/lit/ - Literature

>>20999061
>reading is for losers
>don’t live someone else’s life
>btw sub to hear me talk about life lessons
>pay me so you can learn from my life

>it's another "secular crypto-materialist panpsychist immanence philosophy disguised as a revolutionary rupture with hierarchical and mystical platonism using typical french 'it's so x that it's NOT x' and 'in fact we were already never doing y all along' and 'perhaps the true z was the z we made along the way' cliches" episode

>>18892968
Ahhhhh I fucking hate teenagers. I'm only 23 but I already despise these subhumans. A group of them are outside my house right now being typical inconsiderate, loud, and unpredictable shitheads.
But it is fun to listen to their conversations and remember. It's extremely cringe but familiar. The big deal and big plans over completely inconsequential things like the "party", the coordinating like they are going on a grand mission. The horde of names thrown around, as they are still in that environment where everybody has to know everybody else. Typical female drama and gossip. The loud screaming and moans trying to make themselves seem bigger and more masculine like monkeys in front of their friends.
Was i like this once? Can't remember. I hope I wasn't otherwise I should have gotten my ass kicked.
Now they are leaving finally and I can return to doing nothing on a late Saturday night. They had to blast loud music on their exit of course, who can forget that.
I started with hating them now I just feel bad. They have no idea what's coming.

>We hold these truths to be self-evident

>>17937612
Had this on my reading list for a while but it kinda sounds like another
>dude i'm an angsty middle aged professional who cheats on my wife and lives in a quasi-anhedonic state
episode which is just fucking gay and I'm tired of hearing about it.