/lit/ - Literature

>>10052013
hot

Fuck why aren't houses designed like this anymore?

>>10052013
fpbp. on topic and 100% accurate

>>10052047
because nobody wants a cocksucker pink colored house

>>10052047
Cause it's ugly watchu mean

>>10052013
what the fuck

>>10052098
Pink is cool desu. Almost as cool as purple.
>>10052099
But I wanna be in the Addams Family.

Unironically I love these houses, they're so cool. They're so distinctly American that they equally remind me of the Wild West and the urban east coast, they're also spooky.

>>10052099
Pleb.

>>10052009
That's not a cottage

>>10052013
Why is it even legal to sell dildos that big? That guy's anus is never going to be right again. He's gonna be shitting himself in 15 years tops

bump

>>10052013
is this the highest level of esoteric grammatolgy?

>>10052013
(You)
>>10052047
It's not (((modern))) enough
>>10052098
>>10052099
kys urselfs
>>10052226
this

>>10052226
If its used for cottaging then its a cottage.

I don't know

>>10052113
Lots of assholes buy these old Victorians and start knocking walls down because they want 'an open floor plan.' Fuck that bullshit. My house has so many natural choke points and kill zones that they would need to send a full company in to silence me.

Guys has anyone seen my signed copy of Infinite Jest? I left it right by the toilet.

>>10053624
half the house leaves their copy in the bathroom

>>10053640
lmao in case we run out of toilet paper

>>10052013
Anon...

>>10052013
anon this is an sfw board, I am reporting your post

>>10052013
Why are there two but holes?

>>10053619

>My house has so many natural choke points and kill zones that they would need to send a full company in to silence me.

>>10053769
Announcing reports is against the rules.

"If its bugging you just take the dust cover off man."

>>10052047
>quality customized craftmanship is more expensive
>general house layouts have changed in demand (larger family rooms/living rooms are relatively recent
it's weird to say but my house is only 90 years old and there isn't a good or seemingly obvious spot to put a tv in the living room because it wasn't designed for such a thing

plus at the end of the day you could get a plot of land and hire an architect to build you a house like this but it will cost you far more money than it would be to move to any other house built in the last 40 years

>>10053825
Don't reply to me with your kike shit again, cunt.

>>10052047
it's because they're fire traps. even if you wire them to modern standards or start from the ground up, that's a lot of wood around a central funnel to insure. it's the same problem with thatched houses or those idiots who build houses around trees.

>>10055354
Careful with that edge, you might hurt yourself.

>>10052026
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>>10053801
Was it the video of the dude shoving the large rex up his ass? I'm too lazy to check an archive, but based on the response that's what I'm guessing.

>tfw you're beyond "I recognize that bulge" and far past "I recognize that gay blowjob" are now into "I recognize this video of a man impaling himself on an absurdly large sex toy based on the response alone" territory

>>10055375
you've been humiliated