/lit/ - Literature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTUXlvOzgfg

She seems to scare the shit out of all of you. /lit/ has finally met its match. She would rip you all to pieces with your flaws, failures to meet publication standards and literary convention. You are puny to her. And you just can't measure up.

How do I know? She was my editor once. And I still haven't recovered for how thoroughly she ripped apart my ms.

x. She likes very few books, maybe one out of a hundred fifty clients.
x. She has personally placed those books with the big five and let them through for meeting her impossible standards.
x. Her schedule is completely packed. If she reads your book and trashes it, she's doing you a huge favor.
x. Her standards are so high editors and publishers fight to be the first to hear about her best clients.
x. She is a stone cold soulless psychopath who will see you as dirt unless you meet standards and conventions of the publishing world.
x. She is right. About everything. Although her notes castrated me, they fixed everything in my book. I even should give her a cowriting credit. But I'd rather not risk offending master by messaging her at all after the pegging I took.