/lit/ - Literature

Recently I made a parody thread >>20897719 making fun of certain irritating /lit/ trends written as obnoxiously as I could manage, yet anons still responded earnestly recommending all their fave meme philosophers, even after the first few responses called it out as bait/shitposting, proving to me once and for all that the root problem isn't so much the topics being discussed as it is the low quality of the humans making the posts.

I like to smell my own farts.

I've lost confidence in my textbook so I'm ignoring grammar for now and memorizing the Sanzijing.

Explain all the different verse forms in a non-boring way, with examples. I refuse to read a book on the subject.

If thou be'st born to strange sights,
Things invisible to see,
Ride ten thousand days and nights,
Till age snow white hairs on thee,
Thou, when thou return'st, wilt tell me,
All strange wonders that befell thee,
And swear,
No where
Lives a woman true, and fair.

Kat is just as beautiful as ever.

>>19098101
But I enjoy the experience.

I'm thinking about replaying Skyrim.

when i read Dickens i imagine the characters are all muppets because the christmas carol movie

>>18904968
Why, I'm anon.

The only thinker on the right I respect is Andrew Anglin.

Away with your belles and your beauties,
They never with her can compare!
Whoever has met with my Kat,
Has met with the Queen o’ the Fair

I read purely for pleasure.

why call cunt the hole
when the real cunt is the whole
the lying mouth, the painted face
the evil brain behind it

why say cunts have soul
they've hearts as blacks as coal
it's a mirage that men do chase
but none shall ever find it

Emily B, like Shakespeare, understands that true love can only bear fruit in death, this illusory world is but a joke, and therefore everything is permitted but disloyalty to love, thus making Heathcliff one of the great romantic heroes of English literature. In conclusion, the great mystery can't be reached via pajeetlike contemplation of the One but through the love of a woman so fanatical and devoted it leads one to commit the most monstrous crimes. Thanks for reading.

Transsexual moderators deleted my thread about Genesis (the book not the band) for being off-topic, despite it being one of the most famous works of literature ever written.

It took me months but I did it

I'm reading my first. King Lear. I like the Fool. I think I read the wrong version tho.