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>>11921651
>>11924032
You’re nowhere near the level of autism I’m on.

>get gf by some grace of God
>2 days in and I’m making up stories about drug deals I’ve done so I can impress her
>tell her I was shot making a weed deal
>tell her I lied in a drainage ditch covered in blood from gunshot wound until I woke up next morning
>she obviously doesn’t believe me but feigns believing it because she’s polite
>3 days in and I’ve already bought her $75 in gifts
>1 saltlamp
>5 necklaces
>4th day she invites me to go hang out at the mall
>she drives me there (couldn’t drive at the time, was 15) and we walk around in the mall for a bit until she takes me back to her minivan where we sit in the backseat
>give her the gifts I got her yesterday and she hugs me
>have no idea what to do so I hug her back and give her a back pat like a dad
>she giggles
>she snuggles up into my armpit and says “let’s cuddle for a bit it’s cold outside”
>spaghetti pockets are gushing
>o-okay
>grab her with my arms like a hug and she lies down on top of me
(I’m lying face up over the whole back row of seats and she’s lying face down on my stomach)
>after about 30 mins of this while listening to the boomer music I liked at the time she moves one of my hands on her ass
>move it back up immediatly because I’m scared
>she laughs and says “oh Anon you can touch me there all you like”
>oh o-okay then
>I have no idea how to fondle an ass so I just lie my hand down on it and let it rest without moving it
>she visibly doesn’t know what to think of this
>I start to sweat profusely and my dick gets rock hard
>I can feel it rubbing on her thigh as she starts to gyrate her hips on me
>she looks at me and smiles and leans in for a kiss
>ohgodthisisit.jpg
>miss the kiss becuase I shut my eyes really tight and end up hitting her cheek and getting spit all over the side of her face becuase I used tounge before I realized it was her cheek
>she just sighs and gets in the drivers seat and starts the car
>takes me home without speaking
>she broke up with me the next day

Lolita