/lit/ - Literature

>>17987518
You FUCK! THIS HAUNTER HAS AN EVERSTONE

I HAVENT BEEN TO THE GYM IN FUCKING 3 MONTHS, OPEN THE FUCKING GYMS IM GONNA FUCKING FREAK OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>16994840
ANSWER ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16401765
THE BUDDHA WAS LITERALLY BORN IN THE ROYAL CASTE, HIS BIRTH WAS FORETOLD AS SUCH AND IT IS HIGHLY RELEVANT TO THE PATH HE CHOSE TO WALK, AS IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO REACH ENLIGHTENMENT WHILE ALSO RULING IN THIS WORLD

I know someone here still reads books, discuss this fella RIGH NOW REEEEEEEE

JESUS, GUIDE MY BULLETS TO THE HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES AMEN

>>15503554
>mfw the last page is him saying "just kidding"
You FUCKER I JUST READ 5000 PAGES FOR NOTHING

>>15367771
>Putting your basket on the oranges instead of on the ground
YOU'RE SQUASHING THE ORANGES, ASSHOLE

JUST SCREAM MOTHERFUCKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw there was a european hornet nest in my old book closet
>tfw they gnawed through some of my books and used them to build their nest
>tfw cant kill em because "protected species"

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I JUST GRINDED FOR UBER ELDER FOR 2 HOURS
I GOT HIM TO THE LAST FUCKING PHASE WITH 1 PORTAL LEFT AND MY CAT FUCKING HEADBUTTS MY ARM

>Read book
>it mentions 'dialectics'

I have no fucking clue what it's supposed to mean. I read up on Hegel and Marx, but the more i read about it the more it seems like people use it as a mystical cop-out for 'if it's good then it's dialectical'.

Like what the fuck is it supposed to mean?

>>12819931
YEAH BUT THAT'S NOT THE WEST THAT'S RUSSIA YOU FUCK

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED