/lit/ - Literature

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>mfw Pynchon didn't write this. I wrote it. Tee-heeeee!

>David Nigger Wallace
>Thomas Nigchon
>James Nigoyce
>Ernest Niggingway
>Charles Niggens
>Niggiliam Faulkner
>Nigimir Nigokov
>Virnignia Woolf
>F. Scott Nigzgerald
>Barack Obama
>Flannery O'Nigger

>Huge Geek Wells
>Juicy Kiss Rowling
>Hot Pussy Lovecraft
>Cock Sucker Lewis
>Titty Sucker Eliot
>Wicked Boipussy Yeats

Niglet
King N
Macnig
Othello
Nigony and Negropatra
Nigry IV and II
Nigard II
Negreo and Nigliet.
Niglius Nigar
A Midniggers Night's Dream
The Negrest
Nigon of Athens
Titus Andronigus
All's Well That Nigs Well

What would you say are Shakespeare's most essential works?

I would value you were you soft like gold. Instead you are hard like copper. Were you sharp you may possess some use as an instrument of murder, but nay, you are blunt like the words of an enemy. Sour as such also, like a lemon and even yellow as one in that you are cowardly.

Haha. I think nothing of your trifling words. Sweet though they be, they lack sustenance. You employ metaphor and simile as though they were the only reason for which one speaks. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Or rather, you can't half your cake and eat it two.

Honest opinions on Shakespeare?

They say that Shakespeare's language rules

In terms of nat'ral speech to English ear.

If blank verse truly be the common tongue,

Then this thread be nought else - a challenge clear.