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10110699 No.10110699 [Reply] [Original]

You just won the nobel prize. What do the committee cite as the reason you won.

>> No.10110705

I'm the first half-white president.

>> No.10110711

To Anon, for his timeless explanation of the personal and intrapersonal human condition in a post communist environment.

>> No.10110714

For his outstanding, pioneer contribution to present-day poetry

>> No.10110722 [DELETED] 

>>10110699
>we are proud to give the award, for the first time, to a neurodiverse writer

>> No.10110871

>>10110699

For his excellence in shitposting which so totally confounded and flummoxed the martial sensibilities of men, that rather than make war, they lost their resolve, threw up their hands, went home, and watched television instead.

>> No.10110878

>>10110699
Anon, for his diary desu.

>> No.10111243

To anon, for his comedic yet psychological novels which encapsulate the tide of contemporary youth

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10111750

>>10111243
for being anti-reddit

>> No.10111909

>>10110699
To Yitzhak Bergmann, for typing the word ''Nigger'' for 278 pages and then an 89 page typo-ridden sex scene about how Hitler did nothing wrong and neither did Stalin.

>> No.10112003

For his transcendental and Kafkaesque musings in the now classic "My diary Desu".

>> No.10113323

For posting on a Cancer Tier board, where people who don't like each other hate on books they've never read.

>> No.10114674

I'm Bob Dylan and they just got bored and it was just a prank bro!

>> No.10114841

-for pushing the world's most powerful man to end his life.

>> No.10115155

For writing the great greentext novel

>> No.10115158

>>10110699
For (you).

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>>10110699
My genitals smell like new baby and fine cuban cigars

>> No.10115168

>>10110699
Created a new secular religion that doesn't revolve around gods, but around the meaning of life and death and why humanity's future is important to the propagation of eternity.