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Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:43:05 2010 No.1012134 [DELETED]

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How is this a belt if it doesn't span coast to coast?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:44:05 2010 No.1012137 because the average american is so fat their stomach slides over their belt, thus from the side you can only see half of the belt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:50:05 2010 No.1012150 I believe New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California are now apart of the belt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:51:05 2010 No.1012153 >>1012150 No, no SoCal, I don't want them beaners and niggers in my bible belt, damn it. They're immoral.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:52:05 2010 No.1012157 What belt is this, the bible belt? Because I'm pretty sure that contains a lot of the midwest as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:52:05 2010 No.1012158 What belt is this? The belt of morbidly obese white trash knuckle draggers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 03:56:05 2010 No.1012164 I live in Oklahoma and I'm not offended. Granted there is a lot of religious people about, there's this common misconception that the entire midwest is nothing but hicks n' sticks, in which it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:00:05 2010 No.1012175 File: 85 KB, 800x700, gw_stupid_face20copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1012134 >your face when its not a completely literal metaphor

>>	Isuckdicks !58b1vphCfo Fri Aug 6 04:01:05 2010 No.1012177 It's a belt because it cover's Florida, America's dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:04:05 2010 No.1012189 >>1012177 im100%okwiththis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:05:05 2010 No.1012190 >>1012177 lol the tip is hanging out

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:07:05 2010 No.1012196 I'm willing to bet there's as many christfags per captia in the bible belt as there as anywhere else in the nation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:09:05 2010 No.1012199 >>1012196 or the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:10:05 2010 No.1012201 >>1012196 The Bible Belt refers to a specific kind of Christfaggotry, that of Evangelical Protestants

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:11:05 2010 No.1012203 File: 126 KB, 450x373, you just went full retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1012199 >or the world

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:13:05 2010 No.1012209 >>1012201 I'm in Tulsa Oklahoma - there's as many catholics, penecostals, mormons, baptists, as protestan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:13:05 2010 No.1012210 File: 50 KB, 400x314, d_salt.startrails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] John Hodgeman is really funny Chuck Klosterman too David Sedaris is fucking hillarious google "David sedaris black men" fantastic fucking essay

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:14:05 2010 No.1012211 >>1012203 So there's a place with a higher percentage of christfags?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:15:05 2010 No.1012212 If you lived there, you'd realize the belt is your father's every time you did something 'blasphemous'

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:15:05 2010 No.1012213 >>1012211 no, but the majority of the world has much fewer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:16:05 2010 No.1012214 >>1012164 Nobody cares, ya hick; it takes a hick to know a hick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:16:05 2010 No.1012215 >>1012209 Typical metropolitan, thinks everything is like his city

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:19:05 2010 No.1012224 File: 115 KB, 500x391, godbless.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the real bible belt. pic related. belt is represented by red, white, blue, and sparkles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:19:05 2010 No.1012225 >>1012215 I know this is not the case, just like how a lot of people from the East seem to think it's nothing but cows and trailer parks on dirt roads out here

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:21:05 2010 No.1012228 >>1012224 California is hardly God's country.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:21:05 2010 No.1012229 >>1012211 How about Italy, dumbfuck? Or Mexico, and Spain for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:23:05 2010 No.1012233 >>1012224 All the states with gay marriage legalized are excluded from that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:24:05 2010 No.1012235 >>1012229 Brazil here. There are more Christians here then in America, I promise you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:24:05 2010 No.1012236 This is a troll thread and has nothing to do with literature. Don't feed the trolls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:25:05 2010 No.1012238 >>1012236 Who cares, troll?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:30:05 2010 No.1012249 Christians need to die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:32:05 2010 No.1012255 >>1012229 lol. Spain is about as Christian as Scandinavia. Who's a dumbfuck again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 04:35:05 2010 No.1012264 File: 19 KB, 240x249, media_preview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 05:15:36 2010 No.1012344 >>1012255 You are for not researching, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 6 05:17:03 2010 No.1012349 >>1012255 The American Christian is a particular and on the whole, obnoxious breed.