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Here is a joke
There was a man driving down the highway and in front of him was a big truck with live pigs.
The truck hit a bump and one of the pigs fell off.
The man saw this and stopped and grabbed the pig (he was ok) and out him in his car and raced off to flag down the truck which was out if sight by now.
On the way a state trooper pulled him over for speeding.
The troopers said, “why on earth are you driving so fast?”
The man said, “this pig fell out of a pig truck and im trying to catch up to it and give the pig back”
The trooper said, “oh, yeah. I remember that truck. Look, there is no way you’re going to he able to catch up to it at a safe speed. Just take that pig to the zoo.”
The man said, “ok sir”
Well the next day the state trooper was sitting in his usual spot on the highway looking for speeding cars when he saw the man and the pig come down the road.
He was so confused that he pulled the man over, even though he wasn’t speeding.
The trooper asked the man, “didn’t I tell you to take that pig to the zoo?”
The man said, “yes sir and I did. But we had such a nice time at the zoo I figured we would go to the beach today”

I hope you enjoyed this joke

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