/lit/ - Literature

>>10120646
hehe she a woman and inferior to us as white men. This now is woman hate thread :) post goodreads women being idiotic about literature

are you a grill?

>>10120646
>lolita
>lesbian
>repetitive
rare female autist. same as the seen NGE once a month animu fans who want pure waifu. invite her to summer camp if you're a dyke too.

>>10120654
no

>>10120653

>>10120656
how's your trap game?

>>10120656
this thread just got a lot less interesting.

>>10120664
fucking beta

>>10120660
uhh, not very good. I'm a rather bearish guy.

>>10120665
keep telling yourself that

>>10120667
lesbians go for that right?

>>10120646
>He doesn't reread his favourite work of literature
What the fuck mang, why would you not? Are you on a rush to read as many books as possible? Don't you ever re-listen to a song you like? Also once a year is not even that much, I reread Leopardi's Cantos at least once a month.

>>10120664
She is still at my apartment, so I you guys want I could ask her more questions.

>>10120671
ask her if the carpet matches the drapes

>>10120671
"Do you want to go to summer camp with me, Dolores?"

>>10120670
I reread books, but she does it every year. I generally wait a few years before rereading a book.

>>10120673
I know it doesn't, she has bright green hair.

>>10120675
You sure you aren't gay, bro?

>>10120678
that isn't important.

>>10120671
>Do you want to come to my room and read The Enchanter? It's the shorter, earlier, work Nabokov based most of Lolita on; it will only take a short while.
If she says yes, you have to run out of the room just when she finishes it.

>>10120646
hehehe she hasn't read the books I have what a brainlet i am superior

>>10120685
Claims to like Russian lit and hasn't read anything else.

a retarded opening post outdone by even worse replies, great thread

>>10120683
I haven't read it, is basically lolita the porno?

>>10120695
we're going to get him to humbert a little lesbian autist nabokov fan, what's wrong with that? it's art, if you ask me.

>>10120699
No, it's very innocent. Slightly Kafkaesque. It's really more a metaphor for the failures and unrelenting destruction of the soul under communism. It's a shorter Russian work he only translated after Lolita was huge in English.

>>10120705
>Slightly Kafkaesque

>>10120703
To be fair she'd be apt to fuck one of the other lesbians that me, also she isn't that attractive.

>>10120717
Communism has a lot of bureaucracy problems. I didn't make Russia like that.
>>10120721
Humbert doesn't fuck her. Read more/better.

>>10120703
I just want him to ask her a retarded question and tell us how she reacts. even better if he tries to concoct some convoluted bullshit story and entertains us instead of actually doing something that is liable to get him arrested by the latter-day Cromwells in the Anti-Sex League

>>10120724
I only glanced at the post, I thought you said hump.

>>10120726
>Anti-Sex League
this is a Nabokov thread, please don't speak to me

>>10120729
I've never read more than a sentence of Nabok in my life and I'll talk to whomever I please, Mr. Thought Police.

>>10120727
not all humping is fucking, anon, but don't worry, we're not going to send you to >>>/co/ for her yet.

ask her how you get eyelashes out of your eye.

>>10120738
it's why you're so fucking shit you don't even know. the green haired lesbian is more /lit/ than you. read more of the starter chart

>>10120743
>starter chart
You can surely tell me which one is the official one, right?
I'll stick to my Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Ernest Cline, and George Orwell. Homage to Catalonia/Down and Out in London and Paris, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, Ready Player one--I don't need anything else.

>>10120749
Most of those authors would be disappointed in you for reasons that the other people in the starter chart at your level could explain to you.
I believe Fahrenheit 451, originally published in the first edition of Playboy is on it. Go read it. Do it for Hef, you ignorant maggot.

>>10120753
I'm pretty sure Hugh Hefner was gay but whatever, man

>>10120753
I read Fahrenheit 451 and I thought it was awful, like 1984 but kind of disjointed and incoherent, though maybe it was a bad translation

delete /lit/

>>10120782
take my board
please!Q

Having to deal with females makes me glad I'm gay, fuck me. These people are so cunty. God. Also what happened to this thread while I was gone?

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>>10120830
What are you going on about? Give tldr please.

>>10120852
it's how they put the figs in the fig rolls

>>10120852
once upon a time there was a small town on the edge of a large country. this was around the turn of one century or another, sometime during hte industrila revolution, when the service industry was expanding rapidly, like a comestible cancer. in this town the people had an ancestral reicpe for making fig pies. one day a man, a[pie mogul, came from the metropolitan urban center of this large country (

>>10120653
>>10120685
sage no one cares
shit thread

>>10120790
>generalising an entire gender
Wew

>>10120913
typical homosexual, amirite?

>>10120682
fucking lol'd.

>>10120678
also laughed picturing a bright neon green, unkempt bush slipping out from under low-cut, high-waisted jean shorts with 90's style stained denim. She here also has a mullet

>>10120915
He called his own mom a cunt

>>10120790
Dude I can hear your lisp through your post

>>10120958
A bit more charity man, the trio of them are just so catty and self-righteous.

>Be me
>fucking gay /lit/ browsing roomate brings gay /lit/ friends over
>one loves death in venice
>says he rereads it at least once a year
>oh god I wonder why (not saying it isn't good)
>she goes on about how much he loves german lit
>ask her about german authors
>hasn't read anything else by Mann
>hasn't read any goethe, nietzsche, Heine
>just Mein Kampf
I don't fucking get guys why do people do shit like this?

>>10121031
>tfw no lorelei gf
Heine doesn't get shilled enough here

>>10121031
fucking botched

>>10120749
>being this obviously bait.

>>10120653
Upboated my fellow /r/incel friend :^)

>>10120646
Lesbians are pedos, this is common knowledge.

>>10120693
There's more to russian lit than Tolstoyevsky and the hack you mentioned in the OP. Just because you have only read the greatest hits, doesn't mean that she hasn't read any russian lit. Maybe you've read more, or she actually doesn't like any other russian lit, but you're this much of a moron that can't make an accurate shitty thread. Fuck yourself and step your posting game up, instead of shitting the board with your lesbian fantasies. And if you're actually this much of a faggot and this retarded thread isn't a fantasy, then you need to learn how to greentext properly. Fucking retard.