/lit/ - Literature

Why did such poorly written books become so popular?

"as opposed to her splendid breasts and that miraculously unguarded vagina"

"her big brown-nippled breasts hanging off her narrow rib cage like bowling balls, thin, shiny purple lines under each"

"You could almost tell how they would feel, looking at them: firm, as if there were a football underneath the skin"

‘Uhhlll … uhhlll … CUNTING THING! You fucking do it! You! You’ve got pissy little girl’s fingers!’

Is it wise for an author to begin his career with his magnum opus?

>As of June 2011, the book series has sold about 450 million copies, making it the best-selling books series in history

Who agrees with me that this splendid author deserves a Nobel Prize in Literature?

Give me some overrated writers /lit/.

I personally don't care much for Rowling, Tolkien or George RR Martin.

Please /lit/, tell me your honest opinion of JK Rowling.

So J.K.Rowling has finished writing Harry Potter.
She'll always be known for it. If she tries to write anything else, she will fail.

The only way to she could keep writing and be moderately successful, is to do a spin-off of Harry Potter.

I personally would love to read books about James, Lily, Sirius, Remus and Peter when they were in school.

Anybody agree with me here?

guiz i was wondering abot this litrature
wo is jk rollin?

pic unrelated its my mom

Well holy shit goddamn, Brian Jacques' moment in the sun just ended. When the fuck are rich people going to learn that small planes aren't safe?

>only kill of characters no one cares about all the way until the end
>still don't kill off any really important characters
Ron and Ginny should have died. Ron tried to save her, got killed, she then got slaughtered. That would have been truly miserable. Hermione and Harry get togheter because of the sorrow.

That's a real ending, bitch.

What is /lit/'s opinion of J.K. Rowling?

What the hell. This series went from harmless, predictable child's fun to people dying everywhere.

Explain yourselves, /lit/.

>>1150860
Bitches don't know.

They just don't know.

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richest woman in england

LOL JK IS QUEEN.

She's a mid-tier children's author who somehow managed to become enormously rich. There are tons who are just as or even more talented who don't get even a tiny fraction of her recognition.

Hey faggots,

My name is Jo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, no talent failures who spend every second of their day writing pathetic short stories. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever got your shit published? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to passages in Lolita.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I wrote the biggest selling series in history, and sold 11 million copies in one day. What novels have you written, only than "pusedo intellectual fan-fiction bullshit".I also get royalties from the movies, and have my very own train (which I bought from books; shit is SO steam). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related; It's me and my published novel.