/lit/ - Literature

Writers/avid readers tend to be weird as fuck, as evidenced by the anecdote threads we've had here before. Sylvia Plath leaving a used tampon in T.S. Eliot's bed, Sartre taking drugs and fearing a giant lobster, Oscar Wilde eating pages of books he was reading, etc.

What are some weird things you do?

I must turn on/off a light three times before exiting a room.

I collect crusty stuff around my butthole and keep it in a jar.

I never read the last page of a book.

Yes im looking for a book to help me understand women and use the knowledge to help get me laid,

No I dont want to manipulate women or peacock myself out, I want to find books that provide information on how to connect and form relationships with mutual sexual desire..

in before shitty shades of grey and the game

I'm writing this right now. Tell me what you think. I'll be trying to finish it now.

Bill sat in the kitchen watching his girlfriend prepare dinner. She was frantic. This was the first time Bill would spend any real time with her parents and she was desperate for everything to run smoothly. She opened the oven and stared at the chicken for the third time in as many minutes. Bill just sat at the dining table watching her, drumming his fingers on the legs of his chair. How's the chicken, Sarah? Is it cooked yet? he asked. Sarah whipped her head around. You just sit there and shut the hell up, she said. This is important. I really want my parents to like you, Bill, and I don't want anything to go wrong. We've been seeing each other for almost three months now and all you've ever said to them is hello and goodbye as you pick me up. It's not right. It's not right. She threw some dirty pots in the sink.

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I'm not sure if seriois either, largely because seriois isn't a word. I am serious though - who the fuck is she, and why are you posting endless pictures of her?

Can you recommend me some short stories with children as the main characters, please? Cruel kids are preferable.

I want to start reading again, if you could give a friend a book to hopefully hook him into literature, which one would it be?