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You do realize the reason your “wages got garnished” is because I told you in spring 2020 during the Covid lockdown that I had posted something on Twitter and the Department of Homeland Security sent a helicopter to fly over Strahle Street in Northeast Philly.

I told you this. The fact that you did not believe it did not make it untrue, as it was true. And the fact that I chose to confide the fact in you was taken as proof positive that you were part of my Actual Terrorist Conspiracy, and providing funds to an actual terrorist.

There are FISA warrants out on you too, dummy. And just as most FISA warrants end up being used for DEA drug prosecutions rather than for actual Foreign Intelligence is just further proof that you got targeted unlawfully as a way for Trump and Biden to prove that there really was something seriously criminal involved in my case. Which of course there is—the serious criminality of George HW Bush, George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Barack Obama, Rahm and Ari Emanuel.

Not any criminality of my own, unless you want to pretend that shoplifting is equivalent to mass murder, or purchasing contraband that you are apparently not addicted to makes you a terrorist.

The fact is: I do not need to resort to terrorism to destroy Washington DC and Hollywood at this point—all I need is satyagraha.

Which is why I am trusting that somebody will rescue me from this tomorrow, or I will destroy Washington DC and Hollywood with satyagraha and they both know it.