/lit/ - Literature

>>7842358

Preposition Ratio: 9.4 % ← Dynamic!

No Zombie Nouns ← A 1st!

Lexical Diversity: 52.66 %
Content Carrying Words: 60.82 %
Personal Vocab Diversity: 69.07 %

Longest Word: subconsciously

▲ It's 'hungover'. Look, I know it autocorrects to 'hung over' & the OED says 'hung-over'—the OAD, the important one since we're Making America Great Again, says 'hangover'. So go w/the closed compound. STOP—don't look at google, look at ME. It's 'hungover'.

▲ 2 too many semicolons.

▲ 'I didn't try to have sex with the sausage meat like John. Or ground up my wife in the magnimincer like Sokolev.' → 'I didn't try to have sex with the sausage meat like John. I didn't grind up my wife in the magnimincer like Sokolev. ← Go w/the parallel phrasing, it's clearer.

▲ 'I would probably end up giving the degenerate a hand job. ' → 'I will probably end up giving the degenerate a hand job. ' ← Unless you ended leaving...?

▲ Yr talented & entertaining. I'd read more.

>>6875395
Funny—when I read yr post out loud it made sense to me. Trippy.