/lit/ - Literature

>>19282852
wow that's the best wojak i've seen and i've been here a long time

>>16694152
>>16694168
Ok

I love these threads because I can use your ideas to improve my prose.

>>12716433
Never written anything in my life but I have to start somewhere. Here goes.

Pronounced squarely in her doorway was a messy, blotted silhouette of a man. Mannerisms like his would immediately carry one’s senses to the conclusion that in front of you stood a staggering, and uneducated, grand ol’ buffoon. Every hair in his viciously unkept stubble was multidirectional and might’ve pointed to a treasure chest, and his invariable aura of liquor scents that followed scrunched the faces of the uninitiated. As his opposition, Mrs.Yuve’s gaze had a history of imbuing him with a fear that would throb throughout his psyche and soften his very bones. Veering to her desk he squeezed oafishly past the door’s frame, somehow smearing its highly professional and glossy finish. He hunkered his knees and chose to fixate his stare on a gilded portrait of what he knew to be her spouse. The sailor’s cap that the gentleman donned, and the greyscale look of the picture were his favorite features. Then, wrenching open his drawbridge of a mouth, he began about his apologies. Mrs.Yuve calmly observed the man and his sordid attempts to look away from her sets of eyes and folded fingers; But she could feel herself ferally lunging at his throat if he were to ramble on any further.
Fermenting and pooling in her throat, was a cloud of smoke that she blew as a stream into Xander’s sideward face. Alerted to the sound, he turned to meet the stream which powdered his face evenly and watered his eyes. Mrs.Yuve stood to parallel him as he was rubbing away at his lids with his handkerchief, “If you can’t so much as look at me, then you may listen instead, else You know what happens next. Expectedly now you’ll brandish me with your payments”. Xander with a forearm over his eyes now, nodded behavingly so, and surveyed his pockets for her answer.

>19, M
>Joining the Airforce soon, hopefully, if the one little thing that could disqualify me, they hopefully just brush past
>working in a carpentry shop, enjoy all of it honestly
>reading more than ever before, starting woth the greeks
>going to the gym on a consistent schedule
>just all around hopeful for the future, loving it lads
>nogf tho

>>12140796
YOU TOO

>>10513769
Oh no! Another heretical Calvinist's thread died for this!!

>>22090
Smells like a manlet in the thread.

CALLING ALL MEN (6'+ ofc) TO HELP HUNT THE MANLET

>>15234
damn son

One day the Academicucks will receive their JUST desserts for harbouring information for years.

That day will come! The Academicucks will be massacred on the streets, quite rightly! Quite rightly...

>people still believe that to become a billionaire you have to be ''brilliant'', even if your starting capital was basically Klondike money
>people still don't realize that Trump is rich cause of shady lawyers, scams, lobbying and connections he got from his father

For fuck's sake, not even /lit/ can get it.

>millions of years in wich every human dies in their 20s, every female get costantly raped and a good chunk of the human population dies while getting mauled by other humans/animals/fucked up diseases
>not enough

>the oscars committee pull a publicity stunt
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE LIVING IN A SIMULATION??????

I hate normies.

>>9150275

>that bookshelf

I refuse to see her as a human being.

>>9098882

>tfw you were sure that they were just trying to coopt famous philosophical concepts to justify their fucked up worldview
>but no, they were just plagiarizing Fallout New Vegas

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>mfw all the brainlets in this thread that read the first line, stop there and then form an argument which was already answered in the OP

Truly embarrassing

>being this disorganised

Wew boy. Autism is flaring up!

FOR YEARS, MASSES OF MEN CLIMB THE LADDER OF SUCCESS AROUND ME WHILST I SQUANDER WHAT WORTH I HAVE TO THIS MEANINGLESS PITTANCE OF CHILDISH PLAY!

FROM NOW ON, I WILL DEDICATE EACH SECOND TO CRAFTING MYSELF, BY APPLYING ALL MY METHODS TO LEARNING PROGRAMMING AND WRITING A PHILOSOPHICAL WORK WITHIN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS.

IN 6 MONTHS TIME, I WILL RETURN HERE AND POST A THREAD CONTAINING MY NEW PHILOSOPHICAL WORK WHICH WILL BE MY MAGNUM OPUS AND THE GREATEST PHILOSOPHICAL WORK EVER WRITTEN!

WATCH ME, KEKS AND LOSERS!

WATCH ME, AS I TAKE YOUR PITIFUL LITTLE LIFE AND SQUISH IN MY HANDS!

I SHALL REALIZE ALL MY IDEALS AND YOU WILL REMAIN A LOSER!

WATCH ME AS I RETURN IN 6 MONTHS A GOD! NO MORE LAZING AROUND! NO MORE WAGE SLAVE OR NEETDOM!

IN 6 MONTHS, I SHALL BE A GOD!

>he thinks that Nietzsche is pleb because teenagers misquote him

you wanna know what grinds my gears???

>walking down a street
>about to cross the road when I'm passed by a group of women on a night out
>hear one of them say the following, "I didn't spend any money last year because guys bought all my drinks and food."


Serious question, how do women expect me to portray them in literature in a 'genuine' or 'authentic' manner when this is the kind of shit that comes out of their mouths?

It's another episode of an effeminate nu-male copying actions of the writers of the past because he thinks it'll make him like them episode

>>6855953
>The chapter where he ties the girl to a chair, hooks a car battery up to her nipples and makes her boobs explode.
>The chapter where her smears expensive cheese inside a girls vagina, shoves a tube in there, and gets a rat to crawl inside and eat her insides.