking about weather and shit, while 4 people are standing around some shitty fucking golf while a cable attached to the back attached to the window where our boss was sitting and then they sat on the cable! Like, you know how kids will sometimes sit on chains if they're thick enough? Like that, except I'm thinking "oh god, we can't do this now, the friction will cut these dipshit cops in half!" so we finally just manage to chase the cops off, when we floor it, and pull the entire window out of it's setting, except boss doesn't climb out the window, she walks out with another one of the crew out the front door, and I'm yelling about how maybe if we're going to use shit like this as a distraction, we should wait until everybody is IN THE FUCKING CAR.

Then, my second dream was that there was this new reality tv show where they knock out these stressed out workers and then dump them in the woods, on the shore of this really beautiful lake. Like, maybe too beautiful? Because it was so blue and warm looking in the middle of this pine forest that I'm remembering that lakes like that are poisonous and there are deer at the far end, wading into the water and I'm remembering that even if you see deer enjoying something, that doesn't mean shit because there's substances poisonous to humans that deer are fine with, and after a couple more people are dumped, I'm like, "I really don't think this is legal." and people working on the show are like "no, no it's fine. they'll feel better." and I'm like, "mmmmm!" so anyway, aliens start coming out of the trees- big, tall, gray naked. And it's really creepy, right? Except it turns out it's not aliens at all, it's people dressed up as aliens, gate crashing the show because they think being assholes is funny. But they get WAY too into it, and start getting really aggressive to the point that we're hostages, and they're getting dangerous. So I'm like, "This is definitely fucking illegal," and I'm PISSED. So I find this stick, thin and green, but with this huge knot on the end and I'm whipping it around my head, just slamming it into people's faces. They're trying to defend themselves, or threaten me, but I'm just whapping the shit out of these fuckheads with my wooden morning-star.

Anyway, I'm thinking of maybe printing a big book of dreams or some shit.

Yesterday i dreamt that i landed a job in australia at a cafe. I picked up a chick with a bunch of friends and she became my girlfriend. At the back of the cafe was a big dining hall where i ended up having a threesome with my gf and one asian friend of hers.
>shitwascash
After the threesome i was stabbed and killed by a group of russian construction workers.
>shitwascash
Then i woke up. Thank you for listening

>>10161253
Ideas present themselves and I write them because otherwise I'd forget them. Not very often do you get the same idea twice, so save them.

>>10161527
>i was stabbed and killed by a group of russian construction workers
Hot
one time I killed a bunch of people with an axe and then this guy walked in, and it was really tense because he was totally a serial killer too, but the asshole kind that was going to black mail me.

I'm a serial killer a lot in my dreams, and it's very stressful.

>>10161253
Books.

Life, thinking, art, drugs...

>>10161253
My experiences, some books, some podcasts, rarely discussions with others.

>>10161253
I make threads asking how anons get their ideas. When they start giving examples I just steal 'em. It's like I don't even care.

>>10161291
You say that that's your dream, but I bet you actually dream about big juicy cocks.

>>10161656
>You say that that's your dream, but I bet you actually dream about big juicy cocks
You say that, but one time I dreamt I was raped by a bunch of sharks and dolphin men in the throne room of a giant underwater palace. Sometimes I think about how I was choking and crying and get a little aroused.

>>10161700
stop drinking that gay ass fiji water anon

>>10161656
>>10161710
I don't know who Norm is, but I have a feeling I know everything about his personality and political alignment and I am deeply offended by him and his jowls.

>>10161253
Under bridges.

what a shitty fucking question

>>10161722
thats the point

>>10161806
It works on the show but here it's pointless and not /lit/ related.

>>10161656

>>10161253
from the trashcan of ideology desu