/lit/ - Literature

>writing elective in college
>miss first class
>second class, task is to write an objective description of a basil leaf
>I feel this need to show everyone my huge c/lit/ty.
>write this two page (bad) description of its porous surface, what its scent made me think of, the dishes you could prepare with it, and how it glistened in the afternoon sun
>next class, expect the qt teacher to literally kneel and perform a wet and sloppy bj right then and there
>failed assignment, did not understand task

Mfw now when I think about it