/lit/ - Literature

>>10096039
Chicks get WET for Anaïs Nin erotica

>>10096039
The only things that will help any man get a GF are money and abs.

>>10096039
Why would you want to attract the attention of a woman?

>>10096187
Because they're cute, warm, soft and will kiss you

>>10096039
if you're 6'2 180 at 10% body you could pick up chicks wearing a banana hammock reading the lyrics to the fresh prince theme song

>>10096039
Go
To
The
Gym

>>10096417
>>10096226
>This is what /fit/ actually believes
I workout 5 days a week for aesthetics and health, but any girl worth loving will go for the charming dyel over an autistic lifter every time

>>10096516
Kay, but you realize they can have both, right?

Like, those aren't actually in as short a supply as you would like to think.

>>10096039
I got you.

>To Kill a Mockingbird
>Jane Austen
>Bronte, but you have to figure out if she’s the Jane Eyre type or the Wuthering Heights type. If they love one they hate the other.
>e.e. cummings
>Byron
>The Diary of Anne Frank
>Dostoevsky
>Tolstoy but only Anna Karenina
>Just Kids by Patti Smith (works every time)
>Joan Didion
>Raymond Carver esp. What We Talk About When We Talk About Love
>Camus if you’re a kind soul, If you’re a bad boy it’s insufferable

Avoid strong opinions on Dickens, Orwell, Melville or Hemingway. Women generally do not understand them. Tread carefully with professing a love for Steinbeck. Don’t read any thrillers or crime novels.

>>10096225
They are hardly any of these.

>>10096516
Some people will never realize that being super built and fit will never fix their faces lol

If you're ugly and fat, and you lose weight you're still ugly.

>>10096516
>>10096226
This is what the life pleb thinks. However, there is a rune like tune that reads like this: A brim of the brow, a turn of the eye, a pinch of the nose, a mouth of the shy. Seek what you sight, and cull what you cry, but never you'll find, the glow of the brie.

>>10096590
I DON'T GET IT

>>10096225
So are dogs, and neets.

>>10096555
What's the difference between the Jane Eyre and Withering Heights types? Which should I pursue?

>>10096555
Trips
What about the greeks, could I get a run of the mill undergrad into Sappho or is that lame?

>>10096417
>>10096516

Gym culture is absolutely toxic as for books to impress girls I'd say any Nabokov really.

>>10096624
Jane Eyre types - want to feel like they fell in love because of logic, like thinking you are kind and a good person and respectful

Wuthering Heights types - want to fall in love because it’s fated and shit. True love etc etc

>which should I pursue?
Whichever is the more attractive.

>>10096652
If she already likes some of the Greeks then yeah. Otherwise no.

>>10096039
It will eventually, perhaps even the right girl for /you. The key is actually to love what youre doing, and to be where the love of such things is shared. Also, fuck modern times. Aim for love.

>>10096039
Girls like entry level stuff (Vonnegut, PKD, Camus, etc) and Jane Austen

>>10097329
also learn to draw, if you can't

>>10097332
Why? I don't think I'll ever be good at drawing desu