/lit/ - Literature

>>1271449
Still doing 100x better than someone who doesn't read at all

Awh, you're welcome!

I recently got Clive Barker's Books of Blood Vols 1-3 under a suggestion from some random horror thread. Bunch of short stories, I was getting into them until I got to the one about Cancer becoming personified and taking the shape of Marilyn Monroe, killing a teenager, ripping his eyes out, stuffing them up her vagina, then seducing another guy, getting him into her grasp and morphing into John Wayne and killing that guy by forcing its mutated fingers into his ears and pushing his eyeballs out from the inside. Then a fat chick managed to subdue Cancer because she rolled over on top of it and she was too heavy for it to get free.

Weird stuff, man. whatthefuckamireading.jpg, etc. Vols 4-6 have been ordered. XD