/lit/ - Literature

>>23212362
Opposing opinions here.. So I can read The republic(Plato) , organon (Aristotle) and Aristotle metaphysics which will suffice ?

>be attractive
>date attractive gf with rich parents
>marry her
>her parents buy us a place of our own
>be unemployed and read books all day
Life is almost too good right now, I'm expecting something bad to happen

>>22815301
H-how young are we talking?

>>22676798
>drawing from ones own experiences, beliefs, etc. is not self-insert
Whew. I was going to have a few hoops like figuring out what did I mean by two characters that are literally me wanting to fuck means for me.

>>22312746
If you're going to get books for showing off, for the love of god don't put scifi or fantasy on there. Don't even think about YA. Just put up some classics and books related to your profession.

I have an entire bookshelf of physical english translated Light Novels I'm saving to show to Mrs. Right.

>had had

is there a list of easy to read "classics" or ones that you can read in a day comfortably?

I work 60 hours a week all over the country as a management consultant and am addicted to transgender porn. I make good money for my age and am attractive but but no longer care for cisgender women who show interest. I want children at some point too, I'm only 25. Books for this feel?

What happens if I memorize 600 vocabularies of 100 japanese words and use it eventually to read japanese classical ancient literature, as well as use my knowledge of western superior writing techniques and storytelling....

And use it to write the most generic and use internet research using basic python linear regression libraries on google collab to make a gradient research using google trends, to optimize the topic, that will basically outsell 10:1 the entire light novel and japanese book market.

To become the stephen king (in terms of books sold) and the shakespeare (in terms of quality) of the japanese literary scene.

But use this autism literary power to write the most generic harem shota isekai hentais pieces of wholesome garbage with 200 chapters of a shota having sex with hundreds of women, girls and lolis and toddlers and /ss/ christmass cakes in a videogame world, but written in the most skilled literary japanese prose and verse ever written in their language?

Imagine 500 years from now, there's entire classes of japs in college reading that garbage and discussing seriously my philosophical and historical and literary references in a battle scene, just to read in a couple pages later a hot reverse gangbang loli scene.

That would be hilarious, but also hot.
Imagine harold bloom when he reincarnates 500 years from now and have to talk about me being the shakespeare of japanese, but also have to review the hot loli shota harem gangbang scenes in his asian canon writers eulology.

>>20345677

>>20342940
>reading is seen as a positive as long as it isn’t the only thing you do

>Read The Bible
>made me want to become a Kabbalist more than a Christian
It wasn't supposed to go like this

Are there any good books on coping with anxiety?

>open pdf of bible
>ctrl + f
>”sola scripture”
>no results
Protestant bros… I don’t feel so good….

>>18949978
When I read books with speech I speak out loud, doing different voices for characters. Sometimes I even stand up and act them out.

>As she was in the act of getting back into the car, an expression of pain flitted across Lo's face. It flitted again, more meaningfully, as she settled down beside me. No doubt, she reproduced it that second time for my benefit. Foolishly, I asked her what was the matter. 'Nothing, you brute.' she replied. 'You what?' I asked. She was silent. Leaving Briceland Loquacious Lol was silent. Cold spiders of panic crawled down my back. This was an orphan. This was a lone child, an absolute waif, with whom a heavy-limbed, foul-smelling adult had had strenuous intercourse three times that very morning

>>18684064
girl on the right is about to make me break my nofap streak. god damn.

I am a white man with blue eyes and I made the mistake of eating RAW GARLIC, AAAHHH, it is MUCH TOO SPICY! I have been eating bread but NOTHING HELPS AAAAAA

>all philosophy is simultaneously true

holy shit the vicarious coping is off the charts.

>>18374733
Just got done reading the Enchanted Huntress part. Woo lads that was a doozy. Im just replacing 12 years 7 months with 18.

Not this thread again.

>>18181257

>>17978738
>The top men are the main winners
>Currently getting a Masters in chemical engineering
Uff, I hope that getting a job after graduating will cure my inceldom.