/lit/ - Literature

This is the philosophy board. If I post my own philosophy, will you denigrate me? Denigration seems like the only thing 4chan does. So, unless you're a masochist, you're here to be a cunt. No?

In work?

Is Galadriel's pubic hair magical too? I mean, everyone wants a strand of her hair and shit, but no one's asking about her fragrant elven puss. I bet she tastes amazing.

At the risk of stating the obvious, Wojak is a self-portrait. When used as a weapon, we (anons) are projecting our own lives. When used to self-deprecate, Wojak is literally a doll we use to show others and ourselves how we hurt. A crutch for the emotionally unavailable man, in whose image he is made.

>>10393597
>I guarantee she's either stupid or tasteless
She's both, but 9/10 at least on looks, and me being 4/10 on my best days I know that if I end it I'm looking forward to a life of fucking pigs

>>10349399
He believes life is a mission. Everyone! Laugh at this man!

>read a book
>forget it all

Why do this keep happening to me?

>>8613626
This.

>tfw Pinecone will never win

>>8241424
That's a very, very particular and specific feel, and I know it entirely.

I don't want to be a wageslave, family.
It's coming soon, how do I stop it

Made me feel lonely.

>>7095107
fuck this picture man

You got me >>5842229

>>5652430

Best disney movie ever made
>you will never be bro with wall-E

I'll never be omniscient. Life is so unfair. ;____;