/lit/ - Literature

>always thought it was "denziens", not denizens
>"pentient" not penitent
>others mistakes forgotten

Tell us of your retardations /lit/

Me but I'm trying

>I haven't read most of this stuff due to my obsession of video games and anime in middle school

>Have a really fun creative writing project that I’m super passionate about
>want to work on it all the time
>Have 4 papers for school
>Deadlines approaching
Hhhhhhng I just want to WRITE but not that stuff

I do read while walking

I live in Chicago so at least once or twice a week a nice black person will say "That must be a good BOOK!" and I say "Yes, I like it!"

>tfw i don't know if i'll live enough to write all the things that i want to write
>tfw i know i won't be able to read all the great books ever written

>tfw afraid that somebody finds your writings

>>12981711

Does anyone have good poems about happy emotions like peace, calmness and joy?

I find many such poems are trite and not very genuine.
I guess this is because sadly real inner peace is very rare.
It's like it's much easier to do the Screwtape Letters than the opposite or Songs of Experience over Songs of Innocence.

>>12622048
>existentialism is the philosophy of women who took enough loads to get microchimerism yet will never have children.

This is actually sad.

>>12530773

How about you update it then, eh smart-ass? Ha! He he..yeah... our society is doomed, isn't it?

>>12459166
This was a cute little webm until I found the original with sound and about cringed myself into a coma.

>>12446713

>husk of a man

People think I'm autistic for carrying around a notebook in which to write all the words I come across in writing or conversation that I don't know the meaning of. Also they look down on me when I ask someone what a word they said means (I usually try to keep those questions to myself and research it at home, but sometimes I have to ask in case the word is relevant to the conversation at hand).

Who truly is in the wrong?

>>12244477
ha ha

>read book
>can't help imagining all the characters as anime characters

Please help. I finally thought I'd got away from the curse of anime and still it taunts me when i try to focus on grown up hobbiew

>>12194638
I want a world completely devoid of females but I don't wanna be gay either.

Does anyone have these feels? How do I compromise?

>girlfriend found me on /e/

>>12109425
> 19
> A Guide to the Good Life
> A Companion To Ancient Education
> Siddhartha
> facesitting & footjobs

>>12094657
I known I'm about to out myself, but I saw the Constanzapill thing on r/MDE and it is described exactly as OP puts it.

>>12091981

I dont give a fuck what it is, anon. I'd put my dick in it

Like pretty much everything with a vagina..he..he he ....

>>12087753
>tfw playing with the legos in the library for nearly 3 hours

>>12073832
I was fresh out of high school when I wrote it.

>>12020059

Can you imagine what it would be like to have a family with number 2 and be like totally happy and have children hehe...