/lit/ - Literature

>>8902663
Bit disappointing to be entirely desu

>>8813172
>not loving Lacan

>>8658136
>>8658154
>>8658117

>tfw maman died two moths ago

Cats and dogs? What a bunch of fags you are.

i'm hurting real bad

I can't remember what these are called, but can we have a thread with this type of story?

A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side.

The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman.

Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his journey.

The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them.

Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?”

The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”

>>8624196
>not ranking Dickenson

Is there any decent conservative literature for children?

I have a 4 year old to whom I read every night and I'm slowly thinking about redpilling her.

What I'm looking for is basically books where there are no 'brave feminist' protagonists and where the different races of, say, woodland critters stick to their own kind, etc.

Scenario: you are banished to a deserted island with a little cabin.

A genie gives you the option of either having:

A: one single work of a white male author (hence no Bible or 'collected Shakespeare/Plato', say)

Or

B: a library of the best literature and philosophy produced by women and nonwhites

Which do you choose? And if A, specify which work.

And mods, please don't be party poopers and ban me, this is not meant as a shitposting bait thread, I'm just genuinely curious, and I encourage all frogpeople, SJWs, and Lord KEK worshipping /pol/ Nazis to keep this civil and on topic or I'll delete the thread myself

Thanks

>>8502583
>reading Americans

Can we start banning frog threads already? They add nothing, and it's the same autist creating them all

See the catalog. There's no attempt to discuss literature, it's all >that feel when [something vaguely related to literature]