/lit/ - Literature

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What's /lit/'s opinion of audio books?
I think they're neat as fuck, i barely have any time to read anymore since i work everyday of the week, and the rest of the time i use to hang out with friends. I listen to audio books when i drive, while i work(Concrete worker so it's no problem), and basically any time i can.
Been hearing through the game of thrones books and the LOTR books, would recommend it for anyone with a monotonous job.

> Harren the Black

> Harren's castle

> Harren's hall

> Harrenhal

#1: Jackie--

Fuck.

>a girl being turned into a blueberry (erotically)

WHOA

>>1940539
Because all adults are just slightly hairier teenagers at heart.
Also mfw American book covers.
Also:
>Sorcerer's Stone

>>1877237
>>1877237

>>1705136

>>1569509
>dwarf porn

"By Armok's beard!" cried Urist, "fill me with your burgeoning dwarven seed!"

Onul the blacksmith grunted, and Urist could feel the coarse hairs of his extravagant beard tickling against his back as he thrust deeper into Urist's body. Strong, callused hands gripped his shoulders, and then Onul the blacksmith let out an exultant cry as his stubby dwarven prick discharged a gout of thick, pearlescent fluid into the very depths of Urist's anal passage.

The ferocity of their clumsy, dwarven lovemaking had left both of them exhausted, and they lay together awhile on Urist's +=-highwood bed-=+, which was decorated with hanging rings of agate and menaced with spikes of calcite. It was engraved with an image of a dwarf and a goblin. The dwarf was striking the goblin. This engraving referred to the slaying of the goblin theif Atim Atizmekud on the 4th of Slate, 254.

>>1020152

That was pretty terrible.

>>1004231
>>1004231
>>1004231

Woah.

>>1004183

So where did we get air quotes from then?

What if Cormac McCarthy wrote On the Road
and Jack Kerouac wrote The Road?