/lit/ - Literature

>that phase you went through when you tried to act like Hitchens everytime you were discussing something

I'm so glad I went through that one mostly on 4chan or other anonymous boards and no records survive.

>>4785665
dude.

>>4400835

My class read "Bananafish" and the general consensus was that our Seymour was a Pedophile. Yep.

God bless these American minds, I tell you. I ripped out of the classroom as soon as the bell rang.

>Mfw reading The Stand
>mfw have infant and think "it doesn't matter what I read to her, she can't understand it."
>mfw guy is forcably sodomized with a revolver and I can't bring myself to read it aloud to my infant daughter

We're reading The Hobbit now.

>>1648094

>mom jokes

>>1292946
>mfw this is Grey's Elegy in a Country Courtyard
I literally read this a month ago

>>1172283
>the Count of Monte Cristo is locked in an orgy with all of their wives.

>>949992
>I finished my beer and then the disgusting thing happened, a most
disgusting thing. Sarah picked me up and placed me down between her legs,
which she spread open just a bit. Then I was facing a forest of hair. I
hardened my back and neck muscles, sensing what was to come. I was jammed
into darkness and stench. I heard Sarah moan. Then Sarah began to move me
slowly back and forth. As I said, the stench was unbearable, and it was
difficult to breathe, but somehow there was air in there—various side-
pockets and drafts of oxygen. Now and then my head, the top of my head
bumped The Man in the Boat and then Sarah would let out an extra-illuminated
moan.

>>812945

>>759119
>babycry loosers who most part of his life discass with his mommy in kithen

>>517224

>>426868